NDL: S31W4 - California (39) at Florida State (35)
Cal Comes Out On Top @ FSU
Article By: Will Ferrell’s Wild Take on Cal’s Shocking Win Over Florida State
Greetings, sports fans! Will Ferrell here, your designated play-by-play funnyman. And boy, do I have a tale for you—a story of Bears, ‘Noles, and more drama than a soap opera marathon. The California Golden Bears strolled into Doak Campbell Stadium like they were crashers at a very fancy party, hoping not to spill the punch. Instead, they walked out as the life of the party, pulling off a mind-blowing upset over the #24 Florida State Seminoles in a game so wild, it should’ve come with a disclaimer: “May cause excessive yelling at your TV.”
Let’s dive in, shall we?
The first quarter? A snooze-fest. Both teams were poking and prodding like kids at a veggie-filled dinner table, just trying to figure out what was on their plate. Cal teased us with a nice drive but had to settle for a field goal. A 26-yarder to start the second quarter. Yawn. But then
FSU’s QB Luke Kromenhoek decided he was tired of playing it safe. Channeling his inner action hero, he hurled a 33-yard rocket to
WR Caziah Holmes, and just like that, the fireworks began.
Not to be outdone,
Cal’s QB Fernando Mendoza stepped up with the confidence of a guy who just nailed karaoke night. He found
HB Jaydn Ott—who I’m pretty sure has turbo boosters for legs—for a jaw-dropping 48-yard touchdown. This game was officially on fire.
Now, let me tell you about
FSU QB Luke Kromenhoek in the second quarter. The guy went full Madden mode, launching bombs like Tom Brady in a caffeine frenzy. Two touchdowns to
WR Malik Benson, an 83-yarder and a 43-yarder. I mean, Malik must’ve been wearing invisible jet packs. FSU went into halftime up 21-17, and Cal looked like they were on the ropes.
But wait! It’s the third quarter, and
Fernando Mendoza isn’t done singing his karaoke ballad.
Jaydn Ott juked his way into the end zone with an 11-yard sprint so slick, I’m pretty sure he left skid marks on the field. Then
Mendoza found
Tobias Merriweather for a 29-yard laser, and boom—Cal was suddenly leading 31-28. Yes, you read that right.
Now, the fourth quarter was a showdown for the ages.
FSU’s Holmes redeemed himself with a 27-yard run, breaking tackles like a guy dodging mall crowds on Black Friday. The Seminoles had the lead, and the home crowd was in a frenzy. But Cal wasn’t done. Oh no.
With two minutes left,
Fernando Mendoza—the man, the myth, the legend—found
Jaydn Ott AGAIN on a crossing route for a 24-yard dagger of a touchdown. Game. Set. Bears.
Final score: California 38, Florida State 35. The Bears didn’t just crash the party—they stole the cake, the balloons, and maybe even the host’s wallet. Both teams gave it their all, leaving the field battered, bruised, but still bros at the end of the day.
And that, folks, is why we love football. It’s unpredictable, it’s exhilarating, and sometimes, it’s just downright hilarious.
Stay classy, football fans. And remember—always bear down.
Cal wins and taunts, FLman uneasy
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