Looking back on old coaches: Week 1 - Jeffmo

[Hoos]

I always play every game that I can no matter how much I hate doing it.

[trendon]

Accountability. He implemented a system that allowed players to be graded by other coaches. Over time, this would create a coaching profile that could be used to evaluate coaches and see if they were meeting NDL standards.

I just want to go on the record and say that I was the first person to create any sort of scoring system for leagues. I pitched the idea to Khari, that shithead, and he said it was too complicated.

Prior to getting goddamn arrested, I had it in my league. The problem? It was way too complicated, lol!

It was ingenious, though. I think it was carnell that IM'ed me with a "What the hell, man?" IM when I sent out the spreadsheet to the commishes.

[Hoos]

Speaking of Wiki, we should be on it. ::looks at Trendon::

[Uuaww]

PS: The Toilet Bowl needs to come back next season.

Problem is, youll likely hate the next version of the game and it will get simmed

I do not want that game back.

[DRiccio21]

anyone remember exactly what season he left in?

[cdub21]

anyone remember exactly what season he left in?

hall of fame says 10

[Cnasty]

anyone remember exactly what season he left in?

According to you..never.

[DRiccio21]

well the persona Jeffmo left... Jeff Morris is obviously still around

[sdrawkcab]

JeffMo will always be remembered in my mind as a low-talker on the mic who had a great love for the University of Michigan and the NDL. I went in search of JeffMo earlier this month in the great state of Tennessee, but the great floods hindered my search.

I hope all is well.

Stealing a line from clubtril:

Your Friend and My Favorite,
sdrawkcaB

[shel311]

JeffMo will always be remembered in my mind as a low-talker on the mic who had a great love for the University of Michigan and the NDL. I went in search of JeffMo earlier this month in the great state of Tennessee, but the great floods hindered my search.

I hope all is well.

Stealing a line from clubtril:

Your Friend and My Favorite,
sdrawkcaB

[tball275]

JeffMo will always be remembered in my mind as a low-talker on the mic who had a great love for the University of Michigan and the NDL. I went in search of JeffMo earlier this month in the great state of Tennessee, but the great floods hindered my search.

I hope all is well.

Stealing a line from clubtril:

Your Friend and My Favorite,
sdrawkcaB

Backwards is alive!

[packsyD22]

I remember that JeffMo was half Asian, or full I don't remember which but I thought that was weird. I don't know one Asian in Cali that likes or even knows anything about football.

[LetsGoPeay]

A few JeffMo facts;

- He'd eat a homeless person if you dared him!

- His poop is used as currency in Argentina.

- He sweats Gatorade

- He once breast-fed a flamingo back to health.

- He hated Mexicans. And he was half Mexican. And he hated irony.

- I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury.

- He sheds his skin once a year.

- He makes brooms somewhere in Georgia.

- He did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran Morrison

- He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road.

- He taught me how to make love to a woman, and how to scold a child.

- He once complained about having abdominal pain so the doctors did some x-rays and they found $60 in change in his stomach.

- He did all the makeup on the 'Planet of the Apes' movies.

- He grew a 3rd arm and kept it in a vault.

- JeffMo drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, 'All in all, I prefer gin.

- They say Gene Roddenberry got the idea for Star Trek from listening to JeffMo talk in his sleep.

- He once date raped David Bowie.

- He once inhaled a seagull.

[bearass]

He smelled of cabbage. And was quite uppity. Vandy and Michigan suck btw Jeff. I know you're here.



ichiro

[Uuaww]

I vote 3crosses next.

[buckeye76]

I thought he left the season before I came into the league which was 12 or 13ish. I came into the league last season of ncaa 08.

[BIGmike]

E! True Hollywood Story: JeffMo