Coach Keg Receives U-Haul Gift Cards
Article By: -Tuscaloosa
The drive from North Greenville to Tuscaloosa was won of reflection. Thinking of the past golden season at ECU and now heading down the golden road towards Alabama.
There was a lot of smiles, tears and beers had in Coach Keg's RV driving to his new coaching gig at Alabama.
There were rumors of past coaches, such as Bigmike, receiving six figure luxury cars, 10 bedroom mansion and an olympic size swimming pool. Needless to say Coach Keg was excited what the Alabama faithful had lined out for his tenure.
Needless to say, the welcome wagon wasn't as golden as one might have imagined.
Coach Keg received a week old fruit basket, littered with U-Haul gift certificates with messages referencing 'You're going to need these in Season 32'.
There was no 10 room mansion either, only a single wide trailer with a hot tub that hadn't been cleaned in two years.
I don't think Coach Keg is in North Greenville anymore. Time to unpack and jump in that hot tub!
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