Bottom 10 Block 2: Return to Mediocrity
Article By: Welcome to Block 2 of the Bottom 10, as my compatriots on the NDL Media team have mentioned this a a satire page. Very little analysis was put in to these summaries and a lot of trash talking was. Either way, this is a great way to spotlight the backbone of the NDL, because everyone can't win every time. That said, let the public shaming begin!
Utah State of mind
This is why the pollsters don't take the MWC seriously. Coach Wave and Utah St were kind enough to schedule games with winning records and what do they have to show for it? 3 28+ pt L's for the season. Something is going to have to give next block when Bottom 10 fringer Boise St and yours truly comes to town for a potential early season toilet bowl matchup!
U can’t see me F
To be fair, UCF has played teams with a combined 8-1 record through Block 2. However, anyone who willingly rolls in to the Big 12 gauntlet has to be a masochistl. Only explanation I can come up with. On the bright side, he won’t see the reigning champ on the schedule, bad news is he has 5 ranked opponents and is already 0-4. Make it hurt daddy!
WVU Brokeback Mountaineers
Huzzah! The mountaineers scored their first Tuddy of season 30! Unfortunately it came against Coach JRod in a 20 pt loss. However, there’s signs of life here as Coach Lone amassed 450+ yards of offense on the day a far cry from the 3 pt whimper across two games in block 1.
Texas Stank Bobcats
Coach Randawg & the Bobcats are at risk of becoming everyone’s get-right game this season, as they helped get the UTSA Roadkill off this list. If you’re losing to teams in the Bottom 10, expect a mention here at minimum. To add insult to injury the Roadkill was TRYING to give them the game committing 6 turnovers and still somehow winning by two scores.
Louisiana Technicality
Let’s talk about the guts here. Coach Lingus clearly knew it was time for a change, benching starting qb Cole Watson for Evan Bullock after a jaw dropping 6 INT performance against MWC darling and all a round hype man Coach Liq. Not everyone makes a change that early in the season, but Coach Lingus knew it was a time for change. That change netted him a second consecutive double digit L and 4 more INTs. Could be worse though, as he doesn’t have the jameis level 7/20 TD ratio that Minnesota QB Max Brosmer is sporting atop the INT leaderboard.
Navy Mid-Seaman
While they’ve only played one game, they get a warm welcome to the bottom 10 for managing a whopping -45 yards on the ground in their lone L against BigRed & Memphis. This knocked them back under 200 yards on the day. Somebody let Coach Code One that the flexbone will be his friend this season!
Ill-ugh-noise
Credit to Coach Hail for coming in and replacing one of the Old Heads at Illinois. After getting off to a strong start, the Illini blew a lead to Nebraska to start the season, only to host The Boise St Jeantys who were literally advertising their gameplan in the name and helped prop up Ashton Jeanty’s Heisman candidacy.
Bowling Green Eggs & Ham
Coach Drew outshined his block 1 placement on our esteemed list by continuing to give the MWC credibility in a 9 turnover block that includes a 5 pick showing against former MWC stalwart ChilliChill and a curb stomping from SDSU power house Big ZZ. I may put the FIU Bowling Green game on when I want to put my kids to sleep at night. With my monotone commentary they’ll be out before the first quarter ends.
Akromonious
Coach Sammy took pity on dear Coach Sage in block one and didn’t mercy rule him. No such luck with GarviNole and the Vols. No mercy from the SEC. The Zips join the Mid-Seaman as our other team that was unable to generate positive rushing yards on the day netting -11 for their troubles. But hey, I’m sure that new gym equipment the Vols just paid for will come in handy for conference play.
Vander-bleach-blond-bad-built-butch-body
I have questions here… Coach Quest and the Commodores out gained Eastern Michigan by almost 200 yards, had 320 team rushing yards and no penalties… but lost time of possession and by multiple scores? Those two picks must’ve been back breaking, because with L’s to Tulane and Eastern Michigan, the rest of the if the season does not look good for the Commodores. But hey, at least he’s with friends right?
On deck:
UVAWOL, Ore-gone St, Aridzona St, UMess, Mid-Sussippi St, Whew Mehixco St, Bears Fans, Yankee Fans
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