Big XII Weekly Power Rankings
Article By: Our Block 6 Weekly Power Rankings features an
"Ode to the Top 16 Fast Food Chains". Little bit of movement in the rankings but for the most part we've reached that point in the season where dominance has been established. There's still some room, however, for that team that wants to take KU on in the conference championship!
Texas Tech Red Raiders 1-6 (0-4)
Buckeye76
Texas Tech is like Popeyes without their spicy chicken – plenty of flavor and enthusiasm, but they’re missing that crucial ingredient to really turn up the heat. You keep coming back, hoping they’ll finally serve up a win, but so far, it’s been a lot of seasoning and not much sizzle.
Oklahoma State Cowboys 1-7 (0-5)
Practicesafesacks
Oklahoma State is like KFC without the chicken: a lot of side dishes, but you’re left wondering where the main event went. They’ve got the heart and the flavor, but everyone’s just waiting for that winning recipe to make a comeback.
Houston Cougars 2-7 (0-6)
Yragha
Houston is like Panda Express with the buffet closed – a lot of options, but nothing seems to be hitting the spot. You keep trying to find that winning combo, but it’s mostly just a side of disappointment with a splash of missed opportunities.
Colorado Buffaloes 2-7 (1-5)
outlaw
The Colorado Buffaloes are like Sonic Drive-In during a lightning storm – lots of hype and promise, but the results are a bit electrifyingly inconsistent. You keep hoping for a slam dunk meal, but it’s often more of a “drive-thru disappointment” with a side of “maybe next time.”
BYU Cougars 5-5 (3-4)
TSTEPANEK
The BYU Cougars are like Pizza Hut: they’ve got a solid menu and a decent track record, but sometimes you get a great slice and sometimes it’s just a bit too doughy. You’re never quite sure what you’re going to get, but you keep coming back for more, hoping they’ll deliver that perfect game – or perfect pizza – every time.
Iowa State Cyclones 4-4 (2-3)
Jrembold
The Iowa State Cyclones are like Panera Bread – generally reliable and occasionally impressive, but sometimes you end up with a sandwich that’s a bit underwhelming. You keep coming back for the promise of a hearty win, but you might get a bowl of disappointment instead.
Kansas State Wildcats 3-5 (3-3)
Bearass
The Kansas State Wildcats are like Chipotle: a mix of potential with every bite, but occasionally you end up with an unexpected surprise in your burrito. Sometimes it’s a flavorful victory, and other times you’re just trying to figure out what went wrong with the order.
TCU Horned Frogs 3-5 (3-2)
NarcanMan
The TCU Horned Frogs are like Domino’s – you’re hoping for a winning combination every time, but sometimes you get a pizza that’s a bit undercooked. There’s potential for greatness, but you might need to add a little extra to get that perfect slice of success.
Cincinnati Bearcats 7-3 (5-3)
ShadyNasty
The Cincinnati Bearcats are like Burger King: they’ve been serving up some solid wins, but recently they’ve had a rough patch – like getting your order wrong three times out of four. You still appreciate the potential, but you’re starting to wonder if the drive-thru is cursed.
UCF Knights 6-4 (4-3)
RB4SC22
The UCF Knights are like Subway – generally reliable for a decent meal, but lately, they’ve been serving up a couple of disappointing subs. You know they’ve got the potential for a tasty win, but right now, it feels like you’re getting a lot of bread with not enough filling.
Utah Utes 5-3 (4-2)
Dakshdar
The Utah Utes are like Dunkin’ – after a couple of off days, they’re back to serving up hot, fresh wins like a perfect cup of coffee. They’ve got fans energized and thinking, “Now this is the kind of victory that’s worth waking up for!”
Arizona Wildcats 6-3 (4-2)
Razorback44
The Arizona Wildcats are like Wendy’s – they’ve been on a winning streak, serving up success like their fresh, never-frozen beef. After a few bland games, they’re now adding extra flavor with those three consecutive wins, making fans think, “Where’s the beef? Oh, right here!”
West Virginia Mountaineers 7-2 (4-2)
shel311
West Virginia is like Taco Bell – they’ve been dishing out victories with a lot of zest, and even if it’s not always traditional, it’s always exciting. You never quite know what you’re going to get, but it’s reliably satisfying and leaves you craving more.
Baylor Bears 5-0 (3-0)
Dopesoap023
The Baylor Bears are like Chick-fil-A – they’ve been on a winning streak and are the hot item everyone’s talking about. But with their recent hiatus, it’s like craving for Chick-fil-A’s on a Sunday: you know they’re still amazing, but you’re stuck waiting until they’re back in action.
Arizona State Sun Devils 5-2 (3-1)
VTrunNgun
Arizona State is like Starbucks – they started off slow with just a plain cup of coffee, but now they’re serving up winning streaks like their most popular seasonal lattes. They’re all warmed up and extra frothy, and fans are loving the new, high-energy flavor.
Kansas Jayhawks 9-0 (6-0)
JiggyJrod
The Kansas Jayhawks are like McDonald's during a breakfast rush – they’re on fire, serving up wins faster than you can say "Egg McMuffin." Everything they touch turns to success, and fans are loving every hot, fresh moment.
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