Coach Mike AssCock, oh wait it's Glasscock screw it just call him-TheDonkeySho, currently rocking and rolling with the University of Colorado.
1. Please tell us a little about your self, name age location marital status-if allowed under state laws, favorite teams in real life etc...
"My name is Mike Glasscock (yup it says "cock", run with it ;) ) I am a 34 year old single parent (widowed when my son was just 5 weeks old) currently living in Ada, OK. I grew up in Geneva, NE and since 1999 have "lived" in several great cities including: Atlanta, GA, New Orleans, LA, and Portland, OR to name a few. From about '99 to '04 I earned my paychecks building communication towers and installing communication sites on these towers, thus bouncing from city to city nearly year round. I am now part owner of a small, family-based construction company and we do basically all facets of commercial construction (framing, sheetrocking, painting, finish carpentry, etc.) I have a 10 year old son, Mathew, who keeps any extra time away from work pretty well occupied. Getting lengthy so I'm sure I've lost a few readers..."
Favorite teams: MLB=Cubs, NCAA=Huskers, NFL=No real favorite, NBA=Couldn't give 2 squirts of wet shit about any of em. NHL=Detroit
2. What are your top 3 comedies of all time...1.)Christmas Vacation 2.)Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 3.)Hangover
3. If you could change 2 things about your life what would they be...One change I might make would have to be that I wish I would've taken college a little more seriously when I was enrolled at the University of Nebraska.
4. What time period would you go back to if time travel were possible and why(the past decade is not allowed)...I guess I'd have to say the late 60's/early 70's cuz love was free, music was real, and drugs were plentiful.
5. Your last meal would be...Huge pile of King crab legs, a massive slice of prime rib, a slab of seared Ahi Tuna, a wide selection of top quality sushi and as much Mirror Pond as I could handle to wash it all down. Hell if it's my last meal, I'm gonna fuckin eat!!
6. Any good strip club stories...Spending 5+ years bouncing city to city there are so many fond memories, but one that stands out is also basically where my board name derives from. I was working down in Laredo, TX, building a few communitcation sites for Nextel and one evening a typical "few beers after work" turned into "let's fuckin cross over and see what kinda trouble Mexico has to offer". We eventually found ourselves engulfed in the awesomeness known as "Boys Town" and the ice cold Dos XX's were flowing and the cocaine was seemingly unlimited. All night long we heard whispers of the fabled donkey show and this was indeed a landmark that my crew and I insisted on seeing. After hours of searching for the "right place" and countless cold beers and "key bumps" we found ourselves sitting in a shit hole of an establishment at a table surrounded by that evenings lineup of strippers/crackheads (some of which smelled strongly of paint fumes as if they were probably huffing paint in the back). I was eventually escorted on stage by a few of the performers and they began to dance for me, as the dance progressed they (being fully nude already) removed every stitch of clothing I had on and there I was onstage and ass-naked in a smoke filled room full of drunken Mexicans...nothin but my socks! So I became that night's "Donkey Show"!!
7. Who are some of your rivals in the NDL...1.)Stimpin is awesome fun 2.)Thabeet and I have become pretty good friends and always have good games. 3.) There's a list of other guys that I've known through this game for a long damn time.
8. Who are your top 3 sexiest ladies...1.)May be lame to some, but my wife was and still is one of the sexiest ladies I ever knew. 2.)Katy Perry is on my bonar as of late. 3.) viewforum.php?f=16
9. Your most embarrassing moment was...Think I might have answered this already! :lol:
10. And in closing-you have the floor to write any closing comment, statement, manifesto or whatever you wanna write.---Thanks for giving me this opportunity to tell a little about myself (maybe too much :D ) and I hope most of you found some of it to be entertaining. I really enjoy this NDL community as it is not only a great hobby, but it has also given me the chance to get to know at least a little bit about some of you.
Thank you!!
Mike
No, no THANK YOU-see what we would be missing with out asking ?'s of our fellow NDL bretheren?!!
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