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The Bottom 10 (Block 3)

Article By: NCAA Dynasty League

Beercop's 10 Least Wanted




I'm spicing the bottom ten up a little by playing off the FBI's 10 most wanted list. Enjoy the read! Weeks 5 &6



10KENTUCKY WILDCATS 0-4 (0-2) - Kentucky had the 13th toughest schedule in the league while scoring 15 points a game. Defense giving up 30 a game. They should get a win whenever they play there rival Louisville. The wildcats remind me of Steveo from Jackass. Though as hell but are always getting kicked in the balls with turnovers.





9Mississippi State 0-4 (0-3) - State is only scoring 9 points a game with the 9th toughest schedule in the league. Week 9 showdown with Kentucky will get one of the teams there sole conference win. State reminds me of Phil Spector. You know his ugly ass is not scoring either.





8EAST CAROLINA 1-4 (1-2) - The Pirates are coming off a big conference win over Southern Miss and moving up the list. Their play reminds me of Ice Ice baby. They had there 15 minutes last season.





7Easterm Michigan 0-4 (0-2) - Pride of the MAC are playing football like when Ike beat Tina.It's going to be a long day!





6Louisville 0-3 (0-0) - The Cardinals need to stick to basketball. In there honor they get the Sir Charles award, they get taken advantage of like Charles on a hooker.





5SDSU 0-5 (0-1) - Aztecs football is like Gary Coleman. You wanted to take him seriously but no one ever did.





4PURDUE 0-4 (0-0) - If you root for Purdue football, you need to drink some boilermakers! Purdue, the Nick Nolte of college football





3ARMY 0-5 - 4 points a game is just silly. They have played a tough schedule. They get our Pee Wee Herman spot. Funny guy but you would not want to sit next to him in a dark theater.





2VIRGINIA 0-5 (0-1) - The Cavs get our Britney Spears slot. Opps, I [strike]did[/strike] lost it again. Just don't see a win on the rest of that schedule.





1MICHIGAN 0-5 (0-2) - You're my boy blue! They get the Lindsay Lohan spot. We would all tell the wife or gf we would never go there but every one of us would hit it at least once.


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