Article Data Imported from Previous NDL SiteCoach Spotlight: USMarine7t
Article By: Coach Spotlight: USMarine7t
Current location: Clearwater Beach, FL
Job: General Manager for a Heavy Equipment Rental Company
Favorite sports team(s): Grew up in Oregon so theres no rhyme or reason to my sports teams. Oregon Ducks, Denver Broncos, San Diego Padres, New York Rangers (Fuck Off Trendon) and I always seem to root for the team I am playing with in the NDL in real life too.
Worst pickup line you ever heard: Does this rag smell funny to you to you?
Dora the Explorer or Hannah Montana: Gotta go with Dora on this one, the way she wears her shirt showing off that Midriff in every show is just plain sexy. Sometimes I fantasize I am a sneaky fox and... Wait.. TMI... (No Pedo) (And now every one of you with kids will notice this every time you see it too.)
Show to participate in - Jersey Shore or Survivor: Always thought Survivor would be a cool show to be on but theres always one Douche Nozzle that I know i would get kicked off the show for whooping his ass. Plus the women must smell bad after a while.
A model says she'll sleep with you if you shit your pants - do you follow through?: On The Spot... I mean what could be better than laying down and going to sleep with a model? And if theres any chance of sex I would even put it in a bowl and make mix it up making little poo pancakes for her in the morning.
Sports car or off road truck: Having had both in my life I would say Off Road Truck. Hillbilly Deluxe Style!
Most memorable NDL moment: No clue what it was about but my first post in the NDL and Feisty came at me talking shit and when I said something back he said "If you come at me you better make sure your balls are swole". KInda freaked me out a little in a gay way that he was questioning my testicular endowment but we made up and even went to a Rays game together after the fact and we never even discussed my ball size.
Song(s) you're embarrassed to listen to: Anything by REO Speedwagon. My secret CD I keep stashed away for those days when I wanna just jam out to some love ballads.
When I'm old and gray I will...: Probably still be single and chasing young bitches. You know, the old guy at the dance club that doesnt know hes old yet? Yep, without a doubt.
Worst experience with a female: Actually this was just recently as I picked up an 8/10 down at Clearwater Beach and brought her back to my place. Had been drinking all day and we continued to drink at my house til late at night. So we are doing the deed and I realized after an hour that there was no way I could "finish" due to my extremely inebriated state and the prophylactic that felt like the thickness of a leaf bag. So I went manual at this point and went toe to toe boxing the bald champ with the fury of 300 Spartans until I was able to finish at which time I let loose the loudest most disgusting sweaty ass fart you ever heard. I froze in complete horror as shes looking at me with this "Did you just shit on my stomach" look on her face. Luckily upon inspection there was no poo but she made quick work to get dressed and leave. Obviously never hearing from her again.
Favorite movie in the past 3 years: As gay as it sounds I actually enjoyed the new Robin Hood movie. Its pretty much Gladiator part II but since thats my favorite movie of all time it just kinda worked for me. Or it could just be my Man Crush on Russell Crowe.
Least favorite job: Changing a shitty diaper. I have to stick wet wipes up my nostriles and wrap a big sock around my face and put on rubber gloves to do that nasty duty. Sucks BAD!
Season 20 team prediction: I think I might be able to eek out a win or 2 with the Blue Devils. If not then I am at least hoping to get rated a 5/10 by some skanky Duke chick with a thing for athletes on her Thesis.
Season 20 NDL champion: Gonna put my eggs in a Noles basket and say that Nole and his sausage fingers make a good run this season. Obviously he knows this team and will play to their strengths. If he loses one game though I could easily see him finishing 8-4 with dat dere schedule he has.
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