And right now there's a steel knife in my windpipe
I can't breathe, but I still fight while I can fight
"Love the way you Lie"- Eminem Ft. Rihana
A new season begins and with that so does a new Bottom 10.
While listening to eminem and getting ready to write this article I thought these lyrics perfectly explained what an coach of a bottom 10 team feels. With every lose you move away from what you wanted of your season, and you may continue to lose but you fight the good fight along the way.
While many of the caochs and teams about to be listed are terrible, and will lose a bevy of games this season we here at NDL ESPN still love you fellas, and you should "Luv me"
Just because your on this list every week does not mean you should run off and murder your wife and drown the beoncye in the lake. We also should never break our controlers and "lose ourselves." Everyone can't be in the top 25 so consider this your list. Your the guys that make the NDL tick with your shitty play and hard work and detication to the league.
You are the BOTTOM 10.
Tune in every week to hear good tunes and see if trendon, and feisty can win a game before they murder someone, or themselves. Number one is the best of the worst. 10. is wel.....shit of the shit.
I present to you now the bottom 10 along with a link to each song.
Enjoy.
1. #9 Oregon (0-2) Bad guys always die- Victim has two things going for him. 1. He is Surley going to win a game with this team killing the bad guy. 2. He may not be in the top 25 anymore but at least you get to partake in the bottom 10 list.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEw7LoDjuLA
2. #25 Georiga (0-2) Careful what you wish for - You may have wanted your favorite team Drey but with your wish came a curse, and a bad start for another top 25 team.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qzqn0ZOljEM
3. Notre Dame (0-1) Hail Mary - Things are starting out rocky in South Bend for peterson. He better start saying his Hail Marys.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCniqa8QzZs
4. UNC (0-2) Verbal suicide - Yet another owner of a top 25 team that must be cursing loudly. Vikes you got your team. I don't think you will have them for long amigo.
5. Northwestern (0-1) Don't Push Me - I pray for his sanity. I really hope feisty gets some wins because when he loses multiple in a row he geats a little angry. Don't push this Feisty guy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELIf12ZIeXU
6. Missouri (0-1) Not affriad - Kdog sure was not affrid to take his Missouri Tigers for another season. Hopefully he won't have another 3-9 season.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5-yKhDd64s
7. Buffalo (0-0) Buffalo Bill - The song was perfect, and Trendon blows ass now. I am sure he will lose and earn this spot in no time. If not I will make it up to him in the next Bottom 10.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4j8YTvkzoM
8. Army (0-2) The way I am - I don't think beefy cares that he is on this list. That's just the way he is. Total scores from his first 2 game 0- 65. Thats lopsided.
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