Nole or Shel: Bigger Asshole?

[trendon]

I was going to tell a story, but I happened upon a particular thread in the Media section. Instead, I will amuse you with THIS INSANE FUCKING STUPIDITY!!! I mean, complete batshit insanity. So insane it is like licking an elephant's balls after he'd shit upon them. Let's play a game.

WHICH GUY IS A BIGGER ASSHOLE?

Thread: http://onlinedynasty.net/forum/viewtopi ... 0&start=20

Nole: "Katie Morgan was the blond...only like 5 years ago she was "hot" in some HBO behind the scenes documentary on porn....all that fuckin and she hit the wall quick"

Shel: "I'm sure I wouldn't complain if they were in my face, but her fake boobs looked pretty crappy. They looked much better when she had a shirt on,a nd that's never a good thing, lol."

I am torn. Nole started it, meaning he has the most conviction. But Shel hopped on board like a little follower and then even expanded on the theory. I can't tell, so I am taking it to a vote. Either way, I will no longer call alerts on these two. They are banned from even given the CHANCE to explain themselves.

[Hoos]

It is hard to pick just one.

[jsence2]

Shel paid me to vote for Nole, so I did.

But that simply further displays that Shel is the bigger asshole.

[Cnasty]

[trendon]

How long have you been hoping for a chance to post that?

[Cnasty]

This chick at work was like "I used to love The Never Ending Story" when I was a kid!!

I said to her, what was the name of that flying dog thing??

She goes,ummmmmmmmmmm I dunno.

Exactly.

Had to google it and this was the first thing that popped up and I nearly spit the water all over the monitor when I saw it.

Sure its not our beloved LOLCats, but I think its hilarious.

So to answer your question, about 6 hours maybe?

[shel311]

I voted for myself.


Trendon has taken his alert to a whole new level. I didnt realize that every boob job was equally good and some couldn't be better than others.

Not to mention, Nole bashed her more, I still said I'd be happy if they were in my face, so this 10-2 vote is a farce, a farce I tell you!!!

[beercop]

I voted before I even read the post.

[Dolemitesooner]

Shel in a fucking landslide

[sunspotiens]

hmmm....

Kinda like asking...whose better in basketball UNC or NJIT.

[nick]

if Shel is an asshole, you guys are pussies lol.

[VeniVediV1ci]

I voted before I even read the post.

x2

...bully

[Dolemitesooner]

hmmm....

Kinda like asking...whose better in basketball UNC or NJIT.

No shit.....unc is a bunch of fucking bullys

[Weasel]

Damn Shel, youre running away with this

[trendon]

Damn Shel, youre running away with this

I think the quote "boobs looked pretty crappy" cinched it.

[texasfan4444]

I just pissed my pants after seeying Doleys sig... F'n classic!

Back on topic.... I dont see anything wrong with their statements. Her boobs looked like a sack of lumpy potatoes. Let me illustrate:

6 years ago......5 years ago....Present day
...o o................( o )( o )........Xo><iX

Even my wife stated when we were watching the movie. Damn I guess every boob job has the potential to go terribly wrong. So in closing the correct answer to your orginal question is "Trendon".

[trendon]

You are just as nuts as these two, T.

You all must be fucking the finest pussy known to man. Maybe I am the crazy one. I'm out here fighting for morsels every day and you guys all got filet mignon!

[Nole4real]

Katie Morgan then -







Katie Morgan now -






I stand by my comments

[Nole4real]

..oh..and i voted for me

[nick]

lol shes still incredibly hot. i dont know what you guys see.