I Don't Want Kids

[trendon]

More specifically, I don't want this one kid I had to babysit today.

A friend had her husband leave her and she is totally fucked; no job, no money, etc. She had a job interview and I got stuck with the kid today. Fine. I picked him up from school and I felt like a pedophile as I stared down every boy there was because, of course, he was the last fucking one out the door. He is not a shy kid so was easy to get to know him (I never met him). The problem was, he is a boring little fucker.

I ask if he is hungry. No. Does he want to go to the mall? No. Play hockey? No. Basketball? No. I am starving and I felt bad eating a few hot dogs in front of him but I asked him 1,000 times. So, whatever. I have a PS3, a PSP, two TV's, snacks on snacks, sodas, a cat, lots of room ... he'll be fine once we get to my apartment.

Yeah, he was. He pet the cat for like two seconds then whips out some book and - out of the ten thousand different things im the fridge a boy could want - he chooses apple juice. He drank about a gallon of it and read his book without saying a word. I am playing Call of Duty right next to him and he doesn't want to play that, any game, any sport, no TV, no nothing; book and apple juice.

Fuck him. I hope he never gets laid because he is too boring. I was so happy when she came to pick him up.

[Cnasty]

Fuck him. I hope he never gets laid because he is too boring. I was so happy when she came to pick him up.

God I would pay per view to watch this reality show today!!!

How old was he?

[Matt90210]

You probably scared the hell out of him.

[DRiccio21]

you should have asked him if he wanted to be Carolina in the OOTP league

[trendon]

Fuck him. I hope he never gets laid because he is too boring. I was so happy when she came to pick him up.

God I would pay per view to watch this reality show today!!!

How old was he?

Seven. What seven year old doesn't like video games, hot dogs, junk food, TV, soda, AND sports. I can understand if they only like one or two of them, but NONE?

[Dolemitesooner]

Fuck him. I hope he never gets laid because he is too boring. I was so happy when she came to pick him up.

God I would pay per view to watch this reality show today!!!

How old was he?

Seven. What seven year old doesn't like video games, hot dogs, junk food, TV, soda, AND sports. I can understand if they only like one or two of them, but NONE?

He was probably scared Trendon.

Sounds like a good mom though the kid is reading and not eating junk. Thats a good thing

[nick]

Fuck him. I hope he never gets laid because he is too boring. I was so happy when she came to pick him up.

God I would pay per view to watch this reality show today!!!

How old was he?

Seven. What seven year old doesn't like video games, hot dogs, junk food, TV, soda, AND sports. I can understand if they only like one or two of them, but NONE?

STOP calling it soda it's fuckin pop.

[trendon]

Fuck him. I hope he never gets laid because he is too boring. I was so happy when she came to pick him up.

God I would pay per view to watch this reality show today!!!

How old was he?

Seven. What seven year old doesn't like video games, hot dogs, junk food, TV, soda, AND sports. I can understand if they only like one or two of them, but NONE?

He was probably scared Trendon.

Sounds like a good mom though the kid is reading and not eating junk. Thats a good thing

Not for me. I was looking forward to misbehaving; giving him soda and letting him kill shit on the games.

[Seeitsaveit13]

Fuck him. I hope he never gets laid because he is too boring. I was so happy when she came to pick him up.

God I would pay per view to watch this reality show today!!!

How old was he?

Seven. What seven year old doesn't like video games, hot dogs, junk food, TV, soda, AND sports. I can understand if they only like one or two of them, but NONE?

STOP calling it soda it's fuckin pop.

False.

[kdog36]

dagn trendon I would do anything for my kids to be that quiet just ling enough to do their homework and give me and MOM just about 30 minutes of quiet time once we get home from work. No win there.

I love my kids and you will love yours if you ever decide to help in making them.

[VeniVediV1ci]

STOP calling it soda it's fuckin pop.

you're an idiot

[ajalves]

Fuck him. I hope he never gets laid because he is too boring. I was so happy when she came to pick him up.

God I would pay per view to watch this reality show today!!!

How old was he?

Seven. What seven year old doesn't like video games, hot dogs, junk food, TV, soda, AND sports. I can understand if they only like one or two of them, but NONE?

my kids would have asked if they could move in with you if you offered them all that shit....and im not joking

[vicktim7]

around here it's coke, no matter what you're drinking.

"Hey, you want a coke?"
"Sure."
"Cool. I've got sprite, coke, dr. pepper, etc."

pop? that's my dad.
soda? that's the arm and hammer stuff.


while we're at it, do you call it? hand trucks or a dolly?

[sixpackdan101]

Its primarily called pop in Nebraska...but not uncommon to call it soda.

And that would be called a dolly vicktim

[cdub21]

Its primarily called pop in Nebraska...but not uncommon to call it soda.

And that would be called a dolly vicktim

pop here

[VeniVediV1ci]

shocked they have no data in southwest Louisiana.

That may be the dumbest place in America

<ducks if Shel is from there>

[jeffdaddy]

that kid is gay

[bearass]

That map is amazingly accurate for Oklahoma at least. Of course the guy that made went to school here though.

[Block M]

People are executed on the spot in Michigan if they call pop a, "soda." Which is exactly the way it should be.

[trendon]

People are executed on the spot in Michigan if they call pop a, "soda." Which is exactly the way it should be.

All of the soda people over here in the Northeast just gave your state a lot of money to build cars; it is soda for the next ten years as part of the agreement.