Completely misread a situation.
Wife and I are going to a Halloween party tonight (couldn't do it last week due to her best friend being out of state looking at colleges and football programs with her son).
Wife is going as Chucky, her best friend as Chucky's Bride.
She was trying everything on prior to jumping in the shower to see how it all looked. I was putting my costume on (monopoly man), just pants and white shirt so far. And she says,
I can be the farmer girl and you can be the banker and I am coming in for a loan
Me being the 22 year old than I am, I respond,
Well missy if you want that John Deer, get over here because this dick aint gonna suck itself
She called me a pig! Not sure where that came from. Told her this is how porn movies start out. She wasn't happy with my improv
