2091 Season Thread - Into the Future

[GeorgesGoons]

C'mon Dave! A couple things you can always count on: Death, Taxes and me posting on the boards.

[TheGobOne]

File is up. Reports and S+ to follow.

News
Ryan Hamilton (EDM) wins NL PotW
Willie Hart (PRO) wins AL PotW
Noritoshi Yamasaki (ROSE) has hit streak end at 23 courtesy of Miami

Injuries
Richard Novak (ROSE) out 12 months with a torn elbow tendon
Bartolo Rodriguez (PRO) out 8 months with torn elbow tendon

[Cnasty]

Killer injury to the rotation.

Oof

[GeorgesGoons]

There is the Beef that I was expecting to see all year long

[Graywolf357]

Uncleeeee!!!!!!! No more RYAN.

[nick]

#bEast

[nick]

Michael Jordan throws the complete game against Sheltown. Some would say he's a legend. and before you ask..

[TheGobOne]

File is up. Reports and S+ to follow.

- IAFA's are here! Remember the cap rules (they are on the IAFA page in case you need to see) and that the cap was lowered to 10M this season.

News
Richard Bennett (SAN) wins NL RotM
Ryan Scott (AAV) wins AL RotM
David Santos (SAN) wins NL PotM
Augusto Martinez (BOW) wins AL PotM
Angel Aguilar (CHA) wins NL BotM
Brayn Willis (BOW) wins AL BotM
Jeff Schaefer (SF) wins NL PotW
Nick Knight (NE) wins AL PotW
Phil Small (PO) reaches 2000 hits
John Cooley (SAN) Ks 15 vs Rose City

Injuries
Ronald Hayes (AAV) out 5 months with a torn back muscle
Will Jonson (PO) out 7 months with shoulder inflammation
Jorge Gonzalez (BOS) out 3 months with shoulder inflammation

[Cnasty]

A big thank you to Richmond and Alabama for their fine hospitality this weekend.

We enjoyed our stay and the local cuisine.
You are always welcome in Prosper Texas.

[DRiccio21]

For the love of god injure more Prosper players.

I can’t deal with this shit much longer. I can deal with bear markets for years, I can deal with 2 children under 4, I can deal with fucking the same pussy the rest of my existence but I can’t deal with Prosper being this good for much longer.

[TheGobOne]

For the love of god injure more Prosper players.

I can’t deal with this shit much longer. I can deal with bear markets for years, I can deal with 2 children under 4, I can deal with fucking the same pussy the rest of my existence but I can’t deal with Prosper being this good for much longer.

Don't worry sir. His finances are about to implode very very soon.

[Cnasty]

He speaks the truth.

I tried to trade off, no suitors.

Now we just win until the wheels fall off and ride into the sunset for a 20 year rebuild and let Miami/New England battle it out for a bit while we polish our rings.

[Cnasty]

P.S. We love you too David <3

[ajalves]

PO's #1 is p[rojected to go 0-21 with a WAR over 3

this is fun

[The_Niddler]

#bEast

We are 13-5 against this so called #bEast, so I am starting to agree with George, it is more of a #fEast against the #lEast

[TheGobOne]

File is up. Reports and S+ to follow.

News
Ron Tynes (MJ) wins NL PotW
Armando Zuniga (PHI) wins AL PotW
Chad Cole (BLT) wins Prospects Game MVP
Ron Tynes (MJ) reaches 300 HRs
Jimmy Wolfe (BOW) reaches 2000 hits

Injuries
Santiago Acevedo (AL) out 4 months with a torn calf
Arturo Escobar (DET) out 9 months with a torn elbow
John Powell (NE) out 12 months with a torn rotator cuff
Norm Johnson (ROSE) out 3 months with shoulder inflammation

IAFA Signings
Vicente Enriquez signs with Bloordale for $10.5M
Luis Gonzalez signs with Miami for $9.3M
Lenny Andrew signs with Cleveland for $6.8M

[DRiccio21]

Carnage

[TheGobOne]

All-star week. Good time to rest up those pitchers and re-order your rotation if you like.

[Cnasty]

Can we limit Bly to only 10 pitches in the AS game? Thanks

[Ry]

Being this bad of a team really sucks. We will be dug out of our financial hole in a few seasons. It's going to be hard to wait and be patient.