2077 Season thread... Duck Duck Moose

[ajalves]

2nd to last in the AL, what the eff has happened to these guys?

Even I'm at .500 you piece of shit

Lol, that is a bit harsh. If I did not face you I'd be down there with lowly Port Orange.

you son of a bitch

[Neurotic]

I was told I could no longer have fun with my arch nemesis, so I need a new one. Any takers?

[nick]

Me me oh oh pick me

[DParm]

Im NY owner. The Duck doesnt stop here

Winners of 8 out of our last 9...things are clicking....How are all of you?

Yes Webby did a great job. You have already made some errors my friend. Even Beef could not mess this one up lol we will see after you rebuild. I do love the new colors tho.

Oh have I? Lol. I'm full of terrible dad jokes, sorry, cant help it sometimes. I will agree, Webby was a great owner that has this team lined up for success. And for this I am grateful.
But even Barry Switzer still gets credit for his SB with "Jerry's Team".
Besides, the Ducks brand with its easily recognizable and rich history of success, is in good hands.
So, good luck this season, well everyone but this guy

Nice i made your hate list already. You should hate me i will be beating your ass all season. One sweep down another one coming. Welcome to the NDL my friend. I know you won with your offline league and you feel good about yourself but welcome to the online arena. Its alittle different in these waters. Time will tell if you are a Redwing and dont fuck up a great thing. If you dont win one with this team its a major fail. I do wish you luck tho no hate in my heart. Still love those new colors.

#2 in the power rankings and feeling a little spunky i see....I like it

Damn my boy, I feel like we need to up the ante dont you? Talk is cheap. and apparently youre rich on words haha! Try not to cry to bad come the end of the season. Ill give ya napkin to wipe the tears away. lmao he says offline league. Imma enjoy this one. So Im thinkin tattoos or something.... Something to let you know forever you came knocking on the wrong door my friend.

[wdoupis]

Shots fired. Get em DParm

[Neurotic]

Me me oh oh pick me

You already have one .

[The_Niddler]

16 players rated 50 or above by my scout. Wow!
Has to be one of the worst drafts ever by my scout. Draft should last all of about 4-5 hours and it will be completed.

[KShorey]

Damn my boy, I feel like we need to up the ante dont you? Talk is cheap. and apparently youre rich on words haha! Try not to cry to bad come the end of the season. Ill give ya napkin to wipe the tears away. lmao he says offline league. Imma enjoy this one. So Im thinkin tattoos or something.... Something to let you know forever you came knocking on the wrong door my friend.

Not like I have a say in it and enjoy the back and forth as much as anyone, but you easily have a 7 season minimum before I would be willing to give you ANY credit for what that team does. Most new owners take over dumpster fires...you came into a well oiled machine. I'm sure we're all intrigued to see which way it goes

[KShorey]

Me me oh oh pick me

You already have one .

Signed,
The Entire NDL

[nick]

well oiled dumpster fire

[wdoupis]

File is uploading...

[DParm]

Damn my boy, I feel like we need to up the ante dont you? Talk is cheap. and apparently youre rich on words haha! Try not to cry to bad come the end of the season. Ill give ya napkin to wipe the tears away. lmao he says offline league. Imma enjoy this one. So Im thinkin tattoos or something.... Something to let you know forever you came knocking on the wrong door my friend.

Not like I have a say in it and enjoy the back and forth as much as anyone, but you easily have a 7 season minimum before I would be willing to give you ANY credit for what that team does. Most new owners take over dumpster fires...you came into a well oiled machine. I'm sure we're all intrigued to see which way it goes

What team do you run? I hope you are a team with at least 20 wins before deciding to jump on in. Are you Robin to his Batman?

[DParm]

Damn my boy, I feel like we need to up the ante dont you? Talk is cheap. and apparently youre rich on words haha! Try not to cry to bad come the end of the season. Ill give ya napkin to wipe the tears away. lmao he says offline league. Imma enjoy this one. So Im thinkin tattoos or something.... Something to let you know forever you came knocking on the wrong door my friend.

Not like I have a say in it and enjoy the back and forth as much as anyone, but you easily have a 7 season minimum before I would be willing to give you ANY credit for what that team does. Most new owners take over dumpster fires...you came into a well oiled machine. I'm sure we're all intrigued to see which way it goes

So back to that tattoo Idea...I think a Ducks logo in our new fresh colors would look really nice on you. Maybe on the forehead....or a nice lil chic one next to your thumb, so when you start sucking your thumbs from my beat downs, you can always have a friendly reminder of who your daddy is...Ill even call ya Pedro just to add to the fun! (for those slower GMs I got you! Pedro Martinez once famously called the Yankees his daddies.)

[wdoupis]

File is uploaded, website updated. New in game date 5/17

Draft begins Tuesday at 9 am CST

Dave Brown out 12-13 month with Tommy John
Naohiro Nonaka gets hit #2500 in a win over Boston
Gilbert Whiteaker out 9 months with a torn PCL
William Doss out 6 months with radial nerve compression
Rhode Island signs Jordan Belsey to a 1 year deal... All time shit ratings good hitter guy
Joe Ray blasts Sheltown and says fuck this cowtown
Ernesto Franco out 13 months with Tommy John
Leonardo Moran has a 3 HR game but the Crabs still lose to Boston
Francisco Sanchez AL POTW hitting .407 with 2 HRs
Aaron Rodriguez NL POTW hitting .433 with 2 HRs

[KShorey]

Damn my boy, I feel like we need to up the ante dont you? Talk is cheap. and apparently youre rich on words haha! Try not to cry to bad come the end of the season. Ill give ya napkin to wipe the tears away. lmao he says offline league. Imma enjoy this one. So Im thinkin tattoos or something.... Something to let you know forever you came knocking on the wrong door my friend.

Not like I have a say in it and enjoy the back and forth as much as anyone, but you easily have a 7 season minimum before I would be willing to give you ANY credit for what that team does. Most new owners take over dumpster fires...you came into a well oiled machine. I'm sure we're all intrigued to see which way it goes

What team do you run? I hope you are a team with at least 20 wins before deciding to jump on in. Are you Robin to his Batman?

Anchorage, 3rd year, didn't take over OCD, so my statement doesn't change....no bragging rights for you for a long while

[Graywolf357]

Good morning New York Ducks. You are now 1-7 vs Seattle. Better fix that lefty issue or i will wear you out all season. You are tied with Baltimore for 3rd in the west. Some League history for you being tied with Baltimore in anything is not good . I have a Ideal for a Tattoo. Seattle's Bitch right across that chest.

[Graywolf357]

I am sure redwing is happy Dparm is here now. He won't have to hear about Ted anymore.

[GeorgesGoons]

I'd love another 10+ month injury next sim please. Never had this many arm injuries before with coaches.

[wdoupis]

I’ve never understood this logic. Previous owner quits and new guy gets ripped for having a good team. I to would prefer to build my own squad but everyone knows that there are maybe 5 people who would even trade one top prospect for OCD’s studs and they are worth more.

[Graywolf357]

SP/RP/2B/3B/LF/RF John Dand. Era 3.09 and Batting .395.