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Pay no mind to George. He’s busy washing dudes undercarriages. Almost had back to back to back jacks last night. Coug screwed us. Thanks coug.


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way too much info going on in this class. I'll be hoe thanksgiving week, be ready to play then bitchesBFiVL wrote:Pay no mind to George. He’s busy washing dudes undercarriages. Almost had back to back to back jacks last night. Coug screwed us. Thanks coug.



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Man hoe, all makes sense nowGeorgesGoons wrote:way too much info going on in this class. I'll be hoe thanksgiving week, be ready to play then bitchesBFiVL wrote:Pay no mind to George. He’s busy washing dudes undercarriages. Almost had back to back to back jacks last night. Coug screwed us. Thanks coug.


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GeorgesGoons wrote:way too much info going on in this class. I'll be hoe thanksgiving week, be ready to play then bitchesBFiVL wrote:Pay no mind to George. He’s busy washing dudes undercarriages. Almost had back to back to back jacks last night. Coug screwed us. Thanks coug.
Cliff notes on the advancement of glory hole technology. I’m curious what advancements have been made in your line of work.


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Season 7 Thursday. Iceberg heading to island. Looks like we will have a snow map.


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Is there a way to create multiple accounts actually on Fortnite? Or is it only using your console gamer account name?
Basically, my boys play with their cousin in PA on the XBox an take turns, but they'd like to all 3 play together with one of my boys on the XBox and the other on the Switch.
Basically, my boys play with their cousin in PA on the XBox an take turns, but they'd like to all 3 play together with one of my boys on the XBox and the other on the Switch.
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ya just make a new account.
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Did a quick look this morning at new season stuff. Several changes to map. Added zip lines and airplane. Vaulted a ton of stuff. Added Camo wraps to guns and vehicles. New battle pass skins are ok.


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How do I get one of those Fortnite coaches!!!
Finally caved and got a Battle Pass for my kids, and they're obsessed with getting all the backpacks and dances and whatever. But the funny thing is, they think I'm really good or something because they always want me to play a round to finish some challenge, but they don't realize, they're only about 100x better than me.
There's a challenge where you need to get an elimination in 5 different matches, we're at 3. Last night I played for like 2 hours trying to complete that challenge for them ask they asked me to, and I've failed them lol. I tried Team Rumble, seemed like the easiest way to get an elimination. I must have played like 4-5 rounds and probably died around 20 times while not getting a single kill
I can't aim for shit, and it just seems like dudes are running, jumping and moving around like crazy but can always immediately shoot me 1 time and I die.
I'm quite possibly the world's worst Fortnite player.
Finally caved and got a Battle Pass for my kids, and they're obsessed with getting all the backpacks and dances and whatever. But the funny thing is, they think I'm really good or something because they always want me to play a round to finish some challenge, but they don't realize, they're only about 100x better than me.
There's a challenge where you need to get an elimination in 5 different matches, we're at 3. Last night I played for like 2 hours trying to complete that challenge for them ask they asked me to, and I've failed them lol. I tried Team Rumble, seemed like the easiest way to get an elimination. I must have played like 4-5 rounds and probably died around 20 times while not getting a single kill

I can't aim for shit, and it just seems like dudes are running, jumping and moving around like crazy but can always immediately shoot me 1 time and I die.
I'm quite possibly the world's worst Fortnite player.
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1) welcome to the addictionshel311 wrote:How do I get one of those Fortnite coaches!!!
Finally caved and got a Battle Pass for my kids, and they're obsessed with getting all the backpacks and dances and whatever. But the funny thing is, they think I'm really good or something because they always want me to play a round to finish some challenge, but they don't realize, they're only about 100x better than me.
There's a challenge where you need to get an elimination in 5 different matches, we're at 3. Last night I played for like 2 hours trying to complete that challenge for them ask they asked me to, and I've failed them lol. I tried Team Rumble, seemed like the easiest way to get an elimination. I must have played like 4-5 rounds and probably died around 20 times while not getting a single kill
I can't aim for shit, and it just seems like dudes are running, jumping and moving around like crazy but can always immediately shoot me 1 time and I die.
I'm quite possibly the world's worst Fortnite player.
2) George or Badger is worse than you.


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Please record you playing a shooter game and share for our entertainment 

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I may actually do that lol.Cnasty wrote:Please record you playing a shooter game and share for our entertainment
The stick skills are looooooong gone. Though even at the height of my NCAA stick skills, I was still the worst ever at trying to shoot someone in a shooter game.
Everything will come together once I hire my Fortnite coach!
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fortnite is very annoying. i cant shoot for shit either. ive won a handful of times and usually i just hide behind walls during the final battle like a bitch.
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Yea, I did that a lot and it's easy to finish top 5 almost every time.nick wrote:fortnite is very annoying. i cant shoot for shit either. ive won a handful of times and usually i just hide behind walls during the final battle like a bitch.
But obviously that gets boring, and I tried getting better at shooting, but I'm pretty sure that'll just be impossible for me, i'll just always be bad in an epic way.
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My favorite is when I basically sneak on someone from behind, take my time, start shooting and hit em 2-3 times, then they just turn around, jump up in the air Matrix style on the fly, shoot me once and I die 

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my fav part of the game is building large ass houses in a random spot and seeing how long til someone fucks it up. When it was 50v50 i had about 10 people helping me build a hotel.
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Cnasty wrote:Please record you playing a shooter game and share for our entertainment
Set up Twitch on PS4. East and quick for streaming. You could be the next Ninja


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I have YouTube set up on PS4, but I play it on XBox. I doubt it's hard, but don't have it set up on XBox.BFiVL wrote:Cnasty wrote:Please record you playing a shooter game and share for our entertainment
Set up Twitch on PS4. East and quick for streaming. You could be the next Ninja
I hate the building as well, but only because I suck at that too.

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shel311 wrote:I have YouTube set up on PS4, but I play it on XBox. I doubt it's hard, but don't have it set up on XBox.BFiVL wrote:Cnasty wrote:Please record you playing a shooter game and share for our entertainment
Set up Twitch on PS4. East and quick for streaming. You could be the next Ninja
I hate the building as well, but only because I suck at that too.
Just learn how to do a quick 1x1. We ain’t pros and we too old with no more quick twitch to build like these kids. Easiest build is a ramp with a wall in front. Get that down and you can win a fight or two.

