2055 Season Thread... Sick of these Massholes

[dakshdar]

Geez. And I thought our employee surveys where garbage... I mean, they are garbage (most employees taking them don't care and don't even think about their response - from the feedback I get - but we then spend so much time each year as managers being forced to try to "improve" survey results), but that's just real garbage right there.

[Cnasty]

This is on top of an annual survey.

Yay!

[shel311]

Our company added an employee check in tool for a way for an employee to share feedback on their job or departmental leaders or just how they feel.

The options are emojis which is bad enough.

Then one of the items under the emoji...I am feeling “on fleek”

Not kidding.

I love how they built it up to get all the Leaders sooooo excited that they no longer have to do annual evaluations...

Oh yea, we'll just do them quarterly now. Yay new system!!!

[nick]

34-15 (9-2), the Miami Vice are on fleek

[nick]

Hall of Famers by team (if same gm i included together)

Albany - 2
Boston - 1
Carolina (DrWebs) - 2
Chicago Lol's - 6
Chicago (FBallKelly) - 2
Cincy/Socal - 9
Hartford/San Antonio (Bernie) - 3
Lake Elsinore (Niddler) - 2
Las Vegas - 1
Miami - 3
New England - 1
New York (Trendon) - 6
Norcal (Plasma) - 1
Omaha - 1
Philadelphia - 2
Port Orange - 5
San Diego (Cincy Brew Crew old team) - 1
Seattle - 1
Sheltown - 2
Sioux City (DrNorris lol) - 1
Washingotn - 4

[Hammerin' Hank]

Keep my seat warm for me, if you are nice I will let you stay within 20 games this season

Whatever you say...number two!

[nick]

some other boring facts while looking at the screen

Most Deserving - Pablo Esparza (Cincy SP), although 4th on the list in voting %, he was a 1st ballot hall of famer while the 3 infront took 3,3 and 2 times respectfully

Least Deserving - Jorge Pacheco (San Diego SP), although his 77.3% isnt the lowest %, it took him 5 tries to get 77% and barely squeak in to the Hall of Fame. doesnt matter tho, autographs and appearance prices just went up for the guy.

Year Most Voted In - 2049, from registered data, so any done manually isnt inputted, but its clear that 2049 was the mega show at Yonkers (HOF is in Trendons home town as a homage). 6 people, Jamison, Esparza, LeBlanc, Robbins, A Hernandez and Graham got in.

Years Without a HOFer - 3 - from the list (2041 on), 3 times we havent had a new inductee in the HOF. 2041, 2042 and 2046.

Highest: (Measurements of HOF voting)
https://www.baseball-reference.com/abou ... sary.shtml

JAWS - Alex Rodriguez (98.7)
Black Ink - ARod (96)
Gray Ink - Pablp Esparza (332)
HOF Standards - ARod (89)
HOF Monitor - Esparza (377)

Most Ballots - 6 (William Thomas)
Least Ballots - 1 (tied for 14)

So based off those HOF voting numbers, if we had to have a goat, looking like ARod right now (duh) with Esparza being the pitcher.

Maybe with some history, we should look into remaining the MVP Trophy the Alex Rodriguez Trophy and maybe instead of the Cy Young/Tom Seaver, we win the Esparza Award.

[shel311]

So based off those HOF voting numbers, if we had to have a goat, looking like ARod right now (duh) with Esparza being the pitcher.

Still cool that our HOF voting is in line with the GOAT hitter and pitcher

Maybe with some history, we should look into remaining the MVP Trophy the Alex Rodriguez Trophy and maybe instead of the Cy Young/Tom Seaver, we win the Esparza Award.

If the MVP can't be called the Robinson Rojas Award, then I'd actually vote for this.

[nick]

HOF Monitor from what i read, 130 is a lock hofer. ARod had 377, Esparza had 353..

7 of the top 8 guys in HOF Monitor were former commishes. Shocker.

[GeorgesGoons]

Hall of Famers by team (if same gm i included together)

Albany - 2
Boston - 1
Carolina (DrWebs) - 2
Chicago Lol's - 6
Chicago (FBallKelly) - 2
Cincy/Socal - 9
Hartford/San Antonio (Bernie) - 3
Lake Elsinore (Niddler) - 2
Las Vegas - 1
Miami - 3
New England - 1
New York (Trendon) - 6
Norcal (Plasma) - 1
Port Orange - 5
San Diego (Cincy Brew Crew old team) - 1
Seattle - 1
Sheltown - 2
Sioux City (DrNorris lol) - 1
Washingotn - 4

The Beef aren't included on the list. Wayne Muddy Weasel Washington

[nick]

we dont recognize fluke winners sry

[TheGobOne]

Stuck at kids dentist for 2 hours. Please entertain me and roast my trades.

[shel311]

Stuck at kids dentist for 2 hours. Please entertain me and roast my trades.

I don't have much...other than you kinda ruining OOTP for me....I got nothing.

[Cnasty]

Stuck at kids dentist for 2 hours.

Poor kid

Messages I have received from to be kept anonymous OOTPers:

"WTF, I dont understand how you do this EVERY SINGLE TIME!!! F Boston"
"Seems like a pretty fair trade based on where both of your organizations are"
"I am this close to becoming the next FootballKelly after this trade!"
"Thanks a lot. You basically crushed my soul and now the talks I was having are non-existent"
"I dont want to talk trades but just saying Hi!!"
"Dude you gave up so many guys and Kikuchi, I dont get it but it helps me".

About sums it up from what I have heard.

[shel311]

About half of those from me.


I didn't say #1, I don't think, but I sure am thinking it. We had the Boston draft. Boston's Farm is bottom 5, my Farm is top 5...and yet somehow this dang Crypto expert prefers players in the Boston Farm over Sheltown.


I also have Ted as commenter #2 and Billy as #6.

[Uuaww]

About half of those from me.


I didn't say #1, I don't think, but I sure am thinking it. We had the Boston draft. Boston's Farm is bottom 5, my Farm is top 5...and yet somehow this dang Crypto expert prefers players in the Boston Farm over Sheltown.


I also have Ted as commenter #2 and Billy as #6.

not number #2. also corey is paraphrasing me.

[TheGobOne]

Stuck at kids dentist for 2 hours.

Poor kid

Messages I have received from to be kept anonymous OOTPers:

"WTF, I dont understand how you do this EVERY SINGLE TIME!!! F Boston"
"Seems like a pretty fair trade based on where both of your organizations are"
"I am this close to becoming the next FootballKelly after this trade!"
"Thanks a lot. You basically crushed my soul and now the talks I was having are non-existent"
"I dont want to talk trades but just saying Hi!!"
"Dude you gave up so many guys and Kikuchi, I dont get it but it helps me".

About sums it up from what I have heard.

Quite the mixed bag. I’ll take it lol.

It’s time for me to do something drastically different. There is nothing more frustrating than watching a middling team year after year.

[shel311]

About half of those from me.


I didn't say #1, I don't think, but I sure am thinking it. We had the Boston draft. Boston's Farm is bottom 5, my Farm is top 5...and yet somehow this dang Crypto expert prefers players in the Boston Farm over Sheltown.


I also have Ted as commenter #2 and Billy as #6.

not number #2. also corey is paraphrasing me.

#5?

[Cnasty]

There is nothing more frustrating than watching a middling team year after year.

Boy are you treading on SHOCKINGly thin ice here.

[shel311]

It’s time for me to do something drastically different.

Going after all the prospects of a bottom 5 Farm, checks out. It's different.











Disclaimer, I'm only doing this because you asked to be roasted.