The ugly list

[The_Niddler]

My coworker added me to our network filter as an admin last week and showed me how to set up some things and what not...part of that is a section called the ugly list.

It is a list of items that we have to include in our internet filter so they get blocked if kids type these in Google or a search engine so that it will return zero results.

Some of these words, I can honestly say, I have no idea what they are, but we got a good laugh out of reading through the list.
And the woman that has to research this stuff and continue adding things to the filter, must really enjoy her job.

Here is our ugly list:
asswipe
snaphoe
hentai
(.y.)
fisting
cumbrella
blumpkin
suck
brony
naked
dilhouette
fapchat
poophole
4c
donkey punch
banana-hammock
bronies
donkey porter
bdsm
erowid
(_*_)
dirty sanchez
pro-mia
coochtang
yik yak
swag
jig-jig
ride the yak
xxx
twincest
donk
goatse
kik
shum
thot
vajayjay
douche
steak drapes
gmilf
vk
poof
cush
slutty
mofo
purple haze
sybian
omegle
paynus
milf
ppva
creampie
badoo
pineapple express
sperg
besticle
imvu
resticle
pizzle
silent duck
blue waffle
pizzling
vajazzle
bukkake
vagina black licorice
boobs
gangbang
vajazzling
fap
boner
vajewel
dildo
vajewelry
masturwait
fuckboi
vatoo
jailbait
masty
tor
bbw
faggot
badass
cosbate
faggotfucker
blue waffles
poan
clunge
fucker
fuckwad
vadge
bald taco
felch
skullfuck
roastbeef curtain
rusty trombone
lulz
cleveland steamer
meat flap
boxxy
ass mucus
strap-on
beastiality
ass mucos
soggy box
ham flap
pro-ana
buggery
bone sauce
lulzsec
jondo
titties
prison purse
dooble
4chan
huxtabate
pron
butthole
triple-x
buttwipe
quim
rickrolling
queenie
retard
lolcats
snatch
clit
twink
vaginoplasty
cock
bang hole
vaginectomy
quiff
cum
queef
vacacial
cunt
manscape
dickhead
manscaping
dickwad
dong
dickweed
douchebag
fuck
jism
jiz
jizz
puss
pussy
schlong
shit
skeet
slut
splooge
spunk
taint
twat
wanger
wanker
whore
nude
nudes
pawg
skype pipe
skype piping
ultrasurf
pr0n
porno
r@ygold
momashi

[ReignOnU]

I'm so out of touch.

[shel311]

i stopped at "cumbrella", I liked that one.

[Whittness10]

Vajazzling and masturwait made me laugh. Any clue what a silent duck is?

[Whittness10]

Steak drapes

[The_Niddler]

I laughed at most of these too...I can tell you, unless you are at home, do not look these up while at work, unless your company simply does not care.

[The_Niddler]

I'm so out of touch.

This is what my co-worker and I were both saying. We have no clue what most of these are.
Good laugh though.

[Seeitsaveit13]

"twincest" lol

[jsence2]

I laughed at most of these too...I can tell you, unless you are at home, do not look these up while at work, unless your company simply does not care.

Heck, I'd say don't LOOK at this list if you're at work!

[ReignOnU]

The only thing as funny as this list... googling some of it, going to urbandictionary and reading the 'words related to' section.

[The_Niddler]

I made the mistake of googling blue waffles!
Don't do it.

[OracleHCR]

"twincest" lol

No shit! Wtf is wrong with people?

[GeorgesGoons]

My inner 3 year old got a good laugh at poophole

[GeorgesGoons]

PPVA

UrbanDictionary

Spoiler!

Post-Portuguese Vaginal Ache
A condition normally experienced by females the morning after a sexual encounter with a Portuguese Male.
Sally: Susan, are you okay? You seem to be walking with a limp.
Susan: It's just PPVA.
Sally: Oh! I wish I had PPVA, my boyfriend screws like a Nancy.

[The_Niddler]

I still laugh at Mary, the lady in our company that has the job of researching these kinds of things to add them to the filter to keep them blocked.

[GeorgesGoons]

I still laugh at Mary, the lady in our company that has the job of researching these kinds of things to add them to the filter to keep them blocked.

I want to know how to get that job. I would love looking this shit up to add to the block list

[The_Niddler]

She does other things but this is one aspect of her job.
She manages the filter for many different schools.
And there is a lot to the filter. Many, many different settings and things to do.

[steelcitychaos]

fuckwad, although it has the F-Bomb within the word, I never thought it was that bad to say.