NFL Thread

[Cnasty]

Riccio is knee deep in a favela shit right now chasing Peruvian chickens around with kids wearing 2012 New England Patriot Super Bowl Champion t-shirts.

[trendon]

Oh, well, he has a huge hard-on for calling me a tough guy everytime I do so much as sneeze harder than I did last time. I am disallowed from showing ANY aggression whatsoever or Riccio will chastise me and try and tell me that I need love and then how money doesn't matter and how I am a tortured soul. It is actually quite funny because I am a happy person in life until I talk to him, then I am angry and want to get aggressive.

[Cnasty]

you're ok in my book.

[ReignOnU]

Riccio is gonna be mad at all of you for not immediately yelling at Incognito and coddling Martin. You're warned; or maybe I am the only guy he thinks tries to act tough.

I've already been accused of being the 'tough' guy.

Martin is a puss. Until I see something that counters the ever increasing amount of evidence to support that statement, I stand by it.

[shel311]

Oh, well, he has a huge hard-on for calling me a tough guy everytime I do so much as sneeze harder than I did last time. I am disallowed from showing ANY aggression whatsoever or Riccio will chastise me and try and tell me that I need love and then how money doesn't matter and how I am a tortured soul.

You sound as sensitive as Jonathan Martin right now.

[trendon]

you're ok in my book.

Did you follow through on that tip I gave you via Shel?

[trendon]

Oh, well, he has a huge hard-on for calling me a tough guy everytime I do so much as sneeze harder than I did last time. I am disallowed from showing ANY aggression whatsoever or Riccio will chastise me and try and tell me that I need love and then how money doesn't matter and how I am a tortured soul.

You sound as sensitive as Jonathan Martin right now.

DAVE REVERSE BULLIES ME!

[trendon]

Oh, well, he has a huge hard-on for calling me a tough guy everytime I do so much as sneeze harder than I did last time. I am disallowed from showing ANY aggression whatsoever or Riccio will chastise me and try and tell me that I need love and then how money doesn't matter and how I am a tortured soul.

You sound as sensitive as Jonathan Martin right now.

Here is a re-enactment of the quarterly Dave-Trendon conversation

D: Why are you so angry.
T: Dude, I am a happy person. You are th only one that thinks that.
D: I know.
D: What would make you happier?
T: Money.
D: Doesn't matter, I'll give you money and you won't be happy.
T: But I am already fucking happy so you're already wrong.
D: I know so many people who are rich and miserable. What would you do with the money?
T: Well, I'd finish this project and ...
D: Excuses, you been saying that for years.
T: Because I don't have money for years!
D: No, because you are unhappy.

It goes in circles like that for a good 30 minutes. Then we do it again in three months.

[Cnasty]

you're ok in my book.

Did you follow through on that tip I gave you via Shel?

No because I was too heart broken you didnt have my number after we just talked in new york.

[trendon]

you're ok in my book.

Did you follow through on that tip I gave you via Shel?

No because I was too heart broken you didnt have my number after we just talked in new york.

Oh jesus christ I do have your fucking number!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am such an airhead.

[ReignOnU]

Here's a link with many of the comments from Dolphins players from last nights conference and media session. When your own teammate (Clabo) is telling you to be a man and get it together, I'm not sure what else to say.

http://msn.foxsports.com/lacesout/tag/john-jerry/



Interesting nugget too... Martin has lawyered up with the NFLPA's archenemy... David Cronwell. If the name rings a bell, it's because that's A-Rod and Braun's man.

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sports/miam ... 2873.story



Who had that theory on him losing his job to McKinnie and now looking for a way out? Wouldn't be a real shame if Richie and him really were pretty close and Martin flipped on him to use him as a scapegoat?

[shel311]

No because I was too heart broken you didnt have my number after we just talked in new york.

Bunch of Jonathan Martins over here!!!

[xLiQx]

Go Seahawks!

[shel311]

Hail Mary!!!

[Seeitsaveit13]

C'mon Ravens, can't you do anything right?

[swellvermin]

Where my Dallas fans?!

[cdub21]

[ChampDizzle]

more evidence of dolphins bullying

Spoiler!

[Cnasty]

Solid

[trendon]

Found an old scouting report on Tolzien, who will be starting for Green Bay for a little bit.

13. Scott Tolzien, Wisconsin 6-2, 212
He could be an interesting sleeper. He doesn’t have a live arm, and he plays even smaller than he is by failing to go over the top with his midrange throws, but his character is unquestioned and he’ll have to get kicked out of a film room. A pure leader, he’ll hang in the pocket until the very last nanosecond before getting rid of the ball, but he’s not mobile, isn’t going to drive the ball, and his out passes will take ten years to get there. He’ll be a tough cut.