Not so newsworthy News (Do it right, dummies)

[shel311]

After further review, I think this is the best one and should sum up what should be posted here.

Article title: PSU event kicks off without Joe Paterno

Article text: STATE COLLEGE, Pa. -- An annual Penn State dance marathon was held for the first time without longtime head football coach Joe Paterno.

The Hall of Fame coach attended each year to rouse 700 students trying to make it through the weekend-long charity event on campus.

Paterno died last month at age 85 after being diagnosed with lung cancer.

[trendon]

Oh, so Ric Romero stuff.

[ajalves]

Urlacher admits Bears faked some injuries

[shel311]

Urlacher, possibly our 1st 2 time nominee in this thread. Congrats to him!

[ajalves]

Gronkowski says he's improving every day

[Wasted Memory]

point of the thread still seems elusive

Laziness. I wasn't going to take the time to hunt down the Newsworthy Thread

[Cnasty]

Suh fined $100k for hit in Vikings game

[ajalves]

Bama bar turns Johnny Manziel into piñata

[dakshdar]

Without these headlines being hyperlinked URLs, I'm just going to believe that you guys are making them up.

Here, I found another for you:

The Earth Orbits the Sun

[Cnasty]

I need a link to confirm that please.

[dakshdar]

I need a link to confirm that please.

Exactly.

[ajalves]

Without these headlines being hyperlinked URLs, I'm just going to believe that you guys are making them up.

Here, I found another for you:

The Earth Orbits the Sun

the fact that i know it bugs you for some reason makes me happy

[buckeye76]

[nick]

Gronkowski says he's improving every day

why wouldnt this be newsworthy? some people, especially gronk, have set backs. the fact hes progressing and getting healthy for once is a big thing, especially on my fantasy team. you dolt

[Weasel]

Gronkowski says he's improving every day

why wouldnt this be newsworthy? some people, especially gronk, have set backs. the fact hes progressing and getting healthy for once is a big thing, especially on my fantasy team. you dolt

Wouldnt having a setback be newsworthy, not the other way around? Unless everything Gronk does is news, which I dont think is the case

[Cnasty]

Alabama's DJ Fluker and other SEC players being investigated for taking improper benefits as evidence surfaces

[shel311]

No LSU guys on that list

[Cnasty]

I hope Joe tries to click that thinking its a link with the underlining...hehehheehe

[shel311]

I hope Joe tries to click that thinking its a link with the underlining...hehehheehe

I did

Cue up another success baby pic!

[ajalves]

I hope Joe tries to click that thinking its a link with the underlining...hehehheehe

if you would have used blue font he would have