The Sun Belt are those little guys you want to protect. Nobody hates them but nobody really wants to be them either.
The ACC is just a mixture of the same. Although some of them you never knew existed.
The Big 12 is just a bunch of kids to their father and boss Texas Browser(not pictured).
The PAC 12 is just full of speed and quickness. They just never seem to slow down.
The SEC is the best of the best. Everyone else is just trying to stop them.
The MAC are little fuckers that are easy to dispose of but annoying as hell.
The MWC are a bigger version of the MAC, but they are harder to destroy and they morph into fliers like Boise St.
Notre Dame aka Donkey Kong and his misfits.
The AAC is kinda an anomaly, you know they are around but are they really?
The Big Ten so wants to be like big brother but they ain't big or fast enough.
