"Will You Take a Note? ... For All of It"

[trendon]

Over the past few months, I have been scanning the classifieds of various medias for business opportunities. In short, any business that I see advertised for more than one week gets a phone call from me.

"Hello, I'll be brief. Will you take a note in exchange for a higher principle and/or more expedient terms?"

The answers have been quite hilariously no across the board. One super fucking Italian guy selling a laundromat for $75,000 asked me if I thought anybody would say yes. I told him, "it ain't a popularity contest, I don't need you all to say yes ... I just need one of you." He liked that but still said no. Apparently, these people think they get to call the shots in an economic - real or perceived - climate like we have now.

Anyway, I am going to meet the owner of an ice cream parlor tomorrow as he is the first person to not give me an outright no. I am bringing my bookkeeper (who, in her own words, has a degree in cooking the books and a masters in tax evasion) to help me look at it. He asked for $20,000 down and $40,000 in payments over 16 months.

This should be fun.

[ajalves]

good luck

[DRiccio21]

god bless you.

[brwnbear]

I like ice cream.

[ajalves]

I like ice cream.

me too. what cant that be "health food"

[Seeitsaveit13]

Good luck T. I feel like you're gonna pull it off eventually

[trendon]

Good luck T. I feel like you're gonna pull it off eventually

Thanks. I have nothing else to lose. All I have to do is catch one retiree or one widow who inherited a business she wants no part.

[Seeitsaveit13]

Good luck T. I feel like you're gonna pull it off eventually

Thanks. I have nothing else to lose. All I have to do is catch one retiree or one widow who inherited a business she wants no part.

"Trendon's House of Frozen Milk"

[brett11253]

Mr. T's Cream sounds better

[VeniVediV1ci]

"Literally the Best Ice Cream Store in NYC"

[jeffdaddy]

stud

[LetsGoPeay]

I envision Trendon running an ice cream parlor in the same way the soup nazi ran his soup kitchen, just more cursing and syllables.

[trendon]

- Worst location EVAR!
- Could only show me five months of deposits (I would like two years)
- Didn't know how many customers per day he receives in July and January.

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