Ummmm .... I've Just been Invited to Congress

[trendon]

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Getting email info now. I don't know what to do.

[tball275]

Delete everything...

Seriously - why are you invited?

[dakshdar]

[brwnbear]

are you serious? this is a joke right?

[trendon]

Delete everything...

Seriously - why are you invited?

He was apparently so impressed with me and my comments.

[tball275]

He was apparently so impressed with me and my comments.

Wouldn't you want to go then? To continue the discussion in person.

[BIGmike]

I want to see you punch a member of congress.

[dakshdar]

This is seriously the moment we're going to be talking about in 25 years when President Luthor, I mean President Trendon takes office.

[trendon]

Boy did I just get trolled. Well done, sir. Out yourself.

[Hoos]

This sounds like one of those “you won a free boat” notifications that the police send to people with outstanding warrants.

[trendon]

This sounds like one of those “you won a free boat” notifications that the police send to people with outstanding warrants.

That would be BETTER than what actually just happened. I was perfectly played by one of our very own.

[brwnbear]

This sounds like one of those “you won a free boat” notifications that the police send to people with outstanding warrants.

That would be BETTER than what actually just happened. I was perfectly played by one of our very own.

This is hall of fame stuff! I was rolling the entire time.

[DRiccio21]

wait, what happened? you're going to Washington?

[trendon]

wait, what happened? you're going to Washington?

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[trendon]

This sounds like one of those “you won a free boat” notifications that the police send to people with outstanding warrants.

That would be BETTER than what actually just happened. I was perfectly played by one of our very own.

This is hall of fame stuff! I was rolling the entire time.

You were in on it, too? You have no idea how I nearly crashed the second time "he" called as I was pulling over.

[brwnbear]

I may have been tipped off.

[dakshdar]

I may have been tipped off.

+1

[DRiccio21]

Call # 2: The Invitation

my assistant: 'Hi, Mr. Lynch'

Trendon: 'yes'

my assistant: 'This is Nivian from Senator Nelson's office again, how are you?'

Trendon: says something cordial

my assistant: 'Senator Nelson was so impressed by your earlier conversation and enthusiasm in your letter that he was hoping you were free tomorrow evening to speak alongside him at an engagement in Washington'

Trendon: Trendon gasps (my assistant said she heard him lose his breath at that moment)

my assistant: Obviously, all the travel arrangements will be covered by our office but because we're not sure about all the details of the event I will need to email you information. Could i have your email, please?

Trendon: gives email

my assistant: thanks, i'll be following up shortly

[dakshdar]

Best. Assistant. Ever.

[sixpackdan101]

Chat transcript from call 2:

my assistant: 'Hi, Mr. Lynch'

Trendon: 'yes'

my assistant: 'This is Nivian from Senator Nelson's office again, how are you?'

Trendon: says something cordial

my assistant: 'Senator Nelson was so impressed by your earlier conversation and enthusiasm in your letter that he was hoping you were free tomorrow evening to speak alongside him at an engagement in Washington'

Trendon: Trendon gasps (my assistant said she heard him lose his breath at that moment)

my assistant: Obviously, all the travel arrangements will be covered by our office but because we're not sure about all the details of the event I will need to email you information. Could i have your email, please?

Trendon: gives email

my assistant: thanks, i'll be following up shortly

Well done.