NDL Vegas...Lite

[Cnasty]

Shel and I depart Wednesday.

Nole, I will say hi to Janay...(crap,what was her name! )

AJ, I will try and duplicate your day 1 greatness.

JDaddy, I will say hi to Del Harris for you.

Stan, I will put $2 on the yo just for us.

Feisty, Shel will try not to duplicate your horrendous betting winning percentage.

Joe, I will look for those girls for you at Ghostbar.

Rain, I am going to make Shel go to the Rio buffet.

Plasma, I will try not to duplicate your drinking pattern and in bed by 8pm.

Trendon, Ive rented the prettiest red velveteen jacket to sport for the entire 3 days and not change my clothes.

Red, I will attempt to let you live vicariously through me since you will never see Vegas again with your beautiful new baby girl.

Dale, I will find the 4'11 asian hooker you banged on my suite floor.

If I missed someone, its probably because we didnt talk much and I dont like you that much anyways.

[Nole4real]

you trying out what you learned at the Nole school of room upgrading?

[Cnasty]

you trying out what you learned at the Nole school of room upgrading?

Yea, you never saw 2 more scared and awkward cats at a hotel service desk than us.

"do we give it to her now? After she talks to her manager?

"Lets just go man, lets just go!"

Nah, upgrades will be impossible due to the hotel being booked for the concert and crap

[Nole4real]

you know it was much more smooth than that in mind

[Cnasty]

In mind and also our explanation to the 15 NDLers that made it their home base.

"Nah, we told that bitch heres a fitty. Make it happen! Dont be chinzy on the size of the suite either. Get to it!
Damn right she gave us the suite!"

Not to mention us acting like 12 year olds running around that bitch before we brought everyone up.

[plasma1896]

jack n coke at 8am will start every vegas trip the right way!

have fun sluts

[BlackRain]

Have fun fuckers! That buffet was too much! Be safe and take it easy both of you. If you need anything........let me know.

[Cnasty]

If you need anything........let me know.

Your number is on speed dial in case we end up in Clark county's finest.

[Harder]

She was 5 feet tall... and she taught me how to play pai gow.

[Cnasty]

Must have been the heels.

I heard she taught you pocket pool, not pai gow.

[Nole4real]

She was 5 feet tall... and she taught me how to play pai gow.

LOL, this may be the greatest ndl boards quote in recent history

[Cnasty]

Seeing Dale and his little wonton cuddled on the floor of the suite by the TV was one of the most under rated moments of the NDL trip.

[iownu]

Shel: Hey Nasty, look!
He's jackin' his little weenus!
Nasty: Pull yourself together, bro!
Shel: Not at the table, Carlos!

Thought some Hangover quotes were in order..

So long Gay boys!!!!

[Cnasty]

Yea, Ill try to keep the Hangover quotes to a minimum but after the NDL Vegas trip watching the Hangover on the way out is almost a requirement.