My car is totaled....

[Dolemitesooner]

Was in a bad accident last night. Seat belt saved my life.
Firefighters said they can't believe I got myself out the car.

I went out after and got FUCKING HAMMERED. Then got some incredible pussy.

Sorry if I drunk texted any of you all.

More later.

Thank goodness I am ok.

[steelcitychaos]

Glad to hear you are ok and that you were able to have someone show you some sympathy.

[shel311]

Glad you're ok. Having your car totalled sucks. I had a Jeep Cherokee totalled a few years ago. I wasn't even in the damn thing, someone hit it while it was parked, LOL.

At least you got laid after. STUD!!!

[texasfan4444]

so now we need pics.....car and poo-nanny....

we will be waiting.

GLad you are Ok J....and that it didnt happen after you got wasted too.

[DRiccio21]

man, that sucks

only need to know one thing... did you slap-spit-choke?

[Seeitsaveit13]

Glad you're ok Jayson. Pics of the car are a must after you sober up

[BillRoy]

All joking and competitive banter aside...really glad to hear you are ok.

[DRiccio21]

All joking and competitive banter aside...really glad to hear you are ok.

+1

[trendon]

If you see Ali Larter, don't run, she will help you.

[shel311]

If you see Ali Larter, don't run, she will help you.

Whip

Cream

Bikini

[Uuaww]

Whip

Cream

Bikini

Not actually possible, it melts and stuff.

[packsyD22]

Dole I am glad your ok man, thats terrible news.

Shel I had the same thing happen to my Acura Integra a few years back and it was the best thing that could have happened to me. The car was up for sale for around 8300 and my insurance wrote me a check for 11,500 .

[Cnasty]

Not actually possible, it melts and stuff.

Cool Whhhhhhhip is your friend.

Just saying.

Glad to hear you are ok Dolie. Glad you didnt get in the accident AFTER you drank.

[Ry]

Commercial slogan..Seat Belts Save Lives so you can get laid.

Glad you are ok.

[Dolemitesooner]

Thanks guys. Love ya

Making some calls now. Then getting lunch.

After that I will be writing an espn article.

Its been a crazy 24 hours.

[BillRoy]

Well, since you got all this energy....I can think of one thing you can do....please refer to my last recap against La. Tech for assistance

[TerpsMustDie]

Good to hear you came out okay Doley.

[Dolemitesooner]

man, that sucks

only need to know one thing... did you slap-spit-choke?

I did.

SHE LOVES IT TOO.

I am not into the spitting, but I did spit on her puss I think.

She said she loves it when I get aggressive. I got to do something. I got a small dick so got to try everything else.

[DRiccio21]

duh, u think i say this shit to look cool?

of course they love it and she's told all her friends how great you were too

and when i say spit, i dont mean in her face... i mean on her pussy, on her tits, whatever