The Island Report 1/16

[texasfan4444]

Great job all, this was great. All except for one Mr. Dolemite and his ***** comments. Damn you sir!

really...i thought his article was hilarious. LOL


Great job guys....real quality h2o there.

[ICE]

Illinois is for real. That isn't an upset that he won, but the upset that he won so easily, new pb coming next week as I can't do anything on O.

[JohnnyP]

great job guys my eagle are turning some heads

[Dolemitesooner]

Great job all, this was great. All except for one Mr. Dolemite and his ***** comments. Damn you sir!

really...i thought his article was hilarious. LOL


Great job guys....real quality h2o there.

Thanks for the props pimp

[VeniVediV1ci]

I didn't boast about an easy schedule, but shit I hate when Nick ruins my seasons.

It's time to run the rock every play

[shel311]

Illinois is for real. That isn't an upset that he won, but the upset that he won so easily, new pb coming next week as I can't do anything on O.

Illinois has been for real for about 4 seasons or so now.

Talented is probably the most underrated player in the league, mainly because he's never had a top 10 type team.

[huskerskev84]

Illinois is for real. That isn't an upset that he won, but the upset that he won so easily, new pb coming next week as I can't do anything on O.

Illinois has been for real for about 4 seasons or so now.

Talented is probably the most underrated player in the league, mainly because he's never had a top 10 type team.

Yea and since I had one open game, it just so happened that Illinois was the game that filled into my open week. Not looking forward to getting hammered late in the season.

[Baker]

Great work once again...

[taruncheel]

Fantastic! No need to say anymore.

[shel311]

Illinois is for real. That isn't an upset that he won, but the upset that he won so easily, new pb coming next week as I can't do anything on O.

Illinois has been for real for about 4 seasons or so now.

Talented is probably the most underrated player in the league, mainly because he's never had a top 10 type team.

Yea and since I had one open game, it just so happened that Illinois was the game that filled into my open week. Not looking forward to getting hammered late in the season.

Just consider his user controlled guy Darelle Revis and don't even bother with that entire half of the field.

Ok, sorry Talented, I should stop giving tips on taking down Illinois.

[Talented]

Illinois is for real. That isn't an upset that he won, but the upset that he won so easily, new pb coming next week as I can't do anything on O.

Illinois has been for real for about 4 seasons or so now.

Talented is probably the most underrated player in the league, mainly because he's never had a top 10 type team.

Yea and since I had one open game, it just so happened that Illinois was the game that filled into my open week. Not looking forward to getting hammered late in the season.

Just consider his user controlled guy Darelle Revis and don't even bother with that entire half of the field.

Ok, sorry Talented, I should stop giving tips on taking down Illinois.

Its cool...Illinois isn't that hard to beat trust me.

[Dolemitesooner]

A new season is upon us, which means a whole new group of teams. Can Footballkelly and Beefy keep Southern Miss and Army from the Bottom 10? They are the only two owners to end up in the Bottom 10's final poll both seasons. Our first week is brought to you by Lady Gaga, because although she's a crazy bitch, she's hot, which makes it alright.

10. East Carolina (0-2)- Poker Face: Something happened to LGF, he is expressionless since the SEC championship... just sort of like an empty vessel.
9. Wyoming (0-2)- Beautiful, Dirty, Rich: Hey Quack, 1 out of 3 works well in baseball.
8. San Jose State (0-2) - I Like It Rough: Always a tough team to play with, Shagen has his work cut out for him and it isn't starting out well.
7. Rice (0-2)- Telephone: Yrag was so bad last season he didn't get the call from any team to come coach them. He was forced to stay at Rice and so far the results have been the same.
6. Memphis (0-2)- Bad Romance: Word on the street is Jeffdaddy and Harder are no longer living together and JD is taking the worst of it. He is playing uninspired so far this season.
5. Oklahoma (1-1)- Paparazzi: Nole just couldn't handle the pressure. He made the first mistake of scheduling BigRed (highly underrated) who also boasts a 19-2 career record versus NDL Florida. In the end, Nole went down.
4. UNLV(0-2)-Dance in the Dark: Dole is an interesting character, he needs time to adjust to a new season. He lands in the Bottom 10 to start the season every year, but always wins his way out in the end... unless he's dancing with someone instead of by himself like we all presume.
3. Missouri (0-2)- Love Game: kdog takes over Missouri who has spent more time in the Bottom 10 than any other BCS team. He isn't looking good this season either. These Tigers better start to love the game as Big 12 play isn't going to be easy.
2. Eastern Michigan (0-2)- Again Again: It doesn't seem to matter who is coaching them, Eastern Michigan seems to have a permanent spot in the Bottom 10.
1. Clemson (0-1)- Eh, Eh: Clemson boasted about his easy schedule and how he wanted one great season with Clemson before he left to relive the glory days of his NDL championship season. Instead, he ran into a smoke-less nick. What did we learn? Don't play sober nick.

2-2 REAP IT!

[ICE]

Its cool...Illinois isn't that hard to beat trust me.

[VTrunNgun]

Sweet report guys, always a fun read. I think I've read over it like 10 times already but never gave props