Famous Fans-NDL Champions League

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Want to know who's watching you play? Here's a list of famous fans for each of the NDL Champions League teams.

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Group A

Chelsea

Movies
Lord Richard Attenborough - Film Director (Life President of the Club)
Sir Jeremy Isaacs - Actor/Producerr
Gabriel Byrne - Actor (Usual Suspects)
Joseph Fiennes - Actor (Shakespeare in Love)
Sir Michael Caine - Actor (The Dark Knight Rises)
Naveen Andrews - Actor (Lost) - Sayeed!
Simon Pegg - Actor (Shaun of the Dead)
Guy Ritchie - Director (Snatch)
Bruce Dern - "Actor (Silent Running)
Sienna Miller - Actress (G.I. Joe)
Minnie Driver - Actress (Phantom of the Opera)
Tara Reid - Actress (American Pie) - Yeah, I bet she's really interested in the play on the field
Renee Zellwegger - Actress (Bridget Jones) - How can she see the matches with those squinty eyes?
Owen Wilson - Actor (Wedding Crashers)
Will Ferrell - Actor (Blades of Glory) - Will Ferrell soccer movie? Yes, please!
Raquel Welch - Actress (One Million Years B.C.)

Sports
Kevin Garnett - Basketball (USA)
Boris Becker - Tennis

Music
Damon Albarn - Lead Singer with Blur
Bryan Adams - Musician - Now, now, the Canadian government has apologized for Bryan Adams on many occasions.
Madonna (her husband is) - Singer
Jimmy Page - Led Zepplin
Billy Idol - Musician
Busta Rhymes - US Rap star - Holy crap. Someone please, please get footage of Busta Rhymes at a Chelsea match.
Neneh Cherry - Singer - Chelsea in a Buffalo Stance!
Lil Wayne - Singer - Ok, Busta and Lil Wayne, please.

Politics
John Major - Former Prime Minister
Bill Clinton - Ex-President of the USA (watched Chelsea while at Oxford in the 60's) - LOL!

Miscellaneous
Vidal Sassoon - Hairdresser
Gordon Ramsey - Chef


Paris Saint-Germain


Former French President Nicolas Sarkozy

And that's it. But I did find this little morsel about PSG fans:

The KoB (PSG supporters group) also unfurled a banner which referred to Lens fans as incestuous, jobless paedophiles during the 2008 League Cup Final

Manchester City

Something tells me this list has grown exponentially in the last year or so.

Timothy Dalton - Actor (aka The Worst James Bond ever!)
Liam Gallagher - Musician, Oasis
Noel Gallagher - Musician, Oasis
Ricky Hatton - Boxer
Aaron Rodgers – Discount Double Checker
Dirk Benedict – The A-Team and Battlestar Galactica - Face Man!
Jackie Chan - Seriously
Princess Beatrice of York - aka, the worst named Princess ever.


Tottenham Hotspur

Gabriel Garcia Marquez - Colombia's most famous writer - And Tfan's favorite.
Adele – Tottenham born singing sensation - Fact: She was actually conceived in the cheap seats of White Hart Lane during a dreary 1-1 draw with West Ham United.
Colin Buchanan - Dull Actor - Yes, he was actually listed on the club website as "Dull Actor". Tottenham Hotspur everyone! England's happiest club!
Salman Rushdie - Author - His favorite club is simultaneously Iran's most hated club. He wrote most of the Satanic Verses during the 1988 season.
Ray Liotta - Goodfella's actor
The King of Norway - Scandinavian Royalty - Apparently when you inherit the throne of Norway you also inherit Tottenham. No choice.
Jude Law - Actor
Jerry Springer - Former Mayor of Cincinnati and reality TV show host - Too easy
Steve Nash - Basketball player
Emma Bunton - Singer, Spice Girls - Posh married Beckham so now we know why the Spice Girls broke up. This is Behind the Music stuff right here.
Kenneth Branagh - Actor
Natasha - 80's pop sensation - owned a parrot called Terry Naylor - Sorry, Natasha, your dubious claim to fame as a "pop sensation" is immediately called into doubt when your second claim to fame is your choice of pet. Also, I've never heard of you.
Luke Donald - Golfer

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Group B

AC Milan

Note: Most of the famous fans listed were long Italian names I'd never heard of, so we'll just assume the casts of Goodfellas, The Sopranos, Jersey Shore, and all the Godfather movies love AC Milan and get right to the rest of the list.

Giorgio Armani - Seems about right
Novak Djokovic - Tennis
Kobe Bryant - LA Lakers - My attempt to formulate a witty comment was very poor. Just insert some sort of Matt90210/LeBron comment of your own and move on.
Tom Cruise - Actor/Scientologist - Ok, now we're in business.
Kimi Raikkonen - Formula One driver - Does not drive as fast as Tom Cruise runs in movies.
Antonio Banderas - Puss in Boots
New Kids on the Block - Yes, all of them. Except Lance. He's more of a Young Boys fan. No, that's a not a joke about his orientation! There's a soccer club in Switzerland named "Young Boys". I'm better than that!
Jonas Brothers - He he
Justin Beiber - Snicker. First Cruise, then NKOTB, the Jonas Brothers, and now Beiber. This groups wins!
Mike D'Antoni - Seven seconds or less doesn't work in soccer but it would be awesome to watch.
Amar'e Stoudemire - OK
Dennis Rodman - Ok, Im done. I want to see all these people at a match together. Now.

Borrusia Dortmund

Apparently there are no famous Dortmund fans. It's the Club of the Common man and anybody that likes black and yellow.


Juventus


Blah, blah, blah, Italian people, Italian people, Italian people

Juan Martin Del Potro - Tennis
Daniel Craig - Cowboy who chases Aliens
Michael Schumacher - Formula 1 driver
Andre 3000 - Ok, now we're making progress.
Luciano Pavarotti - Tenor, one of three.
Spike Lee - Who knew Juventus was a Spike Lee joint? I didn't figure he'd support any team to mixed black and white so closely. Uh oh, I might not have done the right thing just now.
Roger Federer - Tennis
Henry Kissinger - Most dignified Juventus fan in history.


Barcelona

Kobe Bryant - Wait, he's listed for two different clubs? Well now Kobe and jsence have one more thing in common other than their love of hot summer nights in Colorado.
Snoop Dogg - I figured he'd be more of a fan of one of the Amsterdam clubs.
Placido Domingo - Tenor, one of three.
Jose Carerras - Tenor, yeah another one.
Drew Carey - Comedian - Cleveland sports fan. Yeah, it's logical that he'd support at least one winning team.
Shakira - Singer - She's married to Gerard Pique, Barca CB, so insert missionary position/supporter joke here.
Beiber - Singer - Ok, now Kobe, jsence, and Beiber have everything in common.
Arantxa Sanchez Vicario - Tennis
Pau Gasol - Soft
Javier Bardem - Scariest soccer fan ever.
Pope John Paul II - This explains everything.

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Group C

Real Madrid

Zach Galifianakis - I bet he parties like a mad man at matches.
Rey Mysterio - Wrestler
Sylvester Stallone - Actor Been in movies
Usain Bolt - Fast guy
Rafael Nadal - Tennis
Russel Crowe - Ok I'm liking this list so far.
Tom Cruise - Again?
Nicolas Cage - Apparently Real Madrid is the club of horrible actors, except for Crowe. He's good. Having seen Cristiano Ronaldo and Pepe's flopping, this makes mountains of sense.
The King of Jordan - The country
President of Haiti - Haiti, The Compton of the Caribbean
Daniel Craig - Actor - Ok Dan, you're creeping into Cruise territory.
Will Ferrell - Actor - Slow your roll Will. I like you but.... see Daniel Craig comment above.
Julio Iglesias - Singer - The Real Madrid Christmas Party is eternally Feliz!


Inter Milan

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Katy Perry - Huh?


Arsenal

Nick Hornby - Writer - Wrote "Fever Pitch". Attempted traditional Japanese Hara Kiri suicide when he learned that Jimmy Fallon was being cast as him in a Red Sox movie version of the book.
Spike Lee - Ok.....
Gisele Bundchen - Tom Brady's wife - hmmmmmm
Matt Damon - Actor -
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Idris Elba - Actor - and darned fine one at that
Piers Morgan - Some political guy I've heard of
Queen Elizabeth II - And still they can't win?
Jay-Z - Rapper/Enterpeneur type guy
Dido - Can't she just do the world a favor and add the L to her name that we all see the first time we read it?
Roger Daltry - The Who singer
Prince Harry - Aka the chubby one with the dumb name who isn't married to the chick with the hot sister.
Roger Waters - Bassist, Pink Floyd - Hellooooooo, is there anybody in there?
Fidel Castro - Figures a guy who tried to get Russian missiles on his island would be a fan of Arsenal. Or maybe he's just sucking to the Queen. Who knows.
Mick Jagger - Singer, Rolling Stones


Liverpool

Brad Pitt - Actor
Daniel Craig - Alright, you're just as bad as Cruise!
Clive Owen - Actor/British Guy
Samuel L. Jackson - Actor - Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
Angelina Jolie - Actress - Of. course.
Mike Myers - Deceased comedic actor
Kim Catrall - Actress
Billy Bob Thornton - Actor - Ahhhhhhh, so apparently the LFC tickets were part of the settlement with Angelina.
Dr. Dre - Rapper - Wait, I thought he was a Crip?
Caroline Wozniacki - Tennis
John Lithgow - Actor
Marky Mark's Brother - Actor
LeBron James - Miami Heat - Interesting choice here, at least he's stuck with one club unlike Kobe, jsence, Cruise, Daniel Craig, and Seeit.
Liam Neeson - Actor - Liam Neeson can kill anything and do so with an awesome accent.
Nelson Mandela - South African Activist/All Around Awesome Guy - Barca gets the Pope, Liverpool gets Mandela. If these teams ever meet in the Champions League Final the winner will be crowned Eternal Champions of Heaven and all sports shall cease to exist.

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Group D

Manchester United

Editor's Note: When I started this thread, this is the club I dreaded the most. Not because of the sheer number of fans but more because the utter predictability of the allegedly "lifelong fans" that I was sure to encounter. It wasn't as bad as I thought it would, until the end.

Usain Bolt - Fast guy
Justin Timberlake - Dick in a Box
Rory McIlroy - Golfer
Megan Fox - Been in movies - Ok, so maybe not all Man U fans are terrible
Enrique Iglesias - Singer - Previous comment recanted.
Imogen Thomas - Actress
The Game - Rapper
Drake - Rapper
Sachin Tendulkar - Cricket - Apparently this guy is like the the Michael Jordan of cricket. Now you've got something to talk about when you're on the phone with tech support.
Floyd Mayweather - Boxer - Ahhhhhh, now we know where jsence gets his mysterious gambling tips....
Manny Pacquiao - Boxer
Michael Yorke - Actor/Carousel Enthusiast
Thom Yorke - Singer, Radiohead - Once called Scott Tenorman a whiny little baby.
Victoria Beckham - This makes sense
Gemma Atkinson - Model - Nice!
Beiber - Singer - ugh
Tom Cruise - Actor/Scientologist/Destroyer of Couches- Of. Freaking. Course.


FC Porto

Apparently they have no famous fans. AJ wins by default.


Marseilles

Ditto for Marseille.


Bayern Munich

Boris Becker - Tennis
Pope Benedict XVI - Pope
Wladimir Klitschko - Boxer
Zahia Dehar - Entertainer
And that's it. Apparently the most famous club in Germany isn't glamorous for the likes of Tom Cruise.



Thanks everyone, it's been fun.

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i like where this is headed

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And I'm spent.

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Group B

AC Milan

Note: Most of the famous fans listed were long Italian names I'd never heard of, so we'll just assume the casts of Goodfellas, The Sopranos, Jersey Shore, and all the Godfather movies love AC Milan and get right to the rest of the list.

Giorgio Armani - Seems about right
Novak Djokovic - Tennis
Kobe Bryant - LA Lakers - My attempt to formulate a witty comment was very poor. Just insert some sort of Matt90210/LeBron comment of your own and move on.
Tom Cruise - Actor/Scientologist - Ok, now we're in business.
Kimi Raikkonen - Formula One driver - Does not drive as fast as Tom Cruise runs in movies.
Antonio Banderas - Puss in Boots
New Kids on the Block - Yes, all of them. Except Lance. He's more of a Young Boys fan. No, that's a not a joke about his orientation! There's a soccer club in Switzerland named "Young Boys". I'm better than that!
Jonas Brothers - He he
Justin Beiber - Snicker. First Cruise, then NKOTB, the Jonas Brothers, and now Beiber. This groups wins!
Mike D'Antoni - Seven seconds or less doesn't work in soccer but it would be awesome to watch.
Amar'e Stoudemire - OK
Dennis Rodman - Ok, Im done. I want to see all these people at a match together. Now.

NKOTB, Jonas Brothers, Beiber.....FUCK.

Time to go burn my Rossoneri shirts

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Usain Bolt - Fast guy

Not only is he a die-hard fan, he has asked Sir Alex Ferguson (not jokingly either) if he can have a tryout. On multiple occasions.