Well, I'm Gambling Before I Get Out There
Well, I'm Gambling Before I Get Out There
"Boss, I'm going to need a loan for Vegas."
"How much?"
"$1,000 or so."
(No pause)
"You don't get laid it is double."
(I laugh)
"I'm fucking serious."
...
"Serious, bro."
So, there we have it. If, come Sunday, my dick ain't wet, I am fucking one of you.
"How much?"
"$1,000 or so."
(No pause)
"You don't get laid it is double."
(I laugh)
"I'm fucking serious."
...
"Serious, bro."
So, there we have it. If, come Sunday, my dick ain't wet, I am fucking one of you.
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Re: Well, I'm Gambling Before I Get Out There
LOL.
Is he gonna need some sort of confirmation?
Is he gonna need some sort of confirmation?
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I retract my offer of sharing a room.
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I said this in the other thread; my only concern is getting pussy. If she won't share, what is the other guy going to do? Wait in the hallway? If it ends up being me, you are fucked, I use those numbing condoms ... I can fuck for 24 straight hoursdakshdar wrote:I retract my offer of sharing a room.
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There will be plenty of ugly, perfect for Trendon type Vegas whores on every corner.
Man, I cant wait.
Man, I cant wait.
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yeah I'm getting pumped for it. I have been playing the no big deal attitude around the house. got to keep it low key till I walk out the house on friday morning, then the monster will be back. ill be hammered before that plane hit the ground in vegas. and the plane lands at 820am. friday is going to be a very long day, but in a good way.
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MY GOD...THIS IS GOING TO GET RIDICULOUS...DO WE HAVE BAIL MONEY JUST IN CASE? OH WAIT RAIN HAS THE HOOKUPS RIGHT? SHIT.
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No one is getting arrested.
Passed out in a bar, kicked out of a club, loud, obnoxious,and wasted...of course.
Passed out in a bar, kicked out of a club, loud, obnoxious,and wasted...of course.
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I agree corey...but...but...im sure all it would take in a drunken stupor is to say something just retarded to someone you probably shouldnt say something to...and then next thing you know...NDL bar room brawl...trendon shooting ray guns...people falling into trash cans...nole thumping ppl with the sausage fingers...I mean this could get ugly like cool runnings ugly!
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Re: Well, I'm Gambling Before I Get Out There
and I think you just mentioned every Florida fan out there in that 2nd sentence...Cnasty wrote:No one is getting arrested.
Passed out in a bar, kicked out of a club, loud, obnoxious,and wasted...of course.
Re: Well, I'm Gambling Before I Get Out There
i wanna put big money down that not ONE fight will even happen lol.
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Re: Well, I'm Gambling Before I Get Out There
Are you going?? You were posting a lot on the old threads. Did it fall through for you?nick wrote:i wanna put big money down that not ONE fight will even happen lol.
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no money. i wanted to go badly. sucks .Cnasty wrote:Are you going?? You were posting a lot on the old threads. Did it fall through for you?nick wrote:i wanna put big money down that not ONE fight will even happen lol.
even if i went still wouldn't be any fights lol. u guys are going to have fun, drink, bet, chill with people, i dont see where the thought comes in to start shit lol
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Why would there be? Are we 12??nick wrote:i dont see where the thought comes in to start shit lol
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I'm a lover not a fighter
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What the fuck? I think you have the wrong impression of me. I am better looking than all of you. I also am smarter, funnier, and more charming. I'll concede on Riccio. He is so cool he even stood me up.Cnasty wrote:There will be plenty of ugly, perfect for Trendon type Vegas whores on every corner.
Man, I cant wait.
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trendon wrote:What the fuck? I think you have the wrong impression of me. I am better looking than all of you.Cnasty wrote:There will be plenty of ugly, perfect for Trendon type Vegas whores on every corner.
Man, I cant wait.
you're 5'9" with no muscle.....
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And from New Jersey to boot.
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I hope you get your ass kicked out there because I am your only hope of surviving the attack.ajalves wrote:trendon wrote:What the fuck? I think you have the wrong impression of me. I am better looking than all of you.Cnasty wrote:There will be plenty of ugly, perfect for Trendon type Vegas whores on every corner.
Man, I cant wait.
you're 5'9" with no muscle.....
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trendon wrote: I hope you get your ass kicked out there because I am your only hope of surviving the attack.