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Roll Tide Roll

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:37 am
by Dolemitesooner
Roll Tide Roll!
Alabama begins it season with a BANG!
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Boise, Idaho

The Sec has not been known as the conference for its teams to schedule quality out of conference games. Every season for any team in the SEC is murderer's row. Week after week there are top 25 match ups to be seen. Alabama did not shy away from stacking their out of conference with the toughest of opponents too. Alabama scheduled 3 top 25 teams and one top 40 team. 3 out of those for games were on the road.

Looking at that tough schedule you would think Alabama would have no chance at a BCS shot. But hold tight there suger plum Alabama has proven everyone wrong. In the past 2 weeks Alabama has went on the road twice in the first two weeks of the season and won huge games in stadiums that are notorious for hostile environments. The team looks like a team on the mission. This Alabama team is hungry.

The Tide is rolling.

After embarrassing the Wildcats the tide rolled into Boise to play on the blue field. The top 25 match up was the game of the week and would have huge implications for both teams in their hunt at a BCS game.

It would start out hairy for the Tide who just could not get things rolling. With the defense on its heels Ali Sharrief would cause a huge fumble which linebacker Rolando McClain would find and return 90 yards to silence the Boise crowd.

Alabama would then go on to score multiple times. Mark Ingram was a man on a mission throwing himself into the early season Heisman discussion. Ingram would run for 176 yards on only 16 carries. He would score his third and forth touchdowns of the season with ease against the Broncos.

Alabama would go to win in Boise 37- 29
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Next week Alabama will face Oklahoma in Tuscaloosa in what may be the game of the season. Game Day will be there for all of the excitement. The swagger is back, and BIFVL is basking in Bama mystique.

BIFVL has the Tide rolling once more.

Dolemitesooner is the chief writer for NDL:ESPN Send your questions and comments to Dolemite at bobbyh17@yahoo.com, or pm Dolemitesooner. His book, "The writings of a retard: The life of a Dysl3xic Genius is on sale now. For more information, go to NDL:ESPN

Re: Roll Tide Roll

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:48 am
by VeniVediV1ci
nice job, doley

...i would say the normal phrase is "murderer's row" if you care :D

Re: Roll Tide Roll

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 3:08 am
by shel311
Dole doin work!!!

Re: Roll Tide Roll

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 11:23 am
by Weasel
There ya go big fella

Re: Roll Tide Roll

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 11:32 am
by BFiVL
I heart groupies :oops:

Re: Roll Tide Roll

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 8:48 pm
by Ank
Did you lose a bet or something? Just wondering why you are doing a write up on Bama?

Re: Roll Tide Roll

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 8:56 pm
by Dolemitesooner
I am in charge of NDL:ESPN now. You will see many more.

Re: Roll Tide Roll

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 8:59 pm
by Ank
Oh OK...BTW good work man!

Re: Roll Tide Roll

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:00 pm
by Weasel
Dolemitesooner wrote: His book, "The writings of a retard: The life of a Dysl3xic Genius is on sale now. For more information, go to NDL:ESPN[/i]
Id pay money for this.

Re: Roll Tide Roll

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:01 pm
by Dolemitesooner
:lol:
I was wondering who would catch that first.

Re: Roll Tide Roll

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:38 pm
by SIRLOIN
Dolemitesooner wrote:I am in charge of NDL:ESPN now. You will see many more.
AND HOW MANY POINTS YOU GET FOR THIS BULLSHIT JOB??? TALK ABOUT POINT WHORES!!!! DOLODUMMY YOU HIT ANOTHER NEW LOW!!!!! SMU COACH BAN'S ESPN FROM CAMPUS!! WITH HIM IN CHARGE (ESPN NEW BOSS DOLOMITE).. I FEAR FOR THE SHEEP ON CAMPUS,THERE WON'T BE ANY VIRGIN WOOL!!!! ESPN IS BANNED!!!

Re: Roll Tide Roll

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:39 pm
by Dolemitesooner
Beefy what are you talking about dude?

Re: Roll Tide Roll

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 10:26 pm
by VeniVediV1ci
SIRLOIN wrote:
Dolemitesooner wrote:I am in charge of NDL:ESPN now. You will see many more.
AND HOW MANY POINTS YOU GET FOR THIS BULLSHIT JOB??? TALK ABOUT POINT WHORES!!!! DOLODUMMY YOU HIT ANOTHER NEW LOW!!!!! SMU COACH BAN'S ESPN FROM CAMPUS!! WITH HIM IN CHARGE (ESPN NEW BOSS DOLOMITE).. I FEAR FOR THE SHEEP ON CAMPUS,THERE WON'T BE ANY VIRGIN WOOL!!!! ESPN IS BANNED!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: BEEFY FOR PREZ!?!!!

Re: Roll Tide Roll

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 10:57 pm
by plasma1896
SIRLOIN wrote:
Dolemitesooner wrote:I am in charge of NDL:ESPN now. You will see many more.
AND HOW MANY POINTS YOU GET FOR THIS BULLSHIT JOB??? TALK ABOUT POINT WHORES!!!! DOLODUMMY YOU HIT ANOTHER NEW LOW!!!!! SMU COACH BAN'S ESPN FROM CAMPUS!! WITH HIM IN CHARGE (ESPN NEW BOSS DOLOMITE).. I FEAR FOR THE SHEEP ON CAMPUS,THERE WON'T BE ANY VIRGIN WOOL!!!! ESPN IS BANNED!!!
"viva la carne asada" is what espndeportes is reporting

Re: Roll Tide Roll

Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:17 am
by LGF
now now beefy...dole is trying to become a leader...dont hate.

Re: Roll Tide Roll

Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 1:32 am
by Nick95
Beefy, good to see you back :D

Re: Roll Tide Roll

Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 9:29 am
by Hoos
Fuck Bama. Guy is getting blown out by Boise and he starts sucking on the PS3's penis like the dirty southern girl he is. Next thing you know the PS3 is handing him fumbles left and right. Garbage.

I bid the thread goodbye.

Re: Roll Tide Roll

Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 9:39 am
by Dolemitesooner
hush your face

Re: Roll Tide Roll

Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 9:40 am
by buckeye76
nice right up dole!!!!!!! Dont take BEEFY's kind words to heart.

Re: Roll Tide Roll

Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 10:02 am
by packsyD22
Like that old turd ever has anything nice to say anyway. Nice write up Doley.