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I could strangle my wife.....

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 10:42 am
by BsktbllJk
To set the picture...in our house i have a separate room with my ps3 and my computer in here so i can play all night and early in morning and not disturb anyone...ITS MY ROOM, nothing else is in here....

Well i am entering all my stats from this past season in this morning ( i know last minute ) so im looking for my note pad because i have 2 because the other one was full....well i cant find it anywhere and now i starting to get pissed. So now i go and ask her have you seen my notepad that was by the ps3? She brightens my day and says YES. Im like well where did you put it I need to put my stats in the computer. Her mouth dropped to the floor. I said WHAT? She said she saw it was full and I was using the other one so she didnt think it was good and she THREW IT AWAY!!!! YES I SAID SHE THREW THE MOTHER FUCKER AWAY!!!! Of course instead of staying calm i blew a fucking gasket. You just cost me 3 fucking games that i needed to enter my stats for blah blah blah...now she starts crying cuz im YELLING...im FURIOUS...and she goes I was just trying to be a good wife and clean the house (as always women trying to turn it around) I said DONT EVER TOUCH NOTHING IN THAT ROOOM AGAIN, GIVE ME THE RAGS AND I WILL CLEAN IT MYSELF...and you know wat i get from her "Sorry", not the sorry that she means it the half hearted sorry like is that really a big deal. Well to her its not a big deal, but to us guys ITS A FUCKING HUGE ASS DEAL!!!!!

Ugh, we dated for 4 years been married for 10 months I THOUGHT I HAD HER TRAINED BOUT THE PLAYSTATION..... :evil:

Re: I could strangle my wife.....

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 11:00 am
by pounddarock
No offense, but this is probably the most pathetic thing I've heard...

...it's just a game. Go tell your wife you are sorry and a video game will NEVER be more important than her.

Re: I could strangle my wife.....

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 11:07 am
by LGF
DONT EVA TOUCH A GAMERS NOTEPAD.....MANNNNNNNNNNNNN

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Re: I could strangle my wife.....

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 11:12 am
by BsktbllJk
heat of the moment man....

it will all be good

Re: I could strangle my wife.....

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 11:22 am
by ChampDizzle
here is what you do, have a blank notepad and on each page have one word, costs like a quarter. On the cover have her name on it. And each word should describe her importance to you in your life. And don't procrastinate! :D

Re: I could strangle my wife.....

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 11:28 am
by Cnasty
Jake, go see that "national eat out day" thread...STAT.

Re: I could strangle my wife.....

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 11:43 am
by cougnix
I would just tell her that it's going to cost a couple BJ's... :)

Re: I could strangle my wife.....

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 11:45 am
by pounddarock
ChampDizzle wrote:here is what you do, have a blank notepad and on each page have one word, costs like a quarter. On the cover have her name on it. And each word should describe her importance to you in your life. And don't procrastinate! :D
This could result in a couple of BJ's...might have to try it out myself tonight...great call Champ!

Re: I could strangle my wife.....

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 12:08 pm
by buckeye76
Cnasty wrote:Jake, go see that "national eat out day" thread...STAT.

:lol: :lol:

Re: I could strangle my wife.....

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 12:19 pm
by plasma1896
cougnix wrote:I would just tell her that it's going to cost a couple BJ's... :)
thats why a bride is always smiling on her wedding day,because she knows she has given her last blowjob. hell rip a page outof your new notebook and make 2 coupons and have her sign it for 2 blowjobs no questions asked. leave them in your wallet and you never know if you need to use one on the way home from a long drive. :lol:

Re: I could strangle my wife.....

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 12:30 pm
by BigStimpin
pounddarock wrote:No offense, but this is probably the most pathetic thing I've heard...
Translation: Don't take this personal, but your a fucking idiot. :lol: :lol: :lol:



Ummm, unless your wife is some scum bag witch and you don't really care about her, I think you overreacted. Yeah it sucks and all...but cmon, how bout a priority check.

Re: I could strangle my wife.....

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 12:53 pm
by jsence2
I gotta agree.

If I ever yelled at my gf like that about ANYTHING, she'd be out the door.

You should make her a nice dinner and give her a foot/back rub and apologize to her....and trust me, you might get that BJ if you do all that haha.

Re: I could strangle my wife.....

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 4:29 pm
by ajalves
bunch of p-whipped girls around here :)

Re: I could strangle my wife.....

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 5:31 pm
by LGF
I bet of the shoe was on the other foot...and you got rid of something she loved like say her magazines...you would have gotten it a lot worse...

alot of chicked shits around these parts these days...woof

Re: I could strangle my wife.....

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 6:00 pm
by brocam
ChampDizzle wrote:here is what you do, have a blank notepad and on each page have one word, costs like a quarter. On the cover have her name on it. And each word should describe her importance to you in your life. And don't procrastinate! :D
i would advise against this...i did this once..took a about a year and wrote a word each day or so...i was drunk/mad one sat night and wrote cock-sucking whore...she didn't care for that one too much. i tried to explain how that really is important to me, but it was like talking to a wall.

Re: I could strangle my wife.....

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 6:05 pm
by BFiVL
brocam wrote:
ChampDizzle wrote:here is what you do, have a blank notepad and on each page have one word, costs like a quarter. On the cover have her name on it. And each word should describe her importance to you in your life. And don't procrastinate! :D
i would advise against this...i did this once..took a about a year and wrote a word each day or so...i was drunk/mad one sat night and wrote cock-sucking whore...she didn't care for that one too much. i tried to explain how that really is important to me, but it was like talking to a wall.

Priceless.

Re: I could strangle my wife.....

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 11:34 pm
by Quest4Gold
ajalves wrote:bunch of p-whipped girls around here :)

I agree 100% I didn't know you guys gave your balls to your wife when you got married.


Now my wife hates it when I play so thank god she is working nights now :twisted: But on the other hand she understands what my football stuff is and won't mess with it either.

Re: I could strangle my wife.....

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 9:51 am
by Weasel
You guys have got it ALL WRONG :lol:

Re: I could strangle my wife.....

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 6:26 pm
by buckeye76
ajalves wrote:bunch of p-whipped girls around here :)
Co-Sign! ;)

Re: I could strangle my wife.....

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 8:15 pm
by polobert
Say what you want gang but I agree with the "You F'd up" camp. You made a life commitment to the wife. This game is fun but your wife is your partner for life. Not saying I would apologize but you ASSUMED your expectation was going to be met. Lay that line straight out and leave no gray area. She was trying to do something nice for you man. So she f'd it up, it's no reason to make an A$$ of yourself. Key to a good marriage: Expect Nothing and Appreciate Everything.