NDL Fantasy
Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 12:35 pm
My NDL Fantasy has several parts.
1. Feisty is introduced to Urban Meyer at halftime of a nationally televised UF game by Erin Andrews. Urban says, "Nice to meet you Coach Mangino. We should get together and talk X's and O's sometime."
2. VVV stops reminding us that he's from Rhode Island and that he goes to Texas.
3. George Lucas releases Star Wars Episode 7 in which Nole is cast as Lando Calrissian's cousin Ray Ray.
4. Riccio takes over my Teacher Retirement fund and makes me a multimillionaire allowing me to retire at age 35.
5. Indiana is accidentally given 99's across the board on NCAA 2010. Ball State is given 98's.
6. JeffDaddy challenges Randy Savage to a no holds barred cage match on CBS. Savage accepts. The match is called a draw when they both just stand in middle of ring screaming "Oh Yeah!" and "Fuck Yeah" at each other for 5 hours and 47 minutes.
7. Beefy and clw meet for lunch at a nice little Italian family restaurant in New York. clw brings along a friend of his who just happens to be a corrupt police seargent. Beefy slips away to the bathroom just before the food arrives. You know the rest. (Not that I would ever wish ill upon anyone, but it's my fantasy though damnit!)
8. Kim Kardashian is on the cover of NCAA 2010 wearing only an IU helmet. EA is forced to include three bonus disks in the package just so they can get her entire butt on the cover.
9. Juice Williams is allowed to play both safety and QB for Illinois in NCAA 2010.
10. Trendon runs for President. I can't wait for the debates.
1. Feisty is introduced to Urban Meyer at halftime of a nationally televised UF game by Erin Andrews. Urban says, "Nice to meet you Coach Mangino. We should get together and talk X's and O's sometime."
2. VVV stops reminding us that he's from Rhode Island and that he goes to Texas.
3. George Lucas releases Star Wars Episode 7 in which Nole is cast as Lando Calrissian's cousin Ray Ray.
4. Riccio takes over my Teacher Retirement fund and makes me a multimillionaire allowing me to retire at age 35.
5. Indiana is accidentally given 99's across the board on NCAA 2010. Ball State is given 98's.
6. JeffDaddy challenges Randy Savage to a no holds barred cage match on CBS. Savage accepts. The match is called a draw when they both just stand in middle of ring screaming "Oh Yeah!" and "Fuck Yeah" at each other for 5 hours and 47 minutes.
7. Beefy and clw meet for lunch at a nice little Italian family restaurant in New York. clw brings along a friend of his who just happens to be a corrupt police seargent. Beefy slips away to the bathroom just before the food arrives. You know the rest. (Not that I would ever wish ill upon anyone, but it's my fantasy though damnit!)
8. Kim Kardashian is on the cover of NCAA 2010 wearing only an IU helmet. EA is forced to include three bonus disks in the package just so they can get her entire butt on the cover.
9. Juice Williams is allowed to play both safety and QB for Illinois in NCAA 2010.
10. Trendon runs for President. I can't wait for the debates.
