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The UnTouchable Report (S27 - W1)

Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2013 9:45 pm
by UnTouchable8
The UnTouchable Report
Season 27 - Week 1
A rundown of the week's hottest games.


We've all waited painfully for 6 months to get some football back in our lives and finally a new game and new season is upon us. The season officially kicks off tomorrow so let's take a look at some of the highlights of Week 1.
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Image #25 Nebraska Cornhuskers 0-0 (0-0 B1G) bigred
Image #5 Oklahoma Sooners 0-0 (0-0 Big 12) BIGmike
Battle of the bigs. Bigred is returning to the national spotlight after taking the Auburn Tigers to the national title game in Season 24, earning his way back via a stellar 10-3 season with Utah State. Oh, and let's not forget that he finally returns to his beloved Cornhuskers after 16 seasons. BIGmike continues his if-I-can't-have-Florida-then-I-won't-be-with-a-team-for-more-than-one-season trend as he lands in Norman to helm the Sooners. What a great way to kick off the season.
WHAT TO WATCH Nebraska senior QB Taylor Martinez looks poised to lead his team to national title contention. He's only gotten better with time and EA is touting him high with a 91 overall rating. He is quick and agile so BIGmike may have a hard time calling defenses to cover Nebraska's option style. If they bring the rush, they'll want to blitz from both sides to keep Martinez in the pocket and force him to throw. On the flip side, BIGmike will have to deal with the loss of Landry Jones, a 4-year starter for the Sooners. QB/HB hybrid Blake Bell is currently at the top of the depth chart, but I wouldn't be surprised if redshirt freshman Trevor Knight took a handful of snaps in certain situations. The Cornhuskers should be aware of that jumbo package near the goalline with possibly both quarterbacks on the field.
THE UNTOUCHABLE PREDICTION Betting against BIGmike is like betting against Mayweather in September...it's a decent gamble with a big payoff. Mike's success is unprecedented in the NDL but he's had worse losses (see: TCU vs. Texas Tech S25...hint: he lost to me). Bell's lack of experience throwing the ball downfield will be the Sooner's demise.
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Image #21 Michigan Wolverines 0-0 (0-0 B1G) JohnnyP
Image #22 Texas A&M Aggies 0-0 (0-0 SEC) sinacol6
Here we have another newbie/veteran matchup. Since losing only 3 games in a span of 3 seasons and culminating in a national title game appearance in Season 21, JohnnyP has struggled to match the success he once had. He has since lost at least 4 games each season and hopes that landing in Ann Arbor will change that. Sinacol6 joined the NDL last season, leading Texas State to a winning season in their first appearance of FBS football. He moves from a nice Texas college town to a shitty Texas college town to take the reigns of a potential national title contender.
WHAT TO WATCH We can't talk about an A&M game without talking about defending Heisman trophy winner Johnny Manziel, aka Johnny Football. EA must think this guy is a God or something, rating him a ridiculous 97 in the game. Manziel will be tough enough to stop as it is with that bias but Michigan junior LB Jake Ryan will need to bring his A-game to stop those short passes over the middle. For Michigan, the key to the game will be to keep the A&M offense off the field and control the tempo of the game. QB Devin Gardner steps in for Denard Robinson and hopes to make an impact on offense. For A&M, they've got nothing but speed in the backfield as well. Look for the Aggies to rotate Ben Malena, Brandon Williams and maybe even sophomore Trey Williams get some touches in this game.
THE UNTOUCHABLE PREDICTION JohnnyP's got the experience edge. And for no other reason than the fact that I hate A&M with a passion, I'm going with Michigan. And because the Wolverines have a freshman lineman named Taco. Seriously.
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***UPSET ALERT***
Image Oregon State Beavers 0-0 (0-0 Pac-12) ndlkdog36
Image #19 Texas Longhorns 0-0 (0-0 Big 12) xLiQx
Just because Kdog has never had a winning season in the NDL doesn't mean this newb should take the 24-season vet lightly. UT's lingering questions at quarterback could have xLiQx struggling throughout the game.

Re: The UnTouchable Report (S27 - W1)

Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2013 9:52 pm
by xLiQx
Well! I made the report, not sure if it's a good thing if I we are picked to lose cause of an Upset hahaha.

Re: The UnTouchable Report (S27 - W1)

Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2013 9:59 pm
by bigred
Love your work but I think you may be the kiss of death
. Pretty sure that I've lost everytime you've picked me to win

Re: The UnTouchable Report (S27 - W1)

Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2013 10:00 pm
by UnTouchable8
bigred wrote:Pretty sure that I've lost everytime you've picked me to win
:oops:

Re: The UnTouchable Report (S27 - W1)

Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2013 10:01 pm
by Cnasty
Man this is good stuff.

Don't forget about us bottom dwellers and non bcs conferences though! :)

Re: The UnTouchable Report (S27 - W1)

Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2013 10:02 pm
by UnTouchable8
Cnasty wrote:Man this is good stuff.

Don't forget about us bottom dwellers and non bcs conferences though! :)
Week 2 will be up in a little bit.

Re: The UnTouchable Report (S27 - W1)

Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2013 10:06 pm
by Weasel
Sina is my favorite

Re: The UnTouchable Report (S27 - W1)

Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2013 10:24 pm
by The_Niddler
Very nice read!

Re: The UnTouchable Report (S27 - W1)

Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2013 10:46 pm
by texasfan4444
bigred wrote:Love your work but I think you may be the kiss of death
. Pretty sure that I've lost everytime you've picked me to win
you didnt lose the biggest sig contest.

Re: The UnTouchable Report (S27 - W1)

Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2013 11:15 pm
by chuskerpride
Nice work UnTouchable!

Re: The UnTouchable Report (S27 - W1)

Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2013 11:23 pm
by MrChampagne3
Great write up. I gotta say though, I wish you all the luck in the world Bigred, I just played Oklahoma for our week 2 game and Mike has that team running on all cylinders. I know I have a crappy team and all but that guy has an amazing run game and a perfect passing game.

Re: The UnTouchable Report (S27 - W1)

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 12:43 am
by bigred
Kiss of death I'm telling ya

Re: The UnTouchable Report (S27 - W1)

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 12:45 am
by bigred
MrChampagne3 wrote:Great write up. I gotta say though, I wish you all the luck in the world Bigred, I just played Oklahoma for our week 2 game and Mike has that team running on all cylinders. I know I have a crappy team and all but that guy has an amazing run game and a perfect passing game.
Perfect passing game u say? He was only 12/13 vs me, lol

Re: The UnTouchable Report (S27 - W1)

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 12:46 am
by UnTouchable8
bigred wrote:Kiss of death I'm telling ya
It's all in your head! :lol:

Seriously though, the moment I pick you to lose you're probably gonna win.

Re: The UnTouchable Report (S27 - W1)

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 1:30 am
by BIGmike
Nice write-up even though you did pick against me. :)

Re: The UnTouchable Report (S27 - W1)

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 1:33 am
by buckeye76
Awesome write up UT. Thanks....

Re: The UnTouchable Report (S27 - W1)

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 1:39 am
by swellvermin
Awesome write up :lol: .....C'mon son....

Aren't sports writers supposed to unbiased?

"...nice college town to a shitty college town."

"And for no other reason than the fact that I hate A&M with a passion..."


good job t.u. lol

Re: The UnTouchable Report (S27 - W1)

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 8:53 am
by dealer4014
Nice write up UT, well done!

Re: The UnTouchable Report (S27 - W1)

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 10:26 am
by JohnnyP
I guess Sina had to play me because he was ducking weasel.....Great write up, and hopefully i pull out the win!