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Just like I have to make it a point to say this about beating the shit out of me in the game, I have to say this.

When you play Trendon, he is not a faggot whiner. If I commit a penalty; accept it. End of story. I am going to accept all of yours.

agreed.

well when u let the clock run down to 0 so instead of a impossible fg, u can now punt inside my 5, course im gonna decline it. why would i accept and let u coffin punt it on me?

I always wonder when a penalty occurs on my opponent..."should I accept that"? the answer is always "yes, you dumbass"!..

Trendon, have you ever had your blood pressure checked?

Yes, and it is good. So is my blood sugar despite drinking, on average, about 140 ounces of Coca-Cola a day. And, I've never once been sick in my life. Not a sniffle. I am setting myself up for some catastrophic death in my 40's.

No, but, seriously. I am going to have to start sending out Emails to my non-conference opponents and then post the same in my conference forum.

Guide to playing Trendon

1) I do not care how bad you beat me. I won't be offended. Obviously, don't go over 35 so as to not break the mercy rule, but I will not be offended or upset if you are up 28-0 with five seconds left and you are throwing bombs. We have all played this game since the second week of July 2003, so we all know how to stop opponents. It is OUR fault if you can score at will.

2) Penalties. Excluding ones that are glitchy (like the old kick catch interference bullshit), please accept all penalties I commit that you don't think will give you a tactical advantage (like stated earlier in this thread by others). I have gone offsides about a dozen times this season and the opponent accepted only three or four. Meanwhile, I am playing the defensive lineman and trying to jump the snap. I will not get mad or give you a poor report because you had the "audacity" to accept the penalty for the infractions I or my CPU players commit.

3) Do you want to run play-action 30 times? Fine! Throw lobs? Fine! Throw it to your back all day? Fine! I wish you guys WOULD play like this so I can join in on the fun. Last season, I found the perfect situation to run a PA pass: I was winning by a score, I had run for a few good gains and they were blitzing like mad. I ended up not running it because I didn't feel like dealing with them whining - internally or publically - about it. Our league has become so "straight" that we have created a league of automatons. For this version, I haven't seen a single offense that is different from the other one. I've played seven identical offenses. ENOUGH!!! When you play Trendon, treat it like a lobby game. Please. I won't fault you.

That is it.

So, anyone left on my schedule, please read this. I promise you, I just want to win and have fun. Or lose and have fun. Either way. Be different. Trendon will never fault you!

You crazy Trendon.

Baker wrote:I always wonder when a penalty occurs on my opponent..."should I accept that"? the answer is always "yes, you dumbass"!..

Yeah, what he said.

Trendon, I feel ya bro.... I have not thrown a pass to Ian Johnson out of backfield for 3 games because he was being tossed to, to many times in a game. What is a guy supposed to do when he has one monster... in fact in my situation you can see the stats speak for themselves. Ian Johnson has 429 yards and 321 yards after catch, so it's not like I am bombing it to him. I know Dr. Tom will beat me up over this but my point is I am afraid to throw it to running back out of backfield in fear someone is gonna whine... WTF.... for instance, a couple games ago, won;t name the coach, I throwto back up running back TWICE.... TWO F'N TIMES and he im'd me asking if thats all I was gonna do.....

Anywho......

I will contine to mix it up and be str8 and maybe someday I will get the balls to throw to Ian Johnson again, then again, maybe not!!!

Fuck everything - the forums are Badger red and white bitches!!!!

trendon wrote:Yes, and it is good. So is my blood sugar despite drinking, on average, about 140 ounces of Coca-Cola a day. And, I've never once been sick in my life. Not a sniffle. I am setting myself up for some catastrophic death in my 40's.

No, but, seriously. I am going to have to start sending out Emails to my non-conference opponents and then post the same in my conference forum.

Guide to playing Trendon

1) I do not care how bad you beat me. I won't be offended. Obviously, don't go over 35 so as to not break the mercy rule, but I will not be offended or upset if you are up 28-0 with five seconds left and you are throwing bombs. We have all played this game since the second week of July 2003, so we all know how to stop opponents. It is OUR fault if you can score at will.

2) Penalties. Excluding ones that are glitchy (like the old kick catch interference bullshit), please accept all penalties I commit that you don't think will give you a tactical advantage (like stated earlier in this thread by others). I have gone offsides about a dozen times this season and the opponent accepted only three or four. Meanwhile, I am playing the defensive lineman and trying to jump the snap. I will not get mad or give you a poor report because you had the "audacity" to accept the penalty for the infractions I or my CPU players commit.

3) Do you want to run play-action 30 times? Fine! Throw lobs? Fine! Throw it to your back all day? Fine! I wish you guys WOULD play like this so I can join in on the fun. Last season, I found the perfect situation to run a PA pass: I was winning by a score, I had run for a few good gains and they were blitzing like mad. I ended up not running it because I didn't feel like dealing with them whining - internally or publically - about it. Our league has become so "straight" that we have created a league of automatons. For this version, I haven't seen a single offense that is different from the other one. I've played seven identical offenses. ENOUGH!!! When you play Trendon, treat it like a lobby game. Please. I won't fault you.

That is it.

So, anyone left on my schedule, please read this. I promise you, I just want to win and have fun. Or lose and have fun. Either way. Be different. Trendon will never fault you!

Uh, if you would have let me know this information before our game last week, I WOULDA KICKED YOUR ASS!!!

Fuck the Badgers

Dr Tom Gordon wrote: Uh, if you would have let me know this information before our game last week, I WOULDA KICKED YOUR ASS!!!

LOL. I tackled well that game. That's all that saved me as you don't miss a single pass.

trendon wrote:Yes, and it is good. So is my blood sugar despite drinking, on average, about 140 ounces of Coca-Cola a day. And, I've never once been sick in my life. Not a sniffle.

And as an employee of said Company, we thank you!!!

Might I also add for Boise St. Just Ask yourself, "What would TattoBoy do?" He'd ride Ian Johnson like a $3 whore on "Dollar Night" If you got something that works and no one can stop it, you keep running it. As JeffMo has said in the past seasons, there are a lot of looks in the playbook that can accomplish the same thing. Running the same exact play and formation over and over is cheese. If you mix it up though with different formations and looks then you shouldn't be ashamed. Heck look at Boise States real games. They don't give a hoot over it. You can either stop Ian Johnson or not. Heck, I'm looking at your stats and know how I'd play you. Let the whiners whine. The conf commissioners are the ones who can sort it later.
Stay true to NDL principles and you'll be fine.

Dolemitesooner wrote:Fuck the Badgers

ya man fuck the Wisconsin