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Looking to run 1st game with new team. hit me up on AIM - HouckPK7

I would lick gravy from the crevices of Ralphie May's thighs to get in a few scrims this afternoon even if we have to use NCAA 2002 over a dial up internet connection with Rosie Odonnels queefs as my only air supply...

AIM - Houckpk7

I dont think anyone actually reads these unless your name is BigMike or Cnasty but I am up for a game and I have to warn you that I have been trained by Steven Seagal who taught me the technique of the right hook, he created it himself in japan 10 years ago.

AIM- Houckpk7

rememeber that time, you were soooo tired driving, you slightly closed your eyes and then quickly woke up to realize you fell asleep for .0001 seconds... but whew!! lucky for you you caught yourself.. then continue with your drive?

Or that time you fell really hard and dont know how you did not hurt yourself,

or almost got into an accident or fight and somehow avoided it?

what if you actually died when that happened? Your body cant know what death is, neither can your mind, or soul if you believe in it.. you can only know life.. what if all you know, is all you CAN know, and therefor continuing life (even if just from the beyond) is the only thing you can compute?

You can argue - well what about all these new people i meet, all this new technology, it wasnt there when i was alive... But Think of a dream, how many random places and people dont you make up in them as well?

You may infact be dead... Living in a continuum of what your brain / soul can campute and cope with, a world where you still exist... ever wonder why life hasnt dealt you cards that you couldnt handle? Perhaps you just cant imagine them.



So any of you dead phaggots wanna scrim or ladder game?

USMarine7t wrote:I would lick gravy from the crevices of Ralphie May's thighs to get in a few scrims this afternoon even if we have to use NCAA 2002 over a dial up internet connection with Rosie Odonnels queefs as my only air supply...

AIM - Houckpk7

LOL

USMarine7t wrote:I dont think anyone actually reads these unless your name is BigMike or Cnasty

Busted.

I only looked because "Tha U" is copyrighted by the Canes but I made an executive decision and allowed it since you crack me up.

I'm calling it way early, but this thread has HOF potential.

USMarine7t wrote:rememeber that time, you were soooo tired driving, you slightly closed your eyes and then quickly woke up to realize you fell asleep for .0001 seconds... but whew!! lucky for you you caught yourself.. then continue with your drive?

Or that time you fell really hard and dont know how you did not hurt yourself,

or almost got into an accident or fight and somehow avoided it?

what if you actually died when that happened? Your body cant know what death is, neither can your mind, or soul if you believe in it.. you can only know life.. what if all you know, is all you CAN know, and therefor continuing life (even if just from the beyond) is the only thing you can compute?

You can argue - well what about all these new people i meet, all this new technology, it wasnt there when i was alive... But Think of a dream, how many random places and people dont you make up in them as well?

You may infact be dead... Living in a continuum of what your brain / soul can campute and cope with, a world where you still exist... ever wonder why life hasnt dealt you cards that you couldnt handle? Perhaps you just cant imagine them.



So any of you dead phaggots wanna scrim or ladder game?

good stuff

Looks like all my remaining opponents are running scared from the 0-3 record so I guess i have to come here looking for a game. Looking to execute my new reverse naked croatian crab clasp playbook til my opponent taps out.. Any takers?

Scrim, ladder.. It dont matter..

I would Dougie across the Grand Canyon with a rattle snake in my underwear on a tight rope woven from the pile of tissues your significant other accumulated while watching The Notebook if it meant I could get a scrim or ladder game with one of you phaggots tonight!