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My car is totaled....

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 10:23 am
by Dolemitesooner
Was in a bad accident last night. Seat belt saved my life.
Firefighters said they can't believe I got myself out the car.

I went out after and got FUCKING HAMMERED. Then got some incredible pussy.

Sorry if I drunk texted any of you all.

More later.

Thank goodness I am ok.

Re: My car is totaled....

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 10:39 am
by steelcitychaos
Glad to hear you are ok and that you were able to have someone show you some sympathy.

Re: My car is totaled....

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 11:30 am
by shel311
Glad you're ok. Having your car totalled sucks. I had a Jeep Cherokee totalled a few years ago. I wasn't even in the damn thing, someone hit it while it was parked, LOL.

At least you got laid after. STUD!!!

Re: My car is totaled....

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 11:34 am
by texasfan4444
so now we need pics.....car and poo-nanny....

we will be waiting.

GLad you are Ok J....and that it didnt happen after you got wasted too.

Re: My car is totaled....

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 11:53 am
by DRiccio21
man, that sucks

only need to know one thing... did you slap-spit-choke?

Re: My car is totaled....

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 11:53 am
by Seeitsaveit13
Glad you're ok Jayson. Pics of the car are a must after you sober up

Re: My car is totaled....

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:24 pm
by BillRoy
All joking and competitive banter aside...really glad to hear you are ok.

Re: My car is totaled....

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:26 pm
by DRiccio21
BillRoy wrote:All joking and competitive banter aside...really glad to hear you are ok.
+1

Re: My car is totaled....

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:58 pm
by trendon
If you see Ali Larter, don't run, she will help you.

Re: My car is totaled....

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 1:30 pm
by shel311
trendon wrote:If you see Ali Larter, don't run, she will help you.
Whip

Cream

Bikini

Re: My car is totaled....

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 1:36 pm
by Uuaww
shel311 wrote:
Whip

Cream

Bikini
Not actually possible, it melts and stuff.

Re: My car is totaled....

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 1:39 pm
by packsyD22
Dole I am glad your ok man, thats terrible news.

Shel I had the same thing happen to my Acura Integra a few years back and it was the best thing that could have happened to me. The car was up for sale for around 8300 and my insurance wrote me a check for 11,500 8-) .

Re: My car is totaled....

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 1:57 pm
by Cnasty
Uuaww wrote:Not actually possible, it melts and stuff.
Cool Whhhhhhhip is your friend.

Just saying.

Glad to hear you are ok Dolie. Glad you didnt get in the accident AFTER you drank.

Re: My car is totaled....

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 2:08 pm
by Ry
Commercial slogan..Seat Belts Save Lives so you can get laid.

Glad you are ok.

Re: My car is totaled....

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 2:32 pm
by Dolemitesooner
Thanks guys. Love ya :D

Making some calls now. Then getting lunch.

After that I will be writing an espn article.

:shock: :shock: Its been a crazy 24 hours.

Re: My car is totaled....

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 5:37 pm
by BillRoy
Well, since you got all this energy....I can think of one thing you can do....please refer to my last recap against La. Tech for assistance

Re: My car is totaled....

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 2:17 pm
by TerpsMustDie
Good to hear you came out okay Doley.

Re: My car is totaled....

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 3:14 pm
by Dolemitesooner
DRiccio21 wrote:man, that sucks

only need to know one thing... did you slap-spit-choke?
I did.

SHE LOVES IT TOO.

I am not into the spitting, but I did spit on her puss I think.

She said she loves it when I get aggressive. I got to do something. I got a small dick so got to try everything else.

Re: My car is totaled....

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 3:42 pm
by DRiccio21
duh, u think i say this shit to look cool?

of course they love it and she's told all her friends how great you were too

and when i say spit, i dont mean in her face... i mean on her pussy, on her tits, whatever