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some crackhead on my street stole my moms purse at work, so if im not here in a few days its cause im in jail for murder.

my beard is the longest its ever been right now.

pretty hysterical going into meetings with rich people thinking i'm a homeless man then they find out i'm the guy on the team that makes the investment decisions with the money.

I could never grow a great beard.

A solid one but not a great one. I still have some patchy areas.

I do enjoy the lack of shaving and saving 10 minutes in the morning it provides and will do it again this winter but gotta keep that neck clean. That's the key.

DRiccio21 wrote:my beard is the longest its ever been right now.

pretty hysterical going into meetings with rich people thinking i'm a homeless man then they find out i'm the guy on the team that makes the investment decisions with the money.

Post the pic!!!

Riccio's "longest beard ever!" is probably facial pube status considering.

Love having a beard. Always hated the time it took to shave.

Only trim neck to just above Adams apple. Any higher and it looks ridiculous.

Preferred cleaning: wash with Grandpa's Pine Tar Soap (it's on Amazon) every other day. Followup with Honest Amish Beard Balm (also Amazon) when beard is just slightly damp post shower.

DRiccio21 wrote:my beard is the longest its ever been right now.

pretty hysterical going into meetings with rich people thinking i'm a homeless man then they find out i'm the guy on the team that makes the investment decisions with the money.

Pics or GTFO.

I feel like any Marshawn Lynch video is always going to be interesting and have me laughing.

Man, I love this guy:

BIGmike wrote:

DRiccio21 wrote:my beard is the longest its ever been right now.

pretty hysterical going into meetings with rich people thinking i'm a homeless man then they find out i'm the guy on the team that makes the investment decisions with the money.

Pics or GTFO.

i sent to corey and shel... i'm not sure how to post pics from my phone

I'm fairly certain I'll never be able to grow a full beard

I can add other pics to photo bucket but it won't let me upload this one even after saving it to my photos.

Too much facial hair, I suppose.

imgur.com

The dingy white under shirt and that grayish brown color beard gives off a POW type vibe in some camp in ISIS territory.

wow the beard does look a little gray in that pic, but there isn't any gray in it at all.

lighting messing with it but i'll take the unintended effect

No whats reeeaallly eery? If I didnt know better, I would have guessed that was a pic of my beard when it grows out a bit. It looks a little salted (which mine is definitely), and my left mustache has gone white in the last month or so (a little bit more than it looks like in the pic). Jesus, I even wear the same white v necks under my scrubs

Please tell me that your hair isn't short on the sides/back and long on top.

Touche.

Although I stand by the fact that the one-sided white mustache is unique. Been thinking of combing in some 'touch of gray' to the other side to even things out.

holy moly Dave, nice salt n pepper look.

shel311 wrote:

Spoiler!

Give him an orange jump suit and I'd be calling the state department saying we have an American under ISIS control.

100% homeless status look right there!


I hate having hair. I shave my head every couple of days. I tried growing out the hair and beard for the first 3 months in Iraq and it got to be around 2 inches long but it drove me absolutely crazy. As soon as it feels like my hair is getting pulled when I'm trying to sleep it's time to cut it! I don't like the feeling that I'm about to be raped in my sleep.

Mustache on the other hand, I'm growing that fucker out full force. Mainly because the wife can't stand it. I'm going to have a monocle, top hat, make shift cane, tuxedo t-shirt and make up some Chance cards and hand them out for Halloween. Let's see if the SEALS find the humor in it.