Nole or Shel: Bigger Asshole?

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Nole
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Shel
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nick wrote:
haha i banged some broad off Plentyoffish. she msgd me so i knew it was gonna be easy.

i still remember gettin a bj at at her place watchin Oregon upset Michigan. haha good times. i miss them :(
I never fucked with that site. Years ago, MySpace got me laid two weeks into signing up. I created the account and someone messaged me "I know you." Turns out, we met at a party in Poughkeepsie and she was eyeing me. MySpace FTW.

Everyone bashes that site, but it got me laid twice (and it would have been three if I was better at closing) and there ain't a single fucking website on the net that can say that.
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trendon wrote:
nick wrote:
haha i banged some broad off Plentyoffish. she msgd me so i knew it was gonna be easy.

i still remember gettin a bj at at her place watchin Oregon upset Michigan. haha good times. i miss them :(
I never fucked with that site. Years ago, MySpace got me laid two weeks into signing up. I created the account and someone messaged me "I know you." Turns out, we met at a party in Poughkeepsie and she was eyeing me. MySpace FTW.

Everyone bashes that site, but it got me laid twice (and it would have been three if I was better at closing) and there ain't a single fucking website on the net that can say that.
if you think Myspace is easy..go on Plentyoffish.

i solely use it to get those older girls when im bored. nothing funnier than having a like 35+ year old into you and flashing you and you're 21(at the time) haha. good times. miss them too :(.
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nick wrote:
trendon wrote:
nick wrote:
haha i banged some broad off Plentyoffish. she msgd me so i knew it was gonna be easy.

i still remember gettin a bj at at her place watchin Oregon upset Michigan. haha good times. i miss them :(
I never fucked with that site. Years ago, MySpace got me laid two weeks into signing up. I created the account and someone messaged me "I know you." Turns out, we met at a party in Poughkeepsie and she was eyeing me. MySpace FTW.

Everyone bashes that site, but it got me laid twice (and it would have been three if I was better at closing) and there ain't a single fucking website on the net that can say that.
if you think Myspace is easy..go on Plentyoffish.

i solely use it to get those older girls when im bored. nothing funnier than having a like 35+ year old into you and flashing you and you're 21(at the time) haha. good times. miss them too :(.
Do you go to bars? If not .... START!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You will feel like a meat popsicle if you go to the right spots. Now, at 29, I am on a younger kick because - when I was 18-21 - I couldn't get the 18-21 girls because they were all dating the older guys ... so it is my fucking turn now.
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trendon wrote:
nick wrote:
trendon wrote:
nick wrote:
haha i banged some broad off Plentyoffish. she msgd me so i knew it was gonna be easy.

i still remember gettin a bj at at her place watchin Oregon upset Michigan. haha good times. i miss them :(
I never fucked with that site. Years ago, MySpace got me laid two weeks into signing up. I created the account and someone messaged me "I know you." Turns out, we met at a party in Poughkeepsie and she was eyeing me. MySpace FTW.

Everyone bashes that site, but it got me laid twice (and it would have been three if I was better at closing) and there ain't a single fucking website on the net that can say that.
if you think Myspace is easy..go on Plentyoffish.

i solely use it to get those older girls when im bored. nothing funnier than having a like 35+ year old into you and flashing you and you're 21(at the time) haha. good times. miss them too :(.
Do you go to bars? If not .... START!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You will feel like a meat popsicle if you go to the right spots. Now, at 29, I am on a younger kick because - when I was 18-21 - I couldn't get the 18-21 girls because they were all dating the older guys ... so it is my fucking turn now.
for sure. i heard there are some decent cougar bars in Toronto. This is why i like it here, sure it sucks cause its Canada but the multi culturalism and all that good shit = sweet pussy
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oh by the way Trendon.. REO Speedwagon? awesome haha.
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shell before i vote lets see your girls boob's
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jus wanna say. i am in LOVE with Teagen Presley. omg.
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oldschoola wrote:shell before i vote lets see your girls boob's
Don't be a pervert.
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trendon wrote:
oldschoola wrote:shell before i vote lets see your girls boob's
Don't be a pervert.
In Stan's defense, he came to me via IM asking for approval to make this post, LOL.
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trendon wrote:Don't be a pervert.
Good luck, this is Stan.

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shel311 wrote:
trendon wrote:
oldschoola wrote:shell before i vote lets see your girls boob's
Don't be a pervert.
In Stan's defense, he came to me via IM asking for approval to make this post, LOL.

LOL, stan is such a Gentlemen :)

fucker can drink though...I got your back Stan when it comes to your pissing all the time....as much as they all drank I think you still were a 6 pack ahead of them
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Nole4real wrote:as much as I drank,I think you still were a keg ahead of me as I spooned AJ at the hotel
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lol, all fun and games now but that next night i bet y'all wished i was back at that hotel :lol:
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Why?

I couldnt hear anything after the mummification.
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I gotta agree with Shel and Nole....she's nothing without the fake rack.

And I'd take my girl over her anyday. Hell, I know about twenty girls from UK I'd take over her.

Nole doesn't want her because as heavy as her boobs are, she's still not even topping a deuce.
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trendon wrote:I am thinking that anyone who thinks their wife or girlfriend is hotter than Morgan or any of the others (or has better tits), is just being desirous. We've all seen each other's photos.

It might seem cruel, but that is the truth. While there is always two ends to a graph, I bet 95% of this leagues has women that fit into the "meh" or "Yeah, I guess i would ... " category.
I am pretty sure my wife has better boobs. I was he there when we picked them out and i have been there every chance i get since.

They aren't the same size as Morgans, my wife is a full 34D while Katie is closer to a DD, but at least they look like they came in matching pairs. Maybe you arent quite the connoisseur of boobies that i am, but i honestly think that was the worst boob job ive ever seen by far. Dr 900210 would of prolly of fixed them for free because they gave plastic surgery a bad name.
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texasfan4444 wrote:
trendon wrote:I am thinking that anyone who thinks their wife or girlfriend is hotter than Morgan or any of the others (or has better tits), is just being desirous. We've all seen each other's photos.

It might seem cruel, but that is the truth. While there is always two ends to a graph, I bet 95% of this leagues has women that fit into the "meh" or "Yeah, I guess i would ... " category.
I am pretty sure my wife has better boobs. I was he there when we picked them out and i have been there every chance i get since.

They aren't the same size as Morgans, my wife is a full 34D while Katie is closer to a DD, but at least they look like they came in matching pairs. Maybe you arent quite the connoisseur of boobies that i am, but i honestly think that was the worst boob job ive ever seen by far. Dr 900210 would of prolly of fixed them for free because they gave plastic surgery a bad name.
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texasfan4444 wrote:
trendon wrote:I am thinking that anyone who thinks their wife or girlfriend is hotter than Morgan or any of the others (or has better tits), is just being desirous. We've all seen each other's photos.

It might seem cruel, but that is the truth. While there is always two ends to a graph, I bet 95% of this leagues has women that fit into the "meh" or "Yeah, I guess i would ... " category.
I am pretty sure my wife has better boobs. I was he there when we picked them out and i have been there every chance i get since.

They aren't the same size as Morgans, my wife is a full 34D while Katie is closer to a DD, but at least they look like they came in matching pairs. Maybe you arent quite the connoisseur of boobies that i am, but i honestly think that was the worst boob job ive ever seen by far. Dr 900210 would of prolly of fixed them for free because they gave plastic surgery a bad name.
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texasfan4444 wrote:
trendon wrote:I am thinking that anyone who thinks their wife or girlfriend is hotter than Morgan or any of the others (or has better tits), is just being desirous. We've all seen each other's photos.

It might seem cruel, but that is the truth. While there is always two ends to a graph, I bet 95% of this leagues has women that fit into the "meh" or "Yeah, I guess i would ... " category.
I am pretty sure my wife has better boobs. I was he there when we picked them out and i have been there every chance i get since.

They aren't the same size as Morgans, my wife is a full 34D while Katie is closer to a DD, but at least they look like they came in matching pairs. Maybe you arent quite the connoisseur of boobies that i am, but i honestly think that was the worst boob job ive ever seen by far. Dr 900210 would of prolly of fixed them for free because they gave plastic surgery a bad name.

Trendon, you can kindly take me off of alert...chump!!!
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nick wrote:
i still remember gettin a bj at at her place watchin Oregon upset Michigan. haha good times. i miss them :(
When beating Michigan was considered an upset?
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