Not so newsworthy News (Do it right, dummies)

[Whittness10]

NHL regular season starts tonight.

[shel311]

Vikings coach threatens to cut playing time to those players not performing well

Am I missing something here? I feel like this is one of the better ones, I have no clue why this is a top headline.

[ajalves]

Fisher feels Winston won't miss time

[GeorgesGoons]

Traveling sucks!!!

[cougnix]

Native Americans Offended by "Indigenous People's Day" push in Seattle and Minneapolis.

[ajalves]

Cowboys' Joseph Randle on shoplifting: 'I did something stupid'

[texasfan4444]

Randle makes 495k per year. That was beyond stupid. In an article I read he told the cop"If I thought I'd be arrested, i should of just kept walking to the car. The old guy wouldn't of caught me. "

Word?

[shel311]

Cowboys' Joseph Randle on shoplifting: 'I did something stupid'

Stealing when you're poor, not that I agree, but I get it.

Stealing underwear when you have a 4 year/$2.3mil deal. That's like $50k/month before taxes and all that good stuff...but we're talking about underwear

[LetsGoPeay]

Jameis Winston will declare for 2015 NFL draft

[Cnasty]

Cowboys' Joseph Randle on shoplifting: 'I did something stupid'

Stealing when you're poor, not that I agree, but I get it.

Stealing underwear when you have a 4 year/$2.3mil deal. That's like $50k/month before taxes and all that good stuff...but we're talking about underwear

Dude got an underwear endorsement out of it. He does have to donate a certain amount but still!

[shel311]

Cowboys' Joseph Randle on shoplifting: 'I did something stupid'

Stealing when you're poor, not that I agree, but I get it.

Stealing underwear when you have a 4 year/$2.3mil deal. That's like $50k/month before taxes and all that good stuff...but we're talking about underwear

Dude got an underwear endorsement out of it. He does have to donate a certain amount but still!

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[shel311]

The NFL has informed Carolina Panthers coach Ron Rivera that linebacker Luke Kuechly should not have been ejected for inadvertent contact with an official

[nick]

Porn Star Lisa Ann dates Notre Dame freshman Justin Brent

[shel311]

Porn Star Lisa Ann dates Notre Dame freshman Justin Brent

Wrong thread

[shel311]

As the NDL's favorite radio host Lebby always says, life is about managing expectations. I say screw it, I'm setting the bar really, really high on this one.

All time best? Top 5...10?

Jeff Gordon's driver's ed teacher killed in a car accident

[ajalves]

As the NDL's favorite radio host Lebby always says, life is about managing expectations. I say screw it, I'm setting the bar really, really high on this one.

All time best? Top 5...10?

Jeff Gordon's driver's ed teacher killed in a car accident

i dont like this story.

at its core its not really 'news'

[shel311]

at its core its not really 'news'

That's kinda the whole idea behind this thread.

[LetsGoPeay]

As the NDL's favorite radio host Lebby always says, life is about managing expectations. I say screw it, I'm setting the bar really, really high on this one.

All time best? Top 5...10?

Jeff Gordon's driver's ed teacher killed in a car accident

i dont like this story.

at its core its not really 'news'

[GeorgesGoons]

As the NDL's favorite radio host Lebby always says, life is about managing expectations. I say screw it, I'm setting the bar really, really high on this one.

All time best? Top 5...10?

Jeff Gordon's driver's ed teacher killed in a car accident

i dont like this story.

at its core its not really 'news'

Took me a second for the picture to kick in. Was looking at it on my phone and wasn't understanding the knife reference. First thought was point of the spear but that made no sense. Then I saw the hair, which I initially thought was a smudge on the screen.

But I agree

[shel311]

I get Peay's pic, but still don't get AJ's post.

I basically read it as I don't like this story for the new not so newsworthy thread because the story isn't newsworthy. What am I missing?