LetsGoPeay wrote:I don't in any way condone domestic violence but you can't tell me this bitch didn't deserve it.
Man assaulted and locked wife in shed after she kept singing 'ding dong, the witch is dead' when his mother died
A man assaulted his wife and locked her in their garden shed after she wouldn't stop singing “ding dong, the witch is dead” following the death of his mother, a court heard.
Andrew Salmon, from Truro, Cornwall admitted assaulting Beverley Salmon at their home in February.
The incident began when Mrs Salmon returned home to find her belongings packed in bags and the house locked with the curtains drawn, Prosecutor Gail Hawkley said.
She said he told her: “It is my house now. You are not getting in,” West Briton reports. He then locked her in the garden shed.
After Mrs Salmon escaped from the shed through a window and entered the house, Salmon punched her, attempted to drag her out by her legs and pinned her down on a bed.
Questioned later, Salmon explained his actions by saying that his wife never liked his mother and was very unsympathetic when she died.
He told magistrates she kept saying “ding dong, the witch is dead”.
“I was provoked but I am sorry for what I have done to my wife and regret everything I did.” he said. “I was pushed towards it although I should not have done it.”
I need more info on his mom before I can condone or condemn his actions. Maybe she was a bitch from hell and the daughter-in-law was justified in her celebration.
Re: Random Discussions
Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 1:57 pm
by autiger730
Speaking of justified....... How is it that we don't have a thread for Justified? I just got into it last year. Awesome show.
Re: Random Discussions
Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 2:25 pm
by The_Niddler
autiger730 wrote:
jsence2 wrote:
nick wrote:i get ear infections at least once a month because of my obsession with swabbing my ears. ugh
I would recommend trying an ear-wax candle. This might cut down on how much you have to do that.
I think he's saying he doesn't need to do it, he just does it anyway.
Just get yourself some sweet oil and use a little every 2 weeks or at least once a month and it helps tremendously.
The_Niddler wrote:yourself some sweet oil and use a little every 2 weeks or at least once a month and it helps tremendously
Poor Nick is so misunderstood!!!
Re: Random Discussions
Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 2:46 pm
by Weasel
LetsGoPeay wrote:I don't in any way condone domestic violence but you can't tell me this bitch didn't deserve it.
Bill Burr has a fantastic bit on that
NSFW (language)
Re: Random Discussions
Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 2:48 pm
by nick
shel311 wrote:
The_Niddler wrote:yourself some sweet oil and use a little every 2 weeks or at least once a month and it helps tremendously
Poor Nick is so misunderstood!!!
Re: Random Discussions
Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 2:54 pm
by The_Niddler
shel311 wrote:
The_Niddler wrote:yourself some sweet oil and use a little every 2 weeks or at least once a month and it helps tremendously
Poor Nick is so misunderstood!!!
I didn't misunderstand him.
He said he gets ear infections at least once a month because of his obsession with swabbing his ears.
I suggested using sweet oil and you wont have to swab so much.
He also needs to learn not to push the Q-tip in so far too.
Re: Random Discussions
Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 3:11 pm
by shel311
The_Niddler wrote: didn't misunderstand him
He said he has an obsession with swabbing so much, and your solution was to not swab as much. I think he knows that he needs to not do it as much, but it's the obsession part that is the issue.
Re: Random Discussions
Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 3:16 pm
by nick
swabbing my ears as i type this
Re: Random Discussions
Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 3:39 pm
by Whittness10
swabbing does feel pretty good. I'll just sit there and keep spinning it back and forth because I like it. I fortunately don't have an obsession.
Re: Random Discussions
Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 9:42 pm
by Cnasty
That one moment when you lapse and go just a tad too far is one of those terrible,lasting pains.
Re: Random Discussions
Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 1:11 pm
by autiger730
Lays chicken and waffles flavored potato chips are surprisingly good.
Re: Random Discussions
Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 2:10 pm
by trendon
Did a truck bomb last night. (3/4 pitcher of Guinness and a rocks glass full of 1/2 Jameson and 1/2 Baileys) ... down it.
Never again. Even alcoholic Trendon had a tough time with this one.
Re: Random Discussions
Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 2:22 pm
by Weasel
trendon wrote:Did a truck bomb last night. (3/4 pitcher of Guinness and a rocks glass full of 1/2 Jameson and 1/2 Baileys) ... down it.
Never again. Even alcoholic Trendon had a tough time with this one.
How long do you take to drink that? Slamming it would be a disaster
Re: Random Discussions
Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 2:23 pm
by trendon
Weasel wrote:
trendon wrote:Did a truck bomb last night. (3/4 pitcher of Guinness and a rocks glass full of 1/2 Jameson and 1/2 Baileys) ... down it.
Never again. Even alcoholic Trendon had a tough time with this one.
How long do you take to drink that? Slamming it would be a disaster
Just under twenty seconds. It was a really bad idea.
Re: Random Discussions
Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 2:29 pm
by Weasel
Holy shit. Yeah, no thanks
Re: Random Discussions
Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 2:32 pm
by trendon
Yeah, the selfie count spiked afterwards.
Re: Random Discussions
Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 4:44 pm
by autiger730
trendon wrote:
Weasel wrote:
trendon wrote:Did a truck bomb last night. (3/4 pitcher of Guinness and a rocks glass full of 1/2 Jameson and 1/2 Baileys) ... down it.
Never again. Even alcoholic Trendon had a tough time with this one.
How long do you take to drink that? Slamming it would be a disaster
Just under twenty seconds. It was a really bad idea.
Fuck that.
Re: Random Discussions
Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2014 4:56 am
by trendon
Piggybacking off our last quick chat about people I find it is best not to trust ... people who like (or claim to) like animals more than people. I've never met a good one of those people. If they really, really, truly believe that; then something is fucking wrong with them. If they don't believe it, but are still saying it, they are just an antisocial asshole.
Re: Random Discussions
Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2014 1:31 pm
by shel311
Dan Bilzerian is living the life we all wish we could.
