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Re: Not so newsworthy News (Do it right, dummies)
Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2014 12:42 pm
by cougnix
ajalves wrote:cougnix wrote:BFiVL wrote:John Elway " We came up short in the Super Bowl"
LMAO...43-8 isn't short, that's a long ways away!
easyyy easy....dont get jsence ridiculous on us because your team won.
Just funny...
Re: Not so newsworthy News (Do it right, dummies)
Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2014 2:15 pm
by Whittness10
cougnix wrote:ajalves wrote:cougnix wrote:BFiVL wrote:John Elway " We came up short in the Super Bowl"
LMAO...43-8 isn't short, that's a long ways away!
easyyy easy....dont get jsence ridiculous on us because your team won.
Just funny...
Pretty sure thats the reason why that headline is in this thread.
Re: Not so newsworthy News (Do it right, dummies)
Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2014 5:13 pm
by nick
Re: Not so newsworthy News (Do it right, dummies)
Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2014 5:36 pm
by shel311
LOL
A new wrinkle, the picture version.
One of the best submissions we've seen so far.
Re: Not so newsworthy News (Do it right, dummies)
Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2014 7:58 pm
by Whittness10
big-mouth-billy-bass-scares-off-would-be-burglar
Re: Not so newsworthy News (Do it right, dummies)
Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2014 8:01 pm
by shel311
Whittness10 wrote:big-mouth-billy-bass-scares-off-would-be-burglar
I would absolutely read this article lol.
Re: Not so newsworthy News (Do it right, dummies)
Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2014 8:11 pm
by OracleHCR
shel311 wrote:Whittness10 wrote:big-mouth-billy-bass-scares-off-would-be-burglar
I would absolutely read this article lol.
yes. And post it so everybody else would.
Re: Not so newsworthy News (Do it right, dummies)
Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2014 8:15 pm
by Weasel
shel311 wrote:Whittness10 wrote:big-mouth-billy-bass-scares-off-would-be-burglar
I would absolutely read this article lol.
I actually clicked it hoping to

Re: Not so newsworthy News (Do it right, dummies)
Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2014 8:27 pm
by Whittness10
I guess I'm in the minority here. I thought it was stupid. I didn't even read the article. My first thought was "did they interview the burglar to confirm what scared him?"
Re: Not so newsworthy News (Do it right, dummies)
Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2014 8:31 pm
by shel311
Whittness10 wrote:I guess I'm in the minority here. I thought it was stupid. I didn't even read the article. My first thought was "did they interview the burglar to confirm what scared him?"
See, I would actually read the article to see if that happened, thus making it worthy of an article being written on the hilarity of it.
With confirmations from Oracle and Weasel, we simply cannot accept your submission.

Re: Not so newsworthy News (Do it right, dummies)
Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2014 8:45 pm
by Whittness10
I don't like failure

Re: Not so newsworthy News (Do it right, dummies)
Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 11:57 am
by shel311
Re: Not so newsworthy News (Do it right, dummies)
Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 9:35 am
by ajalves
Steve Nash re-injures left leg
Re: Not so newsworthy News (Do it right, dummies)
Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 11:41 pm
by Whittness10
Via Bleacher Report and Facebook...
"Cleveland Browns QB Brandon Weeden reportedly wants out of Cleveland"
Re: Not so newsworthy News (Do it right, dummies)
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 1:44 pm
by Wasted Memory
LeBron: I'll be among greatest
Back off Cnasty, it's a "NO SHIT" statement.

Re: Not so newsworthy News (Do it right, dummies)
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 2:59 pm
by jsence2
Ex-Bears GM: Cutler inconsistent in clutch
Re: Not so newsworthy News (Do it right, dummies)
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 5:08 pm
by cougnix
[Mariners] Franklin Gutierrez won't play in 2014
Re: Not so newsworthy News (Do it right, dummies)
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 10:00 pm
by Weasel
Re: Not so newsworthy News (Do it right, dummies)
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 10:08 pm
by shel311
Well done
I feel like this thread was mocked for a while, but now that everyone...or at least most...got the hang of it, I think the thread is serving its purpose.
Re: Not so newsworthy News (Do it right, dummies)
Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2014 12:57 am
by Cnasty
It was way more entertaining when guys thought they were posting perfect stories for it confidently and they were belittled to a pulp.