2086 Season Thread - 4 out of 6 dentists recommend Bowie Championship Brand

[GeorgesGoons]

None of the 70 relievers I offered signed? Weak

Also y’all gonna hate the Villanueva extension coming next sim

Nobody cares about that overrated reliever

the last time you won a title, global warming wasnt a thing.

Well, its George... so it probably still isn't a thing to him

My great great great grandkids will be dead before it affects them, so who cares. But keep politics out of here yo

[qazhby]

Heaviest dude on my roster weighs 210 pounds what the fuck

These libs in Hollywood need to pick up a steak- I miss the Bob Kelley's of the NDl- the fat fucks of the world

[GeorgesGoons]

Heaviest dude on my roster weighs 210 pounds what the fuck

These libs in Hollywood need to pick up a steak- I miss the Bob Kelley's of the NDl- the fat fucks of the world

Too many impossible burgers with quinoa salads there. Teach those fuckers how to eat some good grass fed beef.

[qazhby]

Michael Chamberlain is 6'9" and only 200 pounds jesus christ

Heaviest guy on the beef is Cesar Ortiz at 235 pounds- next heaviest is 205

[qazhby]

the NDL is going through an epidemic of skinny people

[GeorgesGoons]

I wouldn't have thought anyone was too big for the hitters. We built our team on contact and speed, can't be too many fat guys out there and still be fast.

[qazhby]

205 aint' even big- I want some Aaron Judge sized dudes- its 2086 shouldn't they be genetically modified by now.

Hollywood is ordering one shipment of Trenbolone and HGH as we speak

[Cnasty]

Solid work on the thread title though I am beyond late in the recognition of doing so.

[GeorgesGoons]

205 aint' even big- I want some Aaron Judge sized dudes- its 2086 shouldn't they be genetically modified by now.

Hollywood is ordering one shipment of Trenbolone and HGH as we speak

The COVID shot has altered the grandkids DNA so they can't build too much muscle

[GeorgesGoons]

Solid work on the thread title though I am beyond late in the recognition of doing so.

I thought it was just okay, but was giving him a pass on his first thread tittle.

[TheGobOne]

File is up. Reports and S+ to follow.

- Rule 5 draft takes place this sim (I realize my countdown sucked lol) please remember to move newly signed players to your 40 man. Don't be that guy.
- Both Winter Meetings failed to pass. We did get 90% participation which I'm pretty happy with though.
- Now let's move that energy into voting on the Hall of Fame.

Signings
David Austin signs with Rhode Island for 2 yrs
Boston lands Tsukasa Ichikawa for 5 yrs
Burnaby signs Dexter Ladner for 5 yrs
Preston Waddell signs with Miami for 2 yrs
Ernesto Gomez signs with Steel City for 4 yrs
Juan Munoz signs with San Francisco for 1 yr

Offseason Sim Schedule
Day 0 is Nov 4th - First day of offseason
Sim 1 to Nov 15th - Sim halfway to Arbitration/Free Agents
Sim 2 to Nov 26th - Arb takes place on the 25th and FAs file today
Sim 3 to Dec 10th - Halfway to Rule 5 draft
Sim 4 to Dec 24th - Rule 5 draft <----
Sim 5 to Feb 4th - Preseason begins
Sim 6 to Mar 4th - Spring Training begins
Sim 7 and 8 - Sim ST in 2 sims and reach Opening Day

[qazhby]

Hollywood signs Totoya Takahashi on a 5 year $29 mil deal

More than likely will get a stint in AAA for rehab to start the year- but I think it was a solid deal- first two years are $7 mil and the last 3 are $5 mil with a team option for the last year

Career FIP of 3.62- should play solid with my defense behind him

[TheGobOne]

Hollywood signs Totoya Takahashi on a 5 year $29 mil deal

Yep I missed this one. I'm bad at keeping at where I am in the news. A+ name.

[qazhby]

BNN Stats: Honestly, It's Just Muscles
Monday, December 24th , 2085
Here is a list of the heaviest players in the NDL Baseball League...

César Ortíz, OMA, 235 lbs
Katsunan Matsuoka, EDM, 230 lbs
Jorge Hidalgo, EDM, 220 lbs
Sojuro Sakamoto, -, 220 lbs
Logan Wilson, PO, 220 lbs

EPIDEMIC OF SKINNY PEOPLE IN THE LEAGUE

[wdoupis]

Hollywood signs Totoya Takahashi on a 5 year $29 mil deal

More than likely will get a stint in AAA for rehab to start the year- but I think it was a solid deal- first two years are $7 mil and the last 3 are $5 mil with a team option for the last year

Career FIP of 3.62- should play solid with my defense behind him

I tried for him too but I think I only went 2 or 3 years

[nick]

Preston Waddell signs with Miami for 2 yrs

[nick]

None of the 70 relievers I offered signed? Weak

Also y’all gonna hate the Villanueva extension coming next sim

Nobody cares about that overrated reliever

the last time you won a title, global warming wasnt a thing.

Well, its George... so it probably still isn't a thing to him

My great great great grandkids will be dead before it affects them, so who cares. But keep politics out of here yo

ive been politicking for Omaha to be demoted to AAA for seasons now.

[Graywolf357]

It is Xmas time. RULE 5.

[GeorgesGoons]

Nobody cares about that overrated reliever

the last time you won a title, global warming wasnt a thing.

Well, its George... so it probably still isn't a thing to him

My great great great grandkids will be dead before it affects them, so who cares. But keep politics out of here yo

ive been politicking for Omaha to be demoted to AAA for seasons now.

I just wish Miami could be relevant for the 4 or 5 years the beef are so we could beat up on the shortly A(L)east

[nick]

All teams were within 15 wins of each other. That’s a strong division. No weak ends.