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There were so many times cops was used in that story I dont know who lives there, who died, or what the hell you were trying to say.

5 cops are room mates and live in one house that was broken into prompting more cops and a crime scene?

Cnasty wrote:There were so many times cops was used in that story I dont know who lives there, who died, or what the hell you were trying to say.

5 cops are room mates and live in one house that was broken into prompting more cops and a crime scene?

The word cop was mentioned 2x. Sooooo maaaaannnnyyyy.

- Noting how many there are that live in the immediate area.
- The FBI agent's house was broken into
- One of the cops was on the scene this morning
- Many cars/cops in the area now

Cop, detective, agent, sheriff, etc etc.

Same shit.

Cnasty wrote:There were so many times cops was used in that story I dont know who lives there, who died, or what the hell you were trying to say.

5 cops are room mates and live in one house that was broken into prompting more cops and a crime scene?

its like an old math word problem. Some of the information isnt needed

They have it all wrong, the longer I spend on the pot the better. The bathroom is my sanctuary

Peay is in the appropriate position on a regular toilet.

The natural squatting got me.

He looks like Gollum (for Joe)on top of a toilet seat. I dont think I have the dexterity to pull that move off.

ReignOnU wrote:Within a football field or so of my house, lives 2 local cops, 1 sheriff, 1 detective and an FBI agent. When I left the house this morning, 1 of the cops was in his cruiser. I thought it was odd that he was parked with his car blocking the entrance to the cul-de-sac (I live on the corner lot at the entrance). I noticed that there were 2 cars in front of the FBI agents house, which seemed a bit out of place, just because they never have visitors and are normally gone by the time I leave (or leaving when I do). I got a text a little bit ago that the house has been taped off with crime scene tape and there has been cruisers/cars there all morning. A follow up text informed me that there was a call into local dispatch for a break-in. Obviously I hope nothing tragic has happened. Definitely could make for a helluva story in a small town.

Update:
So the couple that lives there operates like clockwork. He leaves at 6:30a, she leaves between 7:30-7:45a. The break-in was attempted at 8a. A car pulled into the driveway and they tried to kick in the front door. 1 issue, their 9-10yr old son was home and hadn't left for school yet. The perp ended up fleeing as soon as they realized this. The house is getting all of the extra attention because of their work. Good news is that no one was hurt (especially the boy that was home alone) and that the house was wired with cameras.

The perp wasn't too bright:
- If they were smart enough to wait until after the parents left, they should have known that the kid was there until the bus ran at 8:20.
- I leave my house every day between 7:45a-8:05.
- There is a school bus stop at this corner where 2 parents sit in their cars from 8:10-8:20.
- Hello dumbass... FBI!
- Kick in the front door? The house is on a corner lot w/o a fence around the backyard and an easily accessible (and somewhat blind) back door.

Cnasty wrote:The natural squatting got me.

He looks like Gollum (for Joe)on top of a toilet seat. I dont think I have the dexterity to pull that move off.

My guess is that the ease and speed is offset by trying to balance on the seat.

So are you saying the "Gollum Method" isn't normal?

ReignOnU wrote:

ReignOnU wrote:Within a football field or so of my house, lives 2 local cops, 1 sheriff, 1 detective and an FBI agent. When I left the house this morning, 1 of the cops was in his cruiser. I thought it was odd that he was parked with his car blocking the entrance to the cul-de-sac (I live on the corner lot at the entrance). I noticed that there were 2 cars in front of the FBI agents house, which seemed a bit out of place, just because they never have visitors and are normally gone by the time I leave (or leaving when I do). I got a text a little bit ago that the house has been taped off with crime scene tape and there has been cruisers/cars there all morning. A follow up text informed me that there was a call into local dispatch for a break-in. Obviously I hope nothing tragic has happened. Definitely could make for a helluva story in a small town.

Update:
So the couple that lives there operates like clockwork. He leaves at 6:30a, she leaves between 7:30-7:45a. The break-in was attempted at 8a. A car pulled into the driveway and they tried to kick in the front door. 1 issue, their 9-10yr old son was home and hadn't left for school yet. The perp ended up fleeing as soon as they realized this. The house is getting all of the extra attention because of their work. Good news is that no one was hurt (especially the boy that was home alone) and that the house was wired with cameras.

The perp wasn't too bright:
- If they were smart enough to wait until after the parents left, they should have known that the kid was there until the bus ran at 8:20.
- I leave my house every day between 7:45a-8:05.
- There is a school bus stop at this corner where 2 parents sit in their cars from 8:10-8:20.
- Hello dumbass... FBI!
- Kick in the front door? The house is on a corner lot w/o a fence around the backyard and an easily accessible (and somewhat blind) back door.

Sounds like you are in the wrong line of work.

ReignOnU wrote: Update:
So the couple that lives there operates like clockwork. He leaves at 6:30a, she leaves between 7:30-7:45a.

Oh. You're one of "those" neighbors.

Cnasty wrote:

ReignOnU wrote: Update:
So the couple that lives there operates like clockwork. He leaves at 6:30a, she leaves between 7:30-7:45a.

Oh. You're one of "those" neighbors.

neighbors like that are great when they are like 75 or 80. You can leave town and dont have to worry about shit.

I cant wait to be one of those neighbors!

i live next door to a low income building. someone just threw garbage off the 10th floor and nearly hit this crackhead and hes losing it .. not like he could do much but still, pretty funny seeing a guy yell at the balconies

nick wrote:i live next door to a low income building. someone just threw garbage off the 10th floor and nearly hit this crackhead and hes losing it .. not like he could do much but still, pretty funny seeing a guy yell at the balconies

Toronto RULES!!!!

LoL... if by 'those neighbors' you mean incredibly perceptive, yes. I can actually tell you how/why that is as well... if you want another random discussion topic.

With that said, you bring up a good point. We also have a retired guy that walks his dog every morning, rain/shine, around the same time frame. (It was wife that talked to the husband and passed the information about what happened along) Again, the criminal should have been on top of this.

ReignOnU wrote:Peay is in the appropriate position on a regular toilet.

I'm not sure how I feel about you thinking of me in this context.

LetsGoPeay wrote:

ReignOnU wrote:Peay is in the appropriate position on a regular toilet.

I'm not sure how I feel about you thinking of me in this context.

I'm 6'3" and suffer from a minor case... so common sense, no?