Nole or Shel: Bigger Asshole?

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Nole
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trendon wrote:You are just as nuts as these two, T.

You all must be fucking the finest pussy known to man. Maybe I am the crazy one. I'm out here fighting for morsels every day and you guys all got filet mignon!

I must say I cant complain about Mrs. TF. I definately married up a level. I will say that i do feel like i get filet all the time. The big deal for me these days is it bacon wrapped or not. Life is grand.
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texasfan4444 wrote:
trendon wrote:You are just as nuts as these two, T.

You all must be fucking the finest pussy known to man. Maybe I am the crazy one. I'm out here fighting for morsels every day and you guys all got filet mignon!

I must say I cant complain about Mrs. TF. I definately married up a level. I will say that i do feel like i get filet all the time. The big deal for me these days is it bacon wrapped or not. Life is grand.

I'm thinking Mrs. TexasFan proof reads all Mr. TexasFan's posts and makes changes accordingly. But I'm with you, my wife of 14 years is still hot while I'm sliding down the hill quickly.
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I am thinking that anyone who thinks their wife or girlfriend is hotter than Morgan or any of the others (or has better tits), is just being desirous. We've all seen each other's photos.

It might seem cruel, but that is the truth. While there is always two ends to a graph, I bet 95% of this leagues has women that fit into the "meh" or "Yeah, I guess i would ... " category.
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^^ thats why i dont date. lol. tired of being like "oh this girls hot" and my friends are like "ehhh"...

this one girl likes me, has a nice ass. i might have to post a pic but we'll see.
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nick wrote:^^ thats why i dont date. lol. tired of being like "oh this girls hot" and my friends are like "ehhh"...
Well, that is just silly. If I worried about that, I'd probably have fucked six girls in my life. I've slept with about two hotties, a couple of very good ones, a scary amount of average-to-below-average ones, and a good amount of eyebrow raisers.
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trendon wrote:
nick wrote:^^ thats why i dont date. lol. tired of being like "oh this girls hot" and my friends are like "ehhh"...
Well, that is just silly. If I worried about that, I'd probably have fucked six girls in my life. I've slept with about two hotties, a couple of very good ones, a scary amount of average-to-below-average ones, and a good amount of eyebrow raisers.
dude i fucked a girl politefully named OGRE.

I dont know what it is though. I guess I want that "9/10" or better now. Ive turned down sex from a couple like 4's and meh, not im hunting for that 9. 8 if im getting frsutrated
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Are you very good looking? No matter what the two Confidence Twins say, you'd rather have that ace up your sleeve. I often get laid because of my looks. It is my bad attitude that holds me back. :)

That said, when you want Major league talent, you need more than one marketable skill.
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i like to think im a good lookin guy. kinda chubby but nothing that cant be worked with.

I lack the confidence though unfortunately.

and my attitude breaks me too :(. i cant take stupid convos for too long (dispite the fact that u guys think im a stoner..assholes)

thats my weakness, my confidence.
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trendon wrote:I am thinking that anyone who thinks their wife or girlfriend is hotter than Morgan
My girlfriend is deifnitely hotter than this:

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And like I said earlier, please explain to me how that is a GOOD boob job? YOu cant be serious.
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shel311 wrote:
trendon wrote:I am thinking that anyone who thinks their wife or girlfriend is hotter than Morgan
My girlfriend is deifnitely hotter than this:

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And like I said earlier, please explain to me how that is a GOOD boob job? YOu cant be serious.
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Um. They are big, round and firm. And that is an awful picture.

We'll be here all day. It is like how everyone who has children. When their child counts to ten, it is like the most amazing thing ever even though no less than 10 billion people have accomplished that feat since the dawn of time.
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Trendon's arguement =
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Seriously Brocam.

Look at every normal pic of her, take away those huge boobs, and she's really not that hot nowadays.
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nick wrote:Image
If shel thinks his girl is hawter than that he is fucking delusional
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LOL.

The best thing was I was about to post that SAME pic to make my point, hilarious.

Look at her face, it's really not that hot. Take away those boobs and she's just a normal chick.

Throw in the fact that it's a pretty crappy boob job as I've already said, and she's not that hot, unless your blinded by big fake boobs, and there's nothing wrong with that, lol.
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Dolemitesooner wrote:If shel thinks his girl is hawter than that he is fucking delusional
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
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Cnasty wrote:
Dolemitesooner wrote:If shel thinks his girl is hawter than that he is fucking delusional
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
:lol: i was gonna say this.
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is 'comic con' some kind of tranny convention? i don't know who that guy is but i guess if you guys think he's cute, more power to you.
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