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GeorgesGoons wrote:

shel311 wrote:

Cnasty wrote:Vaults to a top 3 NDL story of all time my friend.

I think Riccio may have a clean sweep here.

Cleaning lady, Nikki Benz, and of course the GOAT Senator Riccio, off the top of my head are the top 3 I recall.

I don't remember the Cleaning Lady or Nikki Benz stories. Gotta do some research

forgot the quote.

cleaning lady - stealing his beers. I think he left some skunky beers (not 100% on that)
nikki - dave bagged a porn star

shel311 wrote:Those last 2 pictures had to be taken years ago(or they're just not her), there's zero chance those pics are of a 275lb girl, right?

After some very minor research I managed to find some old high school'ish photos

In my findings I concluded that she was indeed....BIGGER....than the night I took her home.I was legitimately catfish'd...from the neck down at least

I'm still confused, were those pics in this thread her or not? If so, were they her a looooong time ago?

If they were her, you technically didn't get catfish'ed.

shel311 wrote:I'm still confused, were those pics in this thread her or not? If so, were they her a looooong time ago?

If they were her, you technically didn't get catfish'ed.

The face matched....everything else is up in question. The ass is deceiving, and it was too dark to notice if the tattoo was on her side. I've done my best to erase the rest from my memory bank

I think you need to go get it 1 more time just to confirm the tats. We need closure!

ReignOnU wrote:I think you need to go get it 1 more time just to confirm the tats. We need closure!

NO! No no no...just no.

So i'm guessing all the tats matched up and it was actually her in the pics?

Duster, Kevin, I didn't know you existed until tonight, but that a quality story, bravo.

I don't think I can let Dave sneak by with the sweep though, Trendon had a couple gems too. His story about jerking off and using a benzocaine condom killed me

Also, terps getting drunk and dragged off the field by security is up there

Weasel wrote:I don't think I can let Dave sneak by with the sweep though, Trendon had a couple gems too. His story about jerking off and using a benzocaine condom killed me

Good call. I don't think that's in the HOF thread, how is that possible?

shel311 wrote:

Weasel wrote:I don't think I can let Dave sneak by with the sweep though, Trendon had a couple gems too. His story about jerking off and using a benzocaine condom killed me

Good call. I don't think that's in the HOF thread, how is that possible?

Did it get lost on the old boards?

I was in tears reading this. Thanks for sharing!

Anytime fellas, anytime. Hopefully this is the last of its kind...

sixpackdan101 wrote:

shel311 wrote:

Weasel wrote:I don't think I can let Dave sneak by with the sweep though, Trendon had a couple gems too. His story about jerking off and using a benzocaine condom killed me

Good call. I don't think that's in the HOF thread, how is that possible?

Did it get lost on the old boards?

Nah, search benzocaine like I did and spend a half hour reading through a couple 5+ year old threads that are golden

Is it technically cat fishing if it's actually the person in the pics they sent?

Sounds more like a bait n switch

LOL LOVE IT!

Holy shit

The photos aren't there, but it's still hilarious