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Re: Looking back on old coaches: Week 1 - Jeffmo
Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 6:02 pm
by Hoos
I always play every game that I can no matter how much I hate doing it.

Re: Looking back on old coaches: Week 1 - Jeffmo
Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 6:06 pm
by trendon
Hoos wrote:
Accountability. He implemented a system that allowed players to be graded by other coaches. Over time, this would create a coaching profile that could be used to evaluate coaches and see if they were meeting NDL standards.
I just want to go on the record and say that I was the first person to create any sort of scoring system for leagues. I pitched the idea to Khari, that shithead, and he said it was too complicated.
Prior to getting goddamn arrested, I had it in my league. The problem? It was way too complicated, lol!
It was ingenious, though. I think it was carnell that IM'ed me with a "What the hell, man?" IM when I sent out the spreadsheet to the commishes.
Re: Looking back on old coaches: Week 1 - Jeffmo
Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 6:07 pm
by Hoos
Speaking of Wiki, we should be on it. ::looks at Trendon::
Re: Looking back on old coaches: Week 1 - Jeffmo
Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 9:08 am
by Uuaww
Weasel wrote:Hoos wrote:
PS: The Toilet Bowl needs to come back next season.
Problem is, youll likely hate the next version of the game and it will get simmed
I do not want that game back.
Re: Looking back on old coaches: Week 1 - Jeffmo
Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 10:29 am
by DRiccio21
anyone remember exactly what season he left in?
Re: Looking back on old coaches: Week 1 - Jeffmo
Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 10:33 am
by cdub21
DRiccio21 wrote:anyone remember exactly what season he left in?
hall of fame says 10
Re: Looking back on old coaches: Week 1 - Jeffmo
Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 12:53 pm
by Cnasty
DRiccio21 wrote:anyone remember exactly what season he left in?
According to you..never.

Re: Looking back on old coaches: Week 1 - Jeffmo
Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 12:59 pm
by DRiccio21
well the persona Jeffmo left... Jeff Morris is obviously still around
Re: Looking back on old coaches: Week 1 - Jeffmo
Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 4:41 pm
by sdrawkcab
JeffMo will always be remembered in my mind as a low-talker on the mic who had a great love for the University of Michigan and the NDL. I went in search of JeffMo earlier this month in the great state of Tennessee, but the great floods hindered my search.
I hope all is well.
Stealing a line from clubtril:
Your Friend and My Favorite,
sdrawkcaB
Re: Looking back on old coaches: Week 1 - Jeffmo
Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 4:43 pm
by shel311
Re: Looking back on old coaches: Week 1 - Jeffmo
Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 4:59 pm
by tball275
sdrawkcab wrote:JeffMo will always be remembered in my mind as a low-talker on the mic who had a great love for the University of Michigan and the NDL. I went in search of JeffMo earlier this month in the great state of Tennessee, but the great floods hindered my search.
I hope all is well.
Stealing a line from clubtril:
Your Friend and My Favorite,
sdrawkcaB
Backwards is alive!
Re: Looking back on old coaches: Week 1 - Jeffmo
Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 10:41 pm
by packsyD22
I remember that JeffMo was half Asian, or full I don't remember which but I thought that was weird. I don't know one Asian in Cali that likes or even knows anything about football.
Re: Looking back on old coaches: Week 1 - Jeffmo
Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 2:02 am
by LetsGoPeay
A few JeffMo facts;
- He'd eat a homeless person if you dared him!
- His poop is used as currency in Argentina.
- He sweats Gatorade
- He once breast-fed a flamingo back to health.
- He hated Mexicans. And he was half Mexican. And he hated irony.
- I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury.
- He sheds his skin once a year.
- He makes brooms somewhere in Georgia.
- He did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran Morrison
- He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road.
- He taught me how to make love to a woman, and how to scold a child.
- He once complained about having abdominal pain so the doctors did some x-rays and they found $60 in change in his stomach.
- He did all the makeup on the 'Planet of the Apes' movies.
- He grew a 3rd arm and kept it in a vault.
- JeffMo drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, 'All in all, I prefer gin.
- They say Gene Roddenberry got the idea for Star Trek from listening to JeffMo talk in his sleep.
- He once date raped David Bowie.
- He once inhaled a seagull.
Re: Looking back on old coaches: Week 1 - Jeffmo
Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 5:03 am
by bearass
He smelled of cabbage. And was quite uppity. Vandy and Michigan suck btw Jeff. I know you're here.

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Re: Looking back on old coaches: Week 1 - Jeffmo
Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 6:22 am
by Uuaww
I vote 3crosses next.
Re: Looking back on old coaches: Week 1 - Jeffmo
Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 1:24 pm
by buckeye76
I thought he left the season before I came into the league which was 12 or 13ish. I came into the league last season of ncaa 08.
Re: Looking back on old coaches: Week 1 - Jeffmo
Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 2:58 pm
by BIGmike
E! True Hollywood Story: JeffMo