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Why the fuck were you wearing a onsie is what I wanna know.

Hell even I have shit myself. TWICE.

Shit I even got piss ass drunk one night and passed out and pissed my bed.

BUT A ONSIE.

WHO the fuck wears those?

jeffdaddy wrote:wait...you heard this as it was happening/?

No but here is how my convo goes with big mike

Mike: Wont be on COD, got the butt flu

Me: Get a bag and puke in it while you play and just poop yourself.

Mike. I have pooped myself twice already

Me: Is it thursday already?


Then it gets better when mike comes back to cod with Hoos finally having Ammo on mike as he gets more Big Mike hits than anyone.

I wish we had heard it while it was going on. "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad, get the hose. I done pooped my onesie!!!!!".

Hoos wrote:I wish we had heard it while it was going on. "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad, get the hose. I done pooped my onesie!!!!!".

I picture the scene from goonies where the rich kid gets shot off of the toilet from the water pressure and screams from his daddy. Picture poop instead of water.

The guys just like to picture me in a onesie for some reason. I was wearing plaid pj bottoms while shitting all over myself/throwing up bile.

BIGmike wrote:The guys just like to picture me in a onesie for some reason. I was wearing plaid pj bottoms while shitting all over myself/throwing up bile.

Plaid onesie, even better

it stemmed from me making fun of mike for wearing "pajamas"

I NEED to get on COD !!!

Tim Tebow wears Big Mike PJ's

I dont care who you are, explosive diarrhea is funny. Add to it adult jammies and its downright hysterical

some great memories from my youth adding rhymes to the diarrhea song:

when you're running to the can and the fit hits the shan, di-a-rrhea, phhh, phhh, di-a-rrhea.

when you rocks the onesie to bed, but the juice runs down your leg, di-a-rrhea, phhh, phhh, di-a-rrhea.

Does Mike have wood floors?

Shit-filled onesies boots and wood floors, traction probably sucks.

Changing my 2 yr old out of her Pink Onesie and changing that poopie diaper will always bring a little snicker to my smile from now on!!!

Not gonna let this thread die. We played some teams last night that were worse than pooping in your onesie. 200-32 in a full game of 6-6 the entire match. Multiple 5 person clans with only 3-4 NDL guys at any given time on a team. Not ever close, very ugly all night, uglier than a poop covered tile floor and your daddy with a hose spraying you off in the back yard.

I imagine it looked something like this.

Still laughing.

Hoos wrote:Still laughing.

HAHAHAHAHA

jeffdaddy wrote:I NEED to get on COD !!!

I was just thinking this same thing.
I need to start playing COD with you guys.
Stuff like this is priceless.

How did I miss this!

Couldn't have happened to a cooler dude.