2059 Season Thread.... Can't Find a Better Mens

[plasma1896]

Shel Nck debates/battles are keeping these boards on point. keep up the good work guys

[wdoupis]

Eduardo Munoz at 490 HRs, seems like a lock to get in to that 600 club.

[wdoupis]

Chris Oliver and Jim Reyes are 11th and 12th respectively in strikeouts all time. They should both leap in to the top 10 this season.

[esylvester6]

Gotta say, there's a certain level of freedom that comes with knowing your team is so bad nothing you do is really consequential. I spent forever thinking about Rule 5 stuff and eventually just reminded myself that I'm finishing last forever.

Stress free, y'all.

[Cnasty]

Eduardo Munoz at 490 HRs, seems like a lock to get in to that 600 club.

Yes but where will it happen?

Stay tuned!

[DRWebs]

Cameron Hits the Weights in Offseason

John Cameron has been getting to be great friends with the gym this offseason. The Orange County Ducks' right fielder has put on 15 pounds of muscle and is hoping it translates to a lot more homeruns. Said John, "Every day I feel myself getting stronger and I know that strength will translate on the field. I can't wait to get out there and show what I can do."

[wdoupis]

File is uploading... Sorry sims been a little later this week. Ukraine time changed last Saturday so when you guys do on Saturday we will be back to normal

[wdoupis]

File is uploaded, website updated. New in game date 12/13

Congrats to the two new members of the HOF Fuji and Pig O'Tierney..... and my god you guys fucked Sharp again!!!!!!!

Cedar Rapids signs Takanibu Kitamura to a 7 year 59 million dollar deal
Miami signs Todd Walker to a 1 year deal... not sure what the old man has left
Jose Ochoa signs a 3 year 16 million dollar deal with Miami
Ruben Romero signs a 5 year 50 million dollar deal with Lincoln.... Can you imagine your only 5 years in NDL being in a Lincoln rebuild???William Parker signs a 3 year 19 million dollar deal with SF
Clement O'Brien signs a 3 year 24 million dollar deal with LA
Mario Rosa signs a 2 year 4 million dollar deal with Cookeville.... good, go sabotage another bullpen
Rafael Sedeno signs. 3 year 24 million dollar deal with LA
Manuel Garcia signs a 7 year 119 million dollar deal with Cookeville
Kaja Belohlawek signs a 6 year 51 million dollar deal with NY
Grand Rapids signs Bernardo Mendoza to a 6 year 78 million dollar deal
Ken Robinson signs a 4 year 52 million dollar deal with Las Vegas

[shel311]

We have some terrible HOF voters.

[Wasted Memory]

Mario Rosa signs a 2 year 4 million dollar deal with Cookeville.... good, go sabotage another bullpen

You can't sabotage what already sucks

[Wasted Memory]

For the guys who will be asking shortly...

Spoiler!

Miami Vice: Lost LF Travis Leslie in the Rule 5 Draft to the Montreal Poutines.
Montreal Poutines: Drafted LF Travis Leslie in the 2058 Rule 5 Draft (Round 1, Pick 2, 2nd overall Pick), from the Miami Vice.
Moose Jaw Diamond Dogs: Lost RF Jeff Morgan in the Rule 5 Draft to the Grand Rapids Growlers.
Grand Rapids Growlers: Drafted RF Jeff Morgan in the 2058 Rule 5 Draft (Round 1, Pick 3, 3rd overall Pick), from the Moose Jaw Diamond Dogs.
Moose Jaw Diamond Dogs: Lost 3B Enrique Pérez in the Rule 5 Draft to the New York Gamblers.
New York Gamblers: Drafted 3B Enrique Pérez in the 2058 Rule 5 Draft (Round 1, Pick 4, 4th overall Pick), from the Moose Jaw Diamond Dogs.
Hillsboro Hops: Lost SP Luis García in the Rule 5 Draft to the Cookeville Cubs.
Cookeville Cubs: Drafted SP Luis García in the 2058 Rule 5 Draft (Round 1, Pick 5, 5th overall Pick), from the Hillsboro Hops.
Cookeville Cubs: Lost RF Miguel García in the Rule 5 Draft to the Philadelphia Cheesesteaks.
Philadelphia Cheesesteaks: Drafted RF Miguel García in the 2058 Rule 5 Draft (Round 1, Pick 11, 11th overall Pick), from the Cookeville Cubs.
Miami Vice: Lost RP Josh Stewart in the Rule 5 Draft to the Chicago Windstorm.
Chicago Windstorm: Drafted RP Josh Stewart in the 2058 Rule 5 Draft (Round 1, Pick 13, 13th overall Pick), from the Miami Vice.
Chicago Windstorm: Lost RF Reginald Arnold in the Rule 5 Draft to the Las Vegas Outlaws.
Las Vegas Outlaws: Drafted RF Reginald Arnold in the 2058 Rule 5 Draft (Round 1, Pick 17, 17th overall Pick), from the Chicago Windstorm.
Cincinnati Brew Crew: Lost RP Jason Dudley in the Rule 5 Draft to the San Francisco Seals.
San Francisco Seals: Drafted RP Jason Dudley in the 2058 Rule 5 Draft (Round 1, Pick 18, 18th overall Pick), from the Cincinnati Brew Crew.
Rhode Island Red Wolves: Lost CF Diego Ledezma in the Rule 5 Draft to the Moose Jaw Diamond Dogs.
Moose Jaw Diamond Dogs: Drafted CF Diego Ledezma in the 2058 Rule 5 Draft (Round 1, Pick 20, 20th overall Pick), from the Rhode Island Red Wolves.
Cincinnati Brew Crew: Lost 2B Jorge Martínez in the Rule 5 Draft to the Sheltown Shockers.
Sheltown Shockers: Drafted 2B Jorge Martínez in the 2058 Rule 5 Draft (Round 1, Pick 23, 23rd overall Pick), from the Cincinnati Brew Crew.
Montreal Poutines: Lost 3B Ken Livingston in the Rule 5 Draft to the Alabama Bears.
Alabama Bears: Drafted 3B Ken Livingston in the 2058 Rule 5 Draft (Round 1, Pick 25, 25th overall Pick), from the Montreal Poutines.
Montreal Poutines: Lost RP Sam Hensley in the Rule 5 Draft to the Orange County Ducks.
Orange County Ducks: Drafted RP Sam Hensley in the 2058 Rule 5 Draft (Round 1, Pick 27, 27th overall Pick), from the Montreal Poutines.
San Francisco Seals: Lost CF Tony Feliciano in the Rule 5 Draft to the Boston Minutemen.
Boston Minutemen: Drafted CF Tony Feliciano in the 2058 Rule 5 Draft (Round 1, Pick 29, 29th overall Pick), from the San Francisco Seals.
Miami Vice: Lost RP Anthony Stewart in the Rule 5 Draft to the Montreal Poutines.
Montreal Poutines: Drafted RP Anthony Stewart in the 2058 Rule 5 Draft (Round 2, Pick 2, 32nd overall Pick), from the Miami Vice.
Moose Jaw Diamond Dogs: Lost RF Rich Taylor in the Rule 5 Draft to the New York Gamblers.
New York Gamblers: Drafted RF Rich Taylor in the 2058 Rule 5 Draft (Round 2, Pick 4, 34th overall Pick), from the Moose Jaw Diamond Dogs.
Houston Alcoholics: Lost RP Ricardo Gómez in the Rule 5 Draft to the Chicago Windstorm.
Chicago Windstorm: Drafted RP Ricardo Gómez in the 2058 Rule 5 Draft (Round 2, Pick 13, 43rd overall Pick), from the Houston Alcoholics.
Grand Rapids Growlers: Lost RF John Miller in the Rule 5 Draft to the Las Vegas Outlaws.
Las Vegas Outlaws: Drafted RF John Miller in the 2058 Rule 5 Draft (Round 2, Pick 17, 47th overall Pick), from the Grand Rapids Growlers.
Washington Thunder Crabs: Lost CL Augusto Reyes in the Rule 5 Draft to the San Francisco Seals.
San Francisco Seals: Drafted CL Augusto Reyes in the 2058 Rule 5 Draft (Round 2, Pick 18, 48th overall Pick), from the Washington Thunder Crabs.
Winterfell Direwolves: Lost RP Armando Peña in the Rule 5 Draft to the Orange County Ducks.
Orange County Ducks: Drafted RP Armando Peña in the 2058 Rule 5 Draft (Round 2, Pick 27, 57th overall Pick), from the Winterfell Direwolves.
New York Gamblers: Lost C Markus Rangel in the Rule 5 Draft to the Montreal Poutines.
Montreal Poutines: Drafted C Markus Rangel in the 2058 Rule 5 Draft (Round 3, Pick 2, 62nd overall Pick), from the New York Gamblers.
Houston Alcoholics: Lost SS Gabriel López in the Rule 5 Draft to the Chicago Windstorm.
Chicago Windstorm: Drafted SS Gabriel López in the 2058 Rule 5 Draft (Round 3, Pick 13, 73rd overall Pick), from the Houston Alcoholics.
New Jersey River Rats: Lost LF Sean Wright in the Rule 5 Draft to the Las Vegas Outlaws.
Las Vegas Outlaws: Drafted LF Sean Wright in the 2058 Rule 5 Draft (Round 3, Pick 17, 77th overall Pick), from the New Jersey River Rats.
Moose Jaw Diamond Dogs: Lost RF Mauro Soto in the Rule 5 Draft to the Orange County Ducks.
Orange County Ducks: Drafted RF Mauro Soto in the 2058 Rule 5 Draft (Round 3, Pick 27, 87th overall Pick), from the Moose Jaw Diamond Dogs.
Steel City Bulldogs: Lost 1B Pedro Ramos in the Rule 5 Draft to the Las Vegas Outlaws.
Las Vegas Outlaws: Drafted 1B Pedro Ramos in the 2058 Rule 5 Draft (Round 4, Pick 17, 107th overall Pick), from the Steel City Bulldogs.
Boston Minutemen: Lost LF Ken House in the Rule 5 Draft to the Las Vegas Outlaws.
Las Vegas Outlaws: Drafted LF Ken House in the 2058 Rule 5 Draft (Round 5, Pick 17, 137th overall Pick), from the Boston Minutemen.

[Cnasty]

Fruit basket sent to Randall, thank you!

Boston Minutemen: Lost LF Ken House in the Rule 5 Draft to the Las Vegas Outlaws.
Las Vegas Outlaws: Drafted LF Ken House in the 2058 Rule 5 Draft (Round 5, Pick 17, 137th overall Pick), from the Boston Minutemen.

[wdoupis]

We have some terrible HOF voters.

God yes we do. How in the world can anyone not vote Sharp in the HOF. It may be time to let in game handle this

[shel311]

We have some terrible HOF voters.

God yes we do. How in the world can anyone not vote Sharp in the HOF. It may be time to let in game handle this

Let's make those votes public for everyone so we can shame people!!!


I'm still mad at Corey for voting for McGee last season but not this season.

[wdoupis]

We have some terrible HOF voters.

God yes we do. How in the world can anyone not vote Sharp in the HOF. It may be time to let in game handle this

Let's make those votes public for everyone so we can shame people!!!


I'm still mad at Corey for voting for McGee last season but not this season.

If only I knew how to throw in the dramatic McCain health care thumbs down gif, maybe in the 2060s I'll figure it out

[DRWebs]

Cameron Hits the Weights in Offseason

John Cameron has been getting to be great friends with the gym this offseason. The Orange County Ducks' right fielder has put on 15 pounds of muscle and is hoping it translates to a lot more homeruns. Said John, "Every day I feel myself getting stronger and I know that strength will translate on the field. I can't wait to get out there and show what I can do."

Game gives him monster power, then naturally nerfs his range

[shel311]

That's funny. At least it did up his power rating as when i checked yesterday after the article, I noticed his power rating was unchanged from what it was at the beginning of the season, so I thought the article was pretty silly.

But good to see they upped his power, guess there's a bit of a range issue now. Oops!

[Cnasty]

Good lord if that isn't a red flag to investigate that fella I don't know what is.

His eye also jumped almost 30+ points, power up 20+,contact 10+

Incoming PED suspension.

Glad I waived him.

[TheGobOne]

Wow I got savaged in the R5. Only guy I recognize though is Soto lol. I don’t know if this is a good or bad thing.

[DRWebs]

Wow I got savaged in the R5. Only guy I recognize though is Soto lol. I don’t know if this is a good or bad thing.

Give it a month or two and Soto will probably be back with you