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BFiVL wrote:Listening to stern this morning. Guy called in and said he broke his dick. Said it’s at a 90 degree angle at the base. Was a tough ride to work listening.

One of the funniest stories I heard from my best friend had to deal with this. He said his wife shifted on him and he wasn't ready for that shift and broke his dick.....I had tears when he told us this. One of the funniest stories I ever heard.

BFiVL wrote:Listening to stern this morning. Guy called in and said he broke his dick. Said it’s at a 90 degree angle at the base. Was a tough ride to work listening.

This post is sooo perfect, the timing, impeccable.

shel311 wrote:

BFiVL wrote:Listening to stern this morning. Guy called in and said he broke his dick. Said it’s at a 90 degree angle at the base. Was a tough ride to work listening.

This post is sooo perfect, the timing, impeccable.

Wanted to break up the politic talk in this thread. Was a rough 20 mins of a drive.

GeorgesGoons wrote:

BFiVL wrote:Listening to stern this morning. Guy called in and said he broke his dick. Said it’s at a 90 degree angle at the base. Was a tough ride to work listening.

One of the funniest stories I heard from my best friend had to deal with this. He said his wife shifted on him and he wasn't ready for that shift and broke his dick.....I had tears when he told us this. One of the funniest stories I ever heard.

Urologist called in and said he deals with broke dicks and it happens in 2 ways almost every time.
From behind and they hit the pubic bone
Or
Fat girl riding.

BFiVL wrote:

GeorgesGoons wrote:

BFiVL wrote:Listening to stern this morning. Guy called in and said he broke his dick. Said it’s at a 90 degree angle at the base. Was a tough ride to work listening.

One of the funniest stories I heard from my best friend had to deal with this. He said his wife shifted on him and he wasn't ready for that shift and broke his dick.....I had tears when he told us this. One of the funniest stories I ever heard.

Urologist called in and said he deals with broke dicks and it happens in 2 ways almost every time.
From behind and they hit the pubic bone
Or
Fat girl riding.

That's what my buddy said, he was from behind and she shifted as he went in.....I'm still sitting here giggling about the look on his face when he told me. You could see he still could feel the pain

Just got in to watch Lion King, round 2 another day. Still love ya George

wdoupis wrote:Just got in to watch Lion King, round 2 another day. Still love ya George

I know this! No matter our disgust for each other politics, we are men and can still agree to just disagree. No name calling or anything childish like that.

if you have 13 hours, listen to Patrice ONeal clips on movies on opie n anthony.

The real "get off my lawn" guy.

Cement truck had his tires partly in his lawn so the 70 year old slashes the tires and smashes out the headlights on the cement truck. Then goes walking thru wet cement and falls at the end

https://www.omaha.com/news/metro/i-want ... O8ULxRIya0

Awesome!

The new Disney streaming service will bundle Disney+, ESPN+, and Hulu for $12.99.

Sounds like a heck of a deal.

shel311 wrote:The new Disney streaming service will bundle Disney+, ESPN+, and Hulu for $12.99.

Sounds like a heck of a deal.

Notbif you only watch ESPN+ out of those 3. But I will admit I know nothing about Hulu

Not mine!

Meth in vagina is not hers........She's cute though

http://www.fox26houston.com/news/woman- ... muAWpMDw-w

Saw a really hot girl on the street last night walking with a junky. Sucks she'll look like trash in 2-3 weeks

Definitely not trying to argue with anyone, as this is just an educational post for people that are uninformed regarding "assault weapons."

Was having a conversation regarding the "assault weapons" ban. The guy I was speaking with (both of us were very cordial and on very opposite ends of the issue) kept referring to the assault weapons ban in 1994. I had already looked it up since there were multiple people referring to this law that expired in 2004.
https://www.govinfo.gov/content/pkg/BIL ... 355enr.pdf Title XI - Firearms - Subtitle A.

Did you know that to be labeled as an assault weapon:

Semi-automatic rifles able to accept detachable magazines and two or more of the following:
Folding or telescoping stock
Pistol grip
Bayonet mount
Flash hider or threaded barrel designed to accommodate one
Grenade launcher
This is what is wrong with the uneducated when it comes to these guns. We'll stick with just the rifle portion of it. I'm only going to give one example because I can go on for quite some time debunking why an assault weapons ban would work.

AR-15

Standard barrel lengths : 16"/20"/24"
Standard round fired: .223 (5.56×45mm NATO)
Muzzle Velocity: 3251 feet per second

Ruger Mini 14 Ranch Rifle:

Standard barrel lengths: 13" to 22"
Standard round fired: .223 (5.56×45mm NATO)
Muzzle Velocity: 3240 feet per second

They both fire at the same rate of fire, accept the same amount of rounds in a magazine and the muzzle velocity has an extremely negligible difference.

So the ONLY difference between the two above is the AR-15 has a pistol grip and a flash suppressor. Anyone that knows anything about a gun knows that those two additions to a Mini-14 does not make any more deadly that it was previously. And the Mini-14 would not be included in an assault weapons ban if they went back to the 1994 bill that passed.

How close are we to a real recession Dave?

What do you consider a recession? As recently as December there was a 20% correction

i dont know a single thing on the topic btu my buddy was on speaker phone talking to a financial adviser, a good one too i forget her name, and she said something about bonds are going up next year? thats a sign of weak stocks?

Weasel wrote:What do you consider a recession? As recently as December there was a 20% correction

I have no clue on the subject (same as Nick). All I remember the last big recession people were losing houses left and right (2006 right?)

Active situation in Philly:
https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/4603

That's the scanner.

Multiple officers down. Tons of officers on the scene.