The mission where Franklin and Lamar are kidnapping D is hilarious.
I LOL'ed when:
Spoiler!
The dog wandered off and mounted the other male dog and I had to go pull him off.
Re: GTA V
Posted: Sat Sep 21, 2013 12:56 pm
by nick
ajalves wrote:
nick wrote:
ajalves wrote:the franklin mission where you take out the guy coming out of the hotel
am i supposed to snipe him and the guards....if so, from where
or sticky bomb their car?
spoilers dick
Spoiler!
just the guy. i sniped him from the parking lot. He's also the cigarette guy so i think invest in the other cig company before u kill him n those stocks sky rocket
why did i need a spoiler. hey, there is mission you have to kill someone ....really spoiler worthy
cant wait to snipe you in GTA online
Re: GTA V
Posted: Sat Sep 21, 2013 1:58 pm
by cougnix
LetsGoPeay wrote:The mission where Franklin and Lamar are kidnapping D is hilarious.
I LOL'ed when:
Spoiler!
The dog wandered off and mounted the other male dog and I had to go pull him off.
Ha, ha, yeah I did the same thing.
Spoiler!
Chop that's a boy, get off him!
Re: GTA V
Posted: Sat Sep 21, 2013 2:28 pm
by jsence2
Spoiler!
I was cracking up when Trevor was asking the biker guy if he wanted some loving. Of course shit then escalated very quickly
Re: GTA V
Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2013 1:05 pm
by oldschoola
I was able to go home with one stripper but have been trying like hell to land this Russian broad but she is hard to get. Working on a 3some but got caught both times by the bouncer for touching these chicks.
Started off hating Trevor but now i like this guy, he is so fucking funny!
Re: GTA V
Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2013 1:17 pm
by oldschoola
I was able to go home with one stripper but have been trying like hell to land this Russian broad but she is hard to get. Working on a 3some but got caught both times by the bouncer for touching these chicks.
Started off hating Trevor but now i like this guy, he is so fucking funny! Reminds me of Trendon
Re: GTA V
Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2013 8:55 pm
by jsence2
oldschoola wrote:I was able to go home with one stripper but have been trying like hell to land this Russian broad but she is hard to get. Working on a 3some but got caught both times by the bouncer for touching these chicks.
Started off hating Trevor but now i like this guy, he is so fucking funny!
Just switch to the view from the side where you can see the door, and then touch for about 30 seconds when he walks away.
Re: GTA V
Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2013 9:21 pm
by LetsGoPeay
Had a nice little night with the family. Rode bikes with Jimmy, kept my daughter of of porn, came in second in my first ever triathlon, and pulled off a flawless jewel heist.
Re: GTA V
Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2013 10:17 pm
by texasfan4444
LetsGoPeay wrote:Had a nice little night with the family. Rode bikes with Jimmy, kept my daughter of of porn, came in second in my first ever triathlon, and pulled off a flawless jewel heist.
yeah i did that mission saturday night. haventy done the tri yet. need to do the jewel heist to get the Mexican dud off my ass.
Re: GTA V
Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2013 11:20 pm
by jsence2
oldschoola wrote:
Started off hating Trevor but now i like this guy, he is so fucking funny!
"I don't quite know what I want. It's a bit, well, like pornography or a perfect turd, I can't quite describe it, but I'll know it when I see it."
Re: GTA V
Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 12:32 am
by cougnix
I stole an armored car today. Is there a way to break into them? I parked it in front of the train tracks a couple times until I couldn't get inside it anymore. Lol. I know someone else mentioned this, but wasn't sure if anyone knew how to get into it.
Also played a tennis match against the wife. beat her 3-2.
Re: GTA V
Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 6:11 am
by trendon
OH
MY
GOD
...
the third triathalon. Bring a fucking snack.
Re: GTA V
Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 3:14 pm
by SIRLOIN
ok I think i'm going to start tracking all the fucking way's to die! lol I owe peay for half of these deaths also!!! he posted about a plane crash site in north west of island(rat bastard) haven't found it yet . but I did get attacked by Great White Shark and killed by a fucking mountain lion near mount chilladaud. flew airplanes/the blimp still cant find the fucking crash site! I even found a mountain fortress defended by ton of guys in underwear! wtf is that? still no crash site! I tried to steal a ship (couldn't get on bridge) died trying. died trying to break into prison.
Re: GTA V
Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 3:24 pm
by nick
beefy is serious about not finding that crash site
Re: GTA V
Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 4:10 pm
by plasma1896
my buddy at work was telling me about a cannibal cult in the mountains. they will give you $1000 per person you bring up there for them to eat. i told him to hijack a bus full of people so they could munch away and you can make $20k
Re: GTA V
Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 4:12 pm
by trendon
plasma1896 wrote:my buddy at work was telling me about a cannibal cult in the mountains. they will give you $1000 per person you bring up there for them to eat. i told him to hijack a bus full of people so they could munch away and you can make $20k
It is an annoying drive even if you are near it.
Re: GTA V
Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 5:19 pm
by cougnix
plasma1896 wrote:my buddy at work was telling me about a cannibal cult in the mountains. they will give you $1000 per person you bring up there for them to eat. i told him to hijack a bus full of people so they could munch away and you can make $20k
How do you get the people to stay in the bus? I haven't hijacked one yet, but any of the other vehicles they all seem to jump out.
Re: GTA V
Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 6:56 pm
by sixpackdan101
cougnix wrote:I stole an armored car today. Is there a way to break into them? I parked it in front of the train tracks a couple times until I couldn't get inside it anymore. Lol. I know someone else mentioned this, but wasn't sure if anyone knew how to get into it.
Also played a tennis match against the wife. beat her 3-2.
If you want to get the back doors open I've heard that driving the truck into water opens them up. Otherwise I think you're out of luck.
Re: GTA V
Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 8:10 pm
by LetsGoPeay
SIRLOIN wrote:ok I think i'm going to start tracking all the fucking way's to die! lol I owe peay for half of these deaths also!!! he posted about a plane crash site in north west of island(rat bastard) haven't found it yet . but I did get attacked by Great White Shark and killed by a fucking mountain lion near mount chilladaud. flew airplanes/the blimp still cant find the fucking crash site! I even found a mountain fortress defended by ton of guys in underwear! wtf is that? still no crash site! I tried to steal a ship (couldn't get on bridge) died trying. died trying to break into prison.
Beefy:
Re: GTA V
Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 8:22 pm
by SIRLOIN
LetsGoPeay wrote:
SIRLOIN wrote:ok I think i'm going to start tracking all the fucking way's to die! lol I owe peay for half of these deaths also!!! he posted about a plane crash site in north west of island(rat bastard) haven't found it yet . but I did get attacked by Great White Shark and killed by a fucking mountain lion near mount chilladaud. flew airplanes/the blimp still cant find the fucking crash site! I even found a mountain fortress defended by ton of guys in underwear! wtf is that? still no crash site! I tried to steal a ship (couldn't get on bridge) died trying. died trying to break into prison.
