Not so newsworthy News (Do it right, dummies)

[cougnix]

John Elway " We came up short in the Super Bowl"

LMAO...43-8 isn't short, that's a long ways away!

easyyy easy....dont get jsence ridiculous on us because your team won.

Just funny...

[Whittness10]

John Elway " We came up short in the Super Bowl"

LMAO...43-8 isn't short, that's a long ways away!

easyyy easy....dont get jsence ridiculous on us because your team won.

Just funny...

Pretty sure thats the reason why that headline is in this thread.

[nick]

[shel311]

LOL

A new wrinkle, the picture version.

One of the best submissions we've seen so far.

[Whittness10]

big-mouth-billy-bass-scares-off-would-be-burglar

[shel311]

big-mouth-billy-bass-scares-off-would-be-burglar

I would absolutely read this article lol.

[OracleHCR]

big-mouth-billy-bass-scares-off-would-be-burglar

I would absolutely read this article lol.

yes. And post it so everybody else would.

[Weasel]

big-mouth-billy-bass-scares-off-would-be-burglar

I would absolutely read this article lol.

I actually clicked it hoping to

[Whittness10]

I guess I'm in the minority here. I thought it was stupid. I didn't even read the article. My first thought was "did they interview the burglar to confirm what scared him?"

[shel311]

I guess I'm in the minority here. I thought it was stupid. I didn't even read the article. My first thought was "did they interview the burglar to confirm what scared him?"

See, I would actually read the article to see if that happened, thus making it worthy of an article being written on the hilarity of it.

With confirmations from Oracle and Weasel, we simply cannot accept your submission.

[Whittness10]

I don't like failure

[shel311]

Peyton Manning plays Pebble pro-am

[ajalves]

Steve Nash re-injures left leg

[Whittness10]

Via Bleacher Report and Facebook...

"Cleveland Browns QB Brandon Weeden reportedly wants out of Cleveland"

[Wasted Memory]

LeBron: I'll be among greatest


Back off Cnasty, it's a "NO SHIT" statement.

[jsence2]

Ex-Bears GM: Cutler inconsistent in clutch

[cougnix]

[Mariners] Franklin Gutierrez won't play in 2014

[Weasel]

http://m.espn.go.com/nba/story?storyId=10457694

MVP win would 'mean a lot' to Durant

[shel311]

Well done

I feel like this thread was mocked for a while, but now that everyone...or at least most...got the hang of it, I think the thread is serving its purpose.

[Cnasty]

It was way more entertaining when guys thought they were posting perfect stories for it confidently and they were belittled to a pulp.