50 Shades of Gray

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50 Shades of Gray

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If you have a wife you have heard of this book.

WTF is going on with all the ranting and raving of this book? What makes it any better than all of those other sexual novels out there.

Shit is everywhere! The news, facebook, twitter, radio.

Wife snuck an Amazon order in and got it last night. She read like 50 pages in one sitting (shes a reader) then I proceeded to give her the best 17 seconds of her life.

Im not complaining if thats what the book is doing but good lord. :lol:
When literature student Anastasia Steele is drafted to interview the successful young entrepreneur Christian Grey for her campus magazine, she finds him attractive, enigmatic and intimidating. Convinced their meeting went badly, she tries to put Grey out of her mind – until he happens to turn up at the out-of-town hardware store where she works part-time.

The unworldly, innocent Ana is shocked to realize she wants this man, and when he warns her to keep her distance it only makes her more desperate to get close to him. Unable to resist Ana’s quiet beauty, wit, and independent spirit, Grey admits he wants her too – but on his own terms.

Shocked yet thrilled by Grey’s singular erotic tastes, Ana hesitates. For all the trappings of success – his multinational businesses, his vast wealth, his loving adoptive family – Grey is man tormented by demons and consumed by the need to control. When the couple embarks on a passionate, physical and daring affair, Ana learns more about her own dark desires, as well as the Christian Grey hidden away from public scrutiny.
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Re: 50 Shades of Gray

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women - 50 shades of gray

men - youporn.com

same diff
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Re: 50 Shades of Gray

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Dawn reading it too huh? :lol:
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Cnasty wrote:If you have a wife you have heard of this book
Not all wives read romance novels.

In fact, I don't know one person that does read those. :lol:
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Not saying she has to read romance novels because Cathy doesnt either but I guarantee you ask her what 50 Shades of Gray is, she will know.

Cathy is reading it because every single one of her girl friends are and they dont read romance novels either. Which is making me think, WTF is up with this book?
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Cnasty wrote:but I guarantee you ask her what 50 Shades of Gray is, she will know
Gonna put it to a test. Be right back. :lol:
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Re: 50 Shades of Gray

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Yes!! :lol:
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I lost :lol:
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Yes x2!!!! :lol:
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i read it. pretty good book
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nick wrote:i read it. pretty good book
GEHYNESS!!



My wife asked me if I heard of this book because all of her co-workers were talking about it. She said it's porn in the book form. Me if I am getting porn I just go to redtube.com I'd rather watch it than read it.
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Re: 50 Shades of Gray

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GeorgesGoons wrote:Me if I am getting porn I just go to redtube.com I'd rather watch it than read it.
As Nole stated, the difference between us superior life forms as men and women.

Chicks love the build up,the romance, the adjectives in these books.

We are way simpler in our endeavors. :lol:
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Cnasty wrote:
GeorgesGoons wrote:Me if I am getting porn I just go to redtube.com I'd rather watch it than read it.
As Nole stated, the difference between us superior life forms as men and women.

Chicks love the build up,the romance, the adjectives in these books.

We are way simpler in our endeavors. :lol:
Both formats result in expectations that are beyond the realm of reality.
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Re: 50 Shades of Gray

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Ours just takes way less time. :lol:
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Re: 50 Shades of Gray

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A pretty good hunch here that once they read that book that they are not thinking of you for those 17 seconds.
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Re: 50 Shades of Gray

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You are a genius kdog!!! :shock:
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Re: 50 Shades of Gray

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so this would be the one time where people can say that the movie form (porn) is actually better than the book.
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Re: 50 Shades of Gray

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Wife just got this. I opened it to a random page, read a paragraph which mentioned anal fisting and some other things that made me blush
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Yump the girl got it and reads it while I play COD
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Re: 50 Shades of Gray

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I could easily write a book about anal fisting and tying chicks up and shit.

I missed my calling!
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